fritzi
Posts: 2598
Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2001 2:34 am

Bored? Depressed? Take The Death Test!

Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:13 pm

If you are bored or depressed, then this may make you feel either better or worse.

The Death Test!

http://test3.thespark.com/deathtest/death.cgi

Here are my results:

December 7, 2049
at the age of 65 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (39%)
Alcoholism (14%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Suicide (5%)
Drowning (5%)
 
Kay
Posts: 1797
Joined: Fri Mar 01, 2002 3:41 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:24 pm

Here are my results  Smile

January 24, 2050
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (23%)
Cancer (21%)
Alien Abduction (13%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Auto-Fellatio (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Auto-Erotic Asphyxiation (5%)
 
Pe@rson
Posts: 16030
Joined: Sat Jan 13, 2001 6:29 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:25 pm

December 12, 2065
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Cancer (15%)
Contagious Disease (8%)
Drowning (8%)
Alien Abduction (7%)
Horrible Accident (6%)

---

LOL!
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
 
sushka
Posts: 4657
Joined: Thu Nov 18, 1999 12:33 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:25 pm

70 years old on Nov 9 2055.

I hope they have supersonic airliners by then again!
Pershoyu Spravoyu Litaki!
 
teahan
Posts: 4993
Joined: Sun Nov 21, 1999 11:18 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:42 pm

March 12, 2064
at the age of 79 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (44%)
Alien Abduction (17%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Drowning (5%)
Goodbye SR-LX MD-11 / 6th of March 1991 to the 31st of October 2004
 
GeneralA
Posts: 173
Joined: Thu May 24, 2001 6:11 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:42 pm

83 years on September 8, 2063. Already marked in MS Outlook !!!

GeneralA
 
707CMF
Posts: 4698
Joined: Thu Mar 14, 2002 5:39 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Mon Jan 26, 2004 11:42 pm

January 30, 2059
at the age of 81 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Heart Attack (18%)
Alien Abduction (11%)
Drowning (7%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)


Heck, I told them I don't drink a lot !

707
 
AC320
Posts: 2809
Joined: Fri Jan 05, 2001 11:29 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:02 am

November 14, 2059
at the age of 75 years old


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (27%)
Heart Attack (24%)
Drowning (9%)
Alcoholism (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
fuddle duddle
 
JBirdAV8r
Posts: 3454
Joined: Sun Jun 24, 2001 4:44 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:44 am

My results:

September 21, 2074
at the age of 90 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (26%)
Horrible Accident (19%)
Heart Attack (10%)
Homicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)
I got my head checked--by a jumbo jet
 
Sabena 690
Posts: 6065
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2002 12:48 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:51 am

Fritzi:

Alcoholism (14%)

I don't believe this is coming from you...  Big grin

Frederic Big grin
 
fritzi
Posts: 2598
Joined: Sat Jun 30, 2001 2:34 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 1:48 am

Sabena 690,

If they would have asked for the specific amount of alcohol in the test, it probably would have been "a bit" higher!  Nuts
 
Sabena 690
Posts: 6065
Joined: Sat Feb 02, 2002 12:48 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 3:02 am

February 2, 2063
at the age of 78 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (35%)
Heart Attack (15%)
Homicide (11%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (7%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

LOL! Big grin
 
pilot kaz
Posts: 4591
Joined: Tue Apr 17, 2001 9:07 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:02 am

My results are:


May 6, 2050
at the age of 62 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (33%)
Alcoholism (16%)
Horrible Accident (12%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Suicide (5%)


not soon enuf tho lol
-
 
aa61hvy
Posts: 13021
Joined: Fri Nov 05, 1999 9:21 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:13 am

Pre-Test: I'm going to be pissed if it says I'm dead by tommorow.
---
Predicted:
Heart Attack (32%)
Cancer (17%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Drowning (9%)
Horrible Accident (5%)

I expire:
January 12, 2073
at the age of 88 years old.

I'll take that.
Go big or go home
 
aviationmaster
Posts: 2151
Joined: Thu Oct 28, 1999 3:47 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:14 am

October 1, 2064
at the age of 77 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (28%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
Drowning (5%)

LOL!  Big thumbs up Kina suspicious that most of us will die of cancer Big grin
 
ArmitageShanks
Posts: 3766
Joined: Tue Dec 30, 2003 5:30 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:18 am

May 9, 2046
at the age of 61 years old.

Heart Attack (25%)
Cancer (23%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
 
777-200
Posts: 959
Joined: Wed Mar 08, 2000 11:11 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:24 am

February 4, 2070
at the age of 83 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (21%)
Cancer (17%)
Auto-Fellatio (17%)
Suicide (10%)
Horrible Accident (9%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Drowning (6%)

772  Big thumbs up
Another Day, Another Dollar.... Young Jeezy
 
CVG777
Posts: 1211
Joined: Tue May 02, 2000 6:42 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 4:33 am

December 6, 2051
at the age of 66 years old.

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (23%)
Drowning (12%)
Alien Abduction (8%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

CVG777
 
N766UA
Posts: 7843
Joined: Thu Jul 29, 1999 3:50 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 5:09 am

I already took the death test, and it was linked off this forum. It was a different website, though, and it had a countdown clock thing.

Anyway, I'm gunna die Sept 16th, 2061.
This Website Censors Me
 
backfire
Posts: 3467
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:01 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 5:12 am

July 15, 2179
at the age of 208 years old.

Hypersonic jet crash (23%)
Cryogenic sleep-tank failure (21%)
Allergic reaction to cure-all anti-cancer tablet (17%)
Complications during cloning procedures (10%)
Holographic sexual misadventure (4%)
 
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airkas1
Crew
Posts: 5262
Joined: Sat Dec 20, 2003 7:01 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 5:21 am

December 24, 2070
At the age of 84 tears old.

Heart Attack (31%)
Cancer (23%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Suicide (8%)
Loneliness (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (6%)

HAHA, I like the Alien Abduction and loneliness Smile/happy/getting dizzy But I doubt the Alcoholism, because I don't drink at all.
Airliners.net Crew - Head Photo Screener
 
seb146
Posts: 14348
Joined: Wed Dec 01, 1999 7:19 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 5:27 am

June 10th 2007. The Canucks better stay on top of things! I gotta see them with the Cup before then! But the odd thing is, a psychic told me I would live to be 70. (The 2007 thing is well before my 70th birthday). The only reason I believe the psychic is she was dead on about some other specific things that happened.

GO CANUCKS!!
Patriotic and Proud Liberal
 
backfire
Posts: 3467
Joined: Fri Oct 06, 2006 8:01 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:24 am

But I doubt the Alcoholism, because I don't drink at all


Who says you have to do the drinking? You might get beaten up by a wino Big grin
 
Jaspike
Posts: 4843
Joined: Sat Feb 23, 2008 1:40 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 6:31 am

July 27, 2053
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (41%)
Heart Attack (12%)
Third Degree Burns (10%)
Homicide (9%)
Loneliness (6%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Loneliness?!

Josh
 
FrontierA319
Posts: 131
Joined: Sun Jan 18, 2004 10:28 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 7:25 am

LOL @ Have you had team sex

Ok here's mine...

October 26, 2056
at the age of 73 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (17%)
Cancer (13%)
Horrible Accident (13%)
Alcoholism (10%)
Homicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Loneliness (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)



Chris.

A Whole different Animal!
 
leviticus
Posts: 1016
Joined: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:34 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:07 am


Gees this was interesting  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

June 2, 2051
at the age of 67 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (22%)
Cancer (22%)
Drowning (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)
Alcoholism (5%)
 
L.1011
Posts: 2164
Joined: Mon Aug 13, 2001 7:46 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:20 am

July 17, 2077 at the age of 86.
 
redngold
Posts: 6673
Joined: Wed Mar 22, 2000 12:26 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:20 am

September 17, 2037 at the age of 63 years old.


Cancer (36%)
Alien Abduction (12%)
Homicide (8%)
Third Degree Burns (6%)
Suicide (6%)
Horrible Accident (6%)
Heart Attack (5%)
Up, up and away!
 
Dash8King
Posts: 2658
Joined: Wed Nov 21, 2001 8:45 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:45 am

I am gone at the age of 63, so I don't have to worry about my balls getting to saggy.
 
Guest

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:57 am

February 8, 2069 at the age of 80 years old.

Heart Attack (42%)
Cancer (19%)
Suicide (7%)
Horrible Accident (7%)
Drowning (5%)

80 Years old.. ye right...

Regards..

Chris
 
funflyer
Posts: 817
Joined: Sat Aug 09, 2003 4:53 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:57 am

January 20, 2055
at the age of 66 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (20%)
Heart Attack (16%)
Homicide (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Drowning (7%)
Alien Abduction (6%)


Interesting stats from the DeathTest:


15897189 people have taken the DeathTest.
Of those, 55% were female and 45% were male.
The average life expectancy of test takers is 67 years.
10% of test takers have hairy nipples.
4% have had team sex.
8% work in the porn business.
And 325355 people claim to have leprosy.
Who cares about status?
 
vafi88
Posts: 2981
Joined: Sun Apr 08, 2001 10:32 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:58 am

Guys, I'll be gone in 4 days...

It says I'm going to die on Jan 30th, 2004....

Bye  Crying

--------------
Actually, I made everything the worst (every disease checked) to see if someone would actually do that...

My actual death will be on November 5th 2065
I'd like to elect a president that has a Higher IQ than a retarted ant.
 
trekster
Posts: 4319
Joined: Fri Dec 26, 2003 2:47 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 8:59 am

april 8th, 2050 at the age of 68

28% heart attack
15% cancer
11% homicide
10% alien abduction
6% Third Degree Burns
6% Horrid Accident


strange
Where does the time go???
 
jcs17
Posts: 7376
Joined: Mon Jun 18, 2001 11:13 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:03 am

March 15, 2056
at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (19%)
Cancer (12%)
Third Degree Burns (9%)
Drowning (9%)
Alcoholism (8%)
Alien Abduction (5%)
Horrible Accident (5%)
Homicide (5%)
Auto-Fellatio (5%)

Interesting...dying on my father's birthday. Nice.

America's chickens are coming home to rooooost!
 
USAIRWAYS321
Posts: 1707
Joined: Wed Jul 11, 2001 4:31 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 9:10 am

May 15, 2059
at the age of 71 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (36%)
Public Execution In a Third World Country (10%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Drowning (8%)
Heart Attack (7%)
Homicide (6%)
Third Degree Burns (5%)

Brett
 
IMissPiedmont
Posts: 6200
Joined: Wed May 23, 2001 12:58 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:39 pm

Wow! I have another 23 years, according this test. That's 39 more than I had when I was 30 years old.
The day you stop learning is the day you should die.
 
A330Fan1
Posts: 835
Joined: Wed Jul 16, 2003 2:24 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Tue Jan 27, 2004 12:55 pm

Here are my results

February 25, 2072
at the age of 86 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:

Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (11%)
Alien Abduction (9%)
Auto-Fellatio (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Alcoholism (7%)

....SURE.....

-A330Fan1

 
CB777
Posts: 1135
Joined: Wed Sep 08, 1999 8:13 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:56 am

Here are my results:


I am gonna die January 17, 2055 AGE-77

Cancer-19%
Electrolysis-12%
Heart Attack-11%
Drowning-7%
Third Degree Burns-5%


CB777
 
MidnightMike
Posts: 2810
Joined: Thu Mar 06, 2003 10:07 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 6:25 am


That was kind of a fun test, HAIRY NIPPLES!!!! Ahhhhhh!


August 20, 2053
at the age of 85 years old.

Heart Attack (34%)
Cancer (22%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
NO URLS in signature
 
MYT332
Posts: 7285
Joined: Mon Sep 08, 2003 7:31 pm

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 8:28 am

Im a gonna at 71 cos of cancer, my arse i am!
One Life, Live it.
 
leviticus
Posts: 1016
Joined: Sat Oct 27, 2007 7:34 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:31 am


Vafi88, Are you still alive ?  Laugh out loud

 
BR715-A1-30
Posts: 6525
Joined: Thu May 30, 2002 9:30 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:34 am

January 8, 2050
at the age of 64 years old.

 Sad. I wanted to at least live until 70.

Heart Attack (21%)
Cancer (19%)
Electrolysis (14%)
Alien Abduction (6%)
Puhdiddle
 
martinairyyz
Posts: 1188
Joined: Fri Nov 28, 2003 6:42 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 11:39 am

Here are mine:

April 4, 2065
at the age of 75 years old.


On that date you will most likely die from:

Heart Attack (24%)
Drowning (16%)
Cancer (11%)
Third Degree Burns (8%)
Homicide (7%)
Alcoholism (7%)
Suicide (6%)
Alien Abduction (6%)

 Sad I wanted to see the new century
Chelsea Football Club supporter.
 
DeltaRules
Posts: 3776
Joined: Sat Sep 01, 2001 11:57 am

RE: Bored? Depressed?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 1:16 pm

I can expect to die on April 13, 2060 at the age of 73 years old.

On that date you will most likely die from:
Cancer (30%)
Heart Attack (27%)
Suicide (6%)
Auto-Fellatio (6%)
Alien Abduction (5%)

Damn, I wanted to crack 80....oh wait, this isn't a real test.

DeltaRules
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