Modern times...hmmm...can't remember that England won some titles, BUT WE
WERE CLOSE!!!! EVERYTIME!!!!!
Now the players, hmmm, there was once a good goalie, Trautmann, oh wait, that was one of them damned Krauts, in recent times, there was this singer, something like spice woman or so, good free kicks, oh no wait, it was her husband but they went off to Spain to get a healthy tan.
I'll do some research, this is getting burdensome