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A Yank, Brit And Iraqi

Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:04 am

This was forwarded to me today by an Iraqi living in Baghdad. Take it for its humour value...........

An American,a Brit and an Iraqi are in a bar one night having a beer. The Yankee drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In the states our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The Brit obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In the British Isles we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Iraqi, cool as a cucumber, picks up his beer and drinks it, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Yank and the Brit. He says

"In Baghdad we have so many Americans and Brits that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."
 
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RE: A Yank, Brit And Iraqi

Wed Feb 04, 2004 12:08 am

Joke template. Insert ethnic groups here.
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
 
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RE: A Yank, Brit And Iraqi

Wed Feb 04, 2004 1:31 am

Yeah,

It might be a 'template', but if you haven't heard it its still funny, and it still works.
 
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RE: A Yank, Brit And Iraqi

Wed Feb 04, 2004 2:13 am

This from a Chechyan living in Grozny. Meant to be funny.

An American,a Chechyan and an Russian are in a bar one night having a beer. The Russian drinks his beer and suddenly throws his glass in the air, pulls out a gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In the the Mother Country our glasses are so cheap that we don't need to drink from the same one twice."

The American obviously impressed by this drinks his beer, throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the glass to pieces. He says "In US we have so much sand to make the glasses that we don't need to drink out of the same glass twice either."

The Chechyan cool as a the other side of a pillow, picks up his beer and , throws his glass into the air, pulls out his gun and shoots the Russian.

"In Grozny we have so many Russians that we don't need to drink with the same ones twice."

The American said, good thing Im the only American in this Country.


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