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Solution To Girl Problems

Thu Dec 25, 2003 12:32 pm

I know some anetters have some problems with girls, so I thoght I'd pass along advice I learned fomr a friend recently.

I was telling him about this girl that was being a cocktease, and he recommended:

"Next time just take her to the back of a supermarket or whever there is no one around, punch her in the face a few times then pull a gun on her and force her to sick your dick while she cries. Chicks LOVE that shit."

My friends are so smart, huh?
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RE: Solution To Girl Problems

Thu Dec 25, 2003 2:40 pm

I already read it Phil... in you AIM buddy profile - I was crackin up!!!

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I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
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RE: Solution To Girl Problems

Thu Dec 25, 2003 2:41 pm

Don't you live next to Rikers?
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RE: Solution To Girl Problems

Thu Dec 25, 2003 2:42 pm

Challenge your friend to the Feats of Strength. Or hold him down and have a girl beat him up! (Though it sounds like the girl probably wouldn't need the help!)  Big grin

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RE: Solution To Girl Problems

Thu Dec 25, 2003 2:43 pm

I am so smart I am so smart "S M R T" I mean "S M A R T"

RE: Solution To Girl Problems

Thu Dec 25, 2003 4:45 pm

Most of those crimes go unreported so go for it..

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RE: Solution To Girl Problems

Fri Dec 26, 2003 2:03 am

Since it's the appropriate season, ask her to watch the classic Dr.Seuss cartoon "How The Grinch Stole Christmas" with you.

Oh, I almost forgot...grab some pitchers of beer, and make her take a drink every time the word "Christmas" or "Grinch" is said. She'll consume roughly 4 beers over the course of that 22 minute cartoon and be much more cooperative.  Big thumbs up


P.S. Just drink on the word "Grinch" if she's a lightweight...but for the love of God, do NOT throw "Who" into the mix, because you'll go through a keg for the two of you alone!

[Edited 2003-12-25 18:17:35]
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