bruno
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Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:40 am

Ok I got this email today and am sure some here would like especially Matt D. Big grin


10 THINGS BLACK AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT WHITE PEOPLE WONT' ADMIT:

1. Elvis is dead.

2. Having your children curse you out in public is not normal.

3. Jesus was not White.

4. Skinny does not equal sexy.

5. A 5 year child is too big for a stroller.

6. N' SYNC will never hold a candle to the Jackson 5.

7. Thomas Jefferson had black children.

8. An occasional BUTT whooping helps a child stay in line.

9. Kissing your pet is not cute.

10. Rap music is here to stay.

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10 THINGS WHITE AND BLACK PEOPLE KNOW, BUT LATIN PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Chicken is food, not a roommate.

2. "Jump out and run" is not in any insurance policies .

3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

4. Hickey's are unattractive.

5. Mami and Papi can't possibly be the nickname of every person in your

family.

6. Buttoning just the top button of your shirt is a bad fashion

statement.

7. 10 people to a car or home is considered too many.

8. Jesus is not a name for your son.

9. Maria is a name but not for every other daughter.

10. Letting your children run wildly through the store can get your

BUTTwhooped (or theirs).

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10 THINGS WHITE AND LATIN PEOPLE KNOW, BUT BLACK PEOPLE WON'T ADMIT:

1. Tupac is dead.

2. Crown Royal bags are meant to be thrown away.

3. Having a ring on every finger is too much.

4. O.J. did it

5. Teeth should not be decorated.

6. Breaks are usually only 15 minutes.

7. Jesse Jackson will never be President.

8. RED is not a kool-aid flavor (it's a color).

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.
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ConcordeBoy
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:47 am

10. Your pastor doesn't know everything.

Friggin great! 'Specially THIS ONE!

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777236ER
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:47 am

There's nothing like making fun of stereotypes.
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bruno
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 6:58 am

May favorite was #1. Elvis is dead.

My uncle used to be an Elvis impersonator untill he had a stroke.
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:18 am

LMAS and ROTLF THATS FRICKING GREAT

9. Your rims and sound system should not be worth more than your car.

3. Your country's flag is not a car decoration.

1. Elvis is dead
 
JeffM
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 7:22 am

Nice ones!!

 Big grin


keep 'em coming..
 
jutes85
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 11:47 am

Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.
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Superfly
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 1:45 pm

Jutes85:
Guns don't kill people, dangerous minorities do.

What?
What kind of minorities are you refering to?  Insane

Were you once Busdriver or Ed Toner?



Bruno:
This is actually funny.
I ususally don't like these sort of jokes.
Thanks for reminding me to throw away my Crown Royal bag.  Laugh out loud
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StarAC17
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 2:57 pm

What kind of minorities are you refering to?

This is from Family Guy and is really funny in the context that it is used.
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jutes85
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:23 pm

Family Guy is a hundred times better then The Simpons and puts any show to shame. It is too controversial to be on-air for now, due to truthful remarks like this.
nothing
 
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Wed Jan 07, 2004 3:54 pm

Rumor is it's coming back... my lordy the Wiesenstein episode was so hilarious.
 
bruno
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Thu Jan 08, 2004 3:37 am

I am glad you were all civil and took this as lighthearted.
The forums are improving.  Smile
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StarAC17
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Thu Jan 08, 2004 6:36 am

It is too controversial to be on-air for now, due to truthful remarks like this.

Jutes85 it is satirical and funny but It doesn't represent the truth. It people that take a joke like that seriously and complained is what stopped family guy from being on the air. It like on when the Simpsons almost got sued by fox news for making fun of them it was ridiculous and the funny thing is they air on basically the same network. There was no reason for family guy to be taken off the air and it better come back.

Anyway back to the jokes Big grin
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seb146
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RE: Politically Incorrect Jokes For All

Thu Jan 08, 2004 6:48 am

Family Guy is so funny. 'Our own Asian reporter Trisha Takinawa....' Brian: 'Oh, my gawd! They've eaten Asian reporter Trisha Takinawa!'

The question I have about 2Pac is: how can a dead person release so many CD's and have a new movie?

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