AMERICAN757
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How To Be Evil

Sun Jan 11, 2004 2:23 pm

I am a Evil person, ok not really. How can I be, I dont mean evil evil I just mean evil, like evil to your brother, to his friends to your mom and dad. What should I do?
 
AMERICAN757
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RE: How To Be Evil

Sun Jan 11, 2004 3:04 pm

Ok well I guess I will never be evil. Its ok though cuz I hit my brother with a stick. As for my parents I would never hit them. This whole thread is a joke. Obviously. I hope you guys figured that out.
 
jwenting
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RE: How To Be Evil

Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:10 pm

become a lawyer specialising in product or medical liability cases and sue them (or their companies) over some perceived error for a few million.

Or become a politician and increase their taxes.
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AMERICAN757
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RE: How To Be Evil

Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:11 pm

I should try that LOL
 
XFSUgimpLB41X
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RE: How To Be Evil

Sun Jan 11, 2004 5:24 pm

Or my personal favorite: Fart and lock the windows and doors in the car. I do that at least once a week (day).  Smile

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funflyer
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RE: How To Be Evil

Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:05 am

People that do that in a car (XFSUgimpLB41X) piss me off so much. I'm goin CRAZY. 9-p
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aa61hvy
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RE: How To Be Evil

Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:09 am

I do this to my girlfriend.. Lock the windows and turn the heat on full blast.. Especially in the summer. Makes it smell and hot!
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redngold
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RE: How To Be Evil

Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:44 am

Why would you want to be evil? Salvation is a free gift!

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RE: How To Be Evil

Mon Jan 12, 2004 11:47 am

This is without a doubt one of the weirdest threads I have read here. Now where is that cat in the grocery bag???
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captaingomes
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RE: How To Be Evil

Mon Jan 12, 2004 2:39 pm

Fabreeze gets rid of the old fart smell in cars!  Big grin
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RE: How To Be Evil

Mon Jan 12, 2004 2:53 pm

"I do this to my girlfriend.. Lock the windows and turn the heat on full blast.. Especially in the summer. Makes it smell and hot!"

Well thank you. You've just now confirmed for me how screwed up you really are.  Laugh out loud BTW that is friggen disgusting! LOL

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seb146
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RE: How To Be Evil

Mon Jan 12, 2004 7:00 pm

Walk thru the clock section of a store and set them all to go off in an hour.

Leave immediately.

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fritzi
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RE: How To Be Evil

Mon Jan 12, 2004 9:33 pm

Ive done this a few times. Get a sardine can, then just open it and hide it somewhere really well in their room or car. Its going to stink pretty bad after a while and when they find it and throw it out, its still going to smell for a pretty long time.
 
Akumas
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RE: How To Be Evil

Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:22 pm

Did somebody mention "Cat" "Plastic" "Bag"  Big grin
 
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RE: How To Be Evil

Mon Jan 12, 2004 10:25 pm

Move Stevie Wonder's piano....
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FoxBravo
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RE: How To Be Evil

Tue Jan 13, 2004 12:40 am

Thank you, Akumas. That was long overdue!  Smile
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XFSUgimpLB41X
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RE: How To Be Evil

Wed Jan 14, 2004 4:19 pm

Here's one.... I took a pile of solo cups... filled them all the way up to the rim with water, and placed them just far enough apart to where you couldnt step in between them. Covered the floor just outside of my roommates bedroom with them all the way out to where it was too far to jump. Took him a while to get out of there, haha.


Covered the toilet with saran wrap....


Replaced the creme in oreo cookies with mayonnaise....


Too many other pranks between me and my roommates in college.  Smile
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RE: How To Be Evil

Wed Jan 14, 2004 7:27 pm

Put your cat in the microwave & turn it on high for 10 minutes.....:-P
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fritzi
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RE: How To Be Evil

Wed Jan 14, 2004 7:42 pm

Aerorobnz,

I think that a minute would be enough...


Another thing that you could do would be to empty out the air from someones car tires. Thats sure to piss them off! Big grin
 
lehpron
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RE: How To Be Evil

Thu Jan 15, 2004 5:50 am

If you wanna be evil, be ignorant. 95% of this planet are already ignorant, so I guess you can't be the first in line...the sad fact is that it is really easy to be ignorant, all you have to do is make ASSUMPTIONS. If anyone truly wants any kind of peace, that percentage needs to be reduced, either with education or lots of executions.

I'm not joking, I hate the ignorant.
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RE: How To Be Evil

Sat Jan 17, 2004 6:42 am

KY jelly on a doorknob

Fill shampoo bottle with Nair

Pee in someones listerine bottle

one for the ladies: Shave your legs with a guys razor and wait for him to use it again

jalepeno juice in eye drops (not a good idea unless you really hate this person)

Spud or bannana in the car tailpipe

superglue on toilet seat

Icy hot on toilet seat

and many many more
 
redngold
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RE: How To Be Evil

Sat Jan 17, 2004 7:35 am

Okay, I'll be evil for a moment. We've got a new security lieutenant here who wants to go "by the book." I've tried to get along with him, but he's a misogynist and feels I'm being demanding by asking for him for a little help, and that because I tried to give him some tips on how things run around here, I'm trying to tell him how to do his job.

So, last night I decided -- he thinks I'm being demanding and telling him how to do his job? Well, really, when I think about it, I haven't really been letting security do what they're supposed to do...

So, from now on, it's by the book for me!

--Every time a student comes in without his/her ID card, I will call him and tell him that there's an unidentified person in the library. He has to come up and investigate. You never know, it could be so-and-so's evil twin...
--Since our back door isn't alarmed right now, I think I need to write up a "door unsecured" report every time I test the alarm... once when I open and once when I close at night. He'll get two reports every day, reminding him that it's his job to know that the place is or isn't secure.
--Oh, and since that back door isn't alarmed, I think for my safety that he should definitely come up to the library and do a security sweep before I open. Really, it could be unsafe for me as a poor little overweight female librarian who has no security training...
--And, now that I think about it, our parking lot isn't always the safest place, especially when it's covered with snow and slippery. I think the lieutenant needs to walk me to my car, and wait with me until I get in and lock the door. That means he needs to walk me out and wait while I scrape off all of the snow and ice.
--How foolish of me to think that I know enough to train students in our emergency procedures! I think it's time for the lieutenant to step up to his responsibility, and I'll call him in to give our students the emergency rundown.

I wonder how long I'll have to toilet train him before he realizes that I actually know a few things about this place.  Acting devilish
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RE: How To Be Evil

Sat Jan 17, 2004 7:48 am

Disclaimer: I take NO responsiblity for anyone stupid enough to actually do this or their victim, I'm only posting this for your AMUSEMENT!

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