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Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:02 pm

I know this topic skirts the grey area between civil aviation/non-aviation, so I'm leaning to the side of caution and posting it over here.....

So, who has had sex on a plane? I'm more interested in stories about sex on an airline (where you could have easily been caught), but sex on a private plane can be included here too. This can include things besides intercourse. Were you caught? And if so, what happened?

I'd love to see where this goes!  Nuts
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:05 pm

Does the solo rating for the mile high club count?
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:07 pm

Oh for your own health, don't ever date women that have a commercial certificate in the mile high club.

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 2:45 pm

So a multi engine certificate in the MHC means shes qualified to have two males in the same lav?

...might be tough on a 737  Big grin

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 3:43 pm

The closest ive got was a blowjob on a trip from my girlfriend a year ago flying a Cessna 172.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 4:02 pm

Cancidas has... On a B747 operated by British Airways. So he claims, anyway...



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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 5:06 pm

Check this out  Smile

http://www.milehighclub.com/

I came across this about 1.5 years ago.. Makes for an interesting and thought provoking time  Smile

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sat Jan 31, 2004 9:19 pm

I understand that Doctor Rule has an FE certificate in this field.

I think Hugh Heffner has an IA
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sun Feb 01, 2004 4:26 am

Only with my hand, in the lavatories.


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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sun Feb 01, 2004 5:18 am

Can someone please tell me what a "Dirty Sanchez" is?
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sun Feb 01, 2004 5:50 am

What is that mean for the sex on their plane? Can someone please tell me what is plans for the future?
 
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:28 pm

I tried but my jet had repeated flameouts and went into a severe stall.
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:30 pm

Jhooper- look where you are asking this question.. Wrong website man..
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:43 pm

Seriously i think it's disgusting whther it's on a private plane or commercial airliner. Would you want to rent out a 172 knowing that the guy before you had just blown his load in your seat? And then touched the controls... eeeww. On a commercial plane same thing- it's damn unsanitary. Same thing in an airliner bathroom- it's goddamn unsanitary! Keep your sexual antics to your bedroom please!
 
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sun Feb 01, 2004 12:47 pm

I've been screwed over by various airlines....does that count?
 
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Sun Feb 01, 2004 3:35 pm

with my ex, we tried in the lav on a BA747 but got caught. so we went back to our first class seats, covered the important part with a blanket and got busy. (helps when she can be quiet about it Big grin) also, on a F9 733 in the lav. the first was my entrance to the mile high club. the second was me just extending the favour.  Big thumbs up
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 2:42 am

Cancidas, How did you get caught?

Personally, I would never do it on an airplane unless it was my own private jet.

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 4:43 am

I think the real question is,Have you ever TRIED to have sex on a plane? Big grin

Keep your sexual antics to your bedroom please

That is quite hard for alot of people to do Big grin
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:08 am

Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

On the list of things to do  Wink/being sarcastic

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:11 am

Hmm... not really, besides a quick feel.

On a different topic, my fiance gave me a blowjob on a bus when people were sitting in the seats in front.  Wink/being sarcastic
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:12 am

Hmm... not really, besides a quick feel.

On a different topic, my fiance gave me a blowjob on a bus when people were sitting in the seats in front.


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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:14 am

FianceE.

What does PMSL mean, you dirty old bugger?  Wink/being sarcastic
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:16 am

PSML= P*ssing Myself Laughing  Big grin

On a bus though..... Funny as you like Big grin

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:20 am

Oh yeah, she gave me one on a quite-full train as well. When you're very discreet, anything's - and everything's - possible.  Wink/being sarcastic Anyway, all this sex talk is getting me horny, so I'll shut up now.
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:23 am

Oh yeah, she gave me one on a quite-full train as well. When you're very discreet, anything's - and everything's - possible. Anyway, all this sex talk is getting me horny, so I'll shut up now.

Good lord  Wow! Ahem yeah  Innocent

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 5:36 am

hehe... as a girl i can admit to doing bad things... never on plane tho!
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:31 am

I have had sex with my right whore on UA 744 ORD-HKG. Get's pretty boring on that longass flight.

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 6:40 am

hehehehehehe thats the bad thing about traveling alone! LOL
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 7:49 am

I non-rev a lot, but haven't done it yet. If I get caught, I lose my benefits. And besides, I don't have anyone to do it with. Maybe one day... Big grin

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 8:46 am

does jerking off in the lav count?? i myself have never done it... but plan to one day... maybe when i fly to AMS or BOM in the summer... or on the way back? hehe...

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 9:29 am

I never hit home on an Aircraft but rounded 2nd base once. My claim to fame however is my 16th birthday present on a Melbourne train which had cameras looking on. Bet the driver enjoyed his mid-trip entertainment watching me and my now ex get it on.
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:30 am

Well, I have a hard time fitting in the lav myself (I am 5' 7" and 170 pounds) and my girlfriend is 5' 6" and 180 pounds, so I haven't tried it. (Not to say that I haven't WANTED to).
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 10:40 am

haha i wouldnt mind trying!  Smile
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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Mon Feb 02, 2004 3:52 pm

Most of you just sicken me!!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
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Continental

Mon Feb 02, 2004 11:26 pm

Ya, me to!

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RE: Ever Had Sex On The Plane?

Tue Feb 03, 2004 2:45 am

You guys that jerk off in the lav on a plane are you really that desperate or do you just need to see a shrink????

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