Reminds me of a fairly crude joke involving an old man going to see the doctor, his old lady is with him. Doctor asks the old man for three types of (ugh, err) 'samples' (let's say). Old man says to old lady, "Ehh, what did he say". Old lady says, "don't worry about it, just give him your underwear".
Tom at MSY
"The criminal ineptitude makes you furious"-Bruce Springsteen, after seeing firsthand the damage from Hurricane Katrina