photopilot
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Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 7:59 am

Because we love them in all shapes and sizes.


Perfect Breasts
(o)(o)

Fake Silicone Breasts
( + )( + )

Perky Breasts
(*)(*)

Big Nipple Breasts
(@)(@)


A Cups
o o

D Cups
{ O }{ O }

Wonder Bra Breasts
(oYo)

Cold Breasts
( ^ )( ^ )

Lopsided Breasts
(o)(O)

Pierced Nipple Breasts
(Q)(O)

Hanging Tassels Breasts
(p)(p)

Grandma's Breasts
o / o /

Against The Shower Door Breasts
( )( )

Android Breasts
| o | | o |

Mammogram Breasts
___ ___

 
vaporlock
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:05 am

Photopilot, LOL, seems like your having one of those moments, God only knows what kind but thanks for the laugh! I didn't realize that guys though of them in so many different shapes and sizes!! I guess because we have them....their just well, there!

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
Continental
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:05 am

May God have mercy on all of our souls....
 
vaporlock
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:10 am

Continental, well.....you and I both know that he sure does! I guess it's a guy thing! ha! ha!  Big thumbs up

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
ScarletHarlot
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:16 am

Does anyone else think that a mammogram sounds like something that would be delivered to your door?

"Hello?"
"MAMMOGRAM!"

Of course, what would follow next is having your breast slammed in the door!
But that was when I ruled the world
 
vaporlock
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:22 am

LOL........ScarletHarlot, dunno?? But where did that come from? And being female...I hope I never get mine slammed in a door!

Phyllis  Big thumbs up
 
SlamClick
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:23 am

Scarlet

[I've been told that . . .] There are lots of places where one can have a mammogram delivered. Las Vegas and Aruba to name but two.

Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
 
fspilot747
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:24 am

Oh man there was a good needed laugh.


Danke!
 
ScarletHarlot
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:31 am

Well, this also reminds me of a joke that was emailed to me years ago.

PLEASE READ AND PASS ON. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.

WARNING!!!!!

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he's only trying to SEE YOUR TITS.
But that was when I ruled the world
 
BR715-A1-30
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:32 am

(?)(?) Pointy Nippled Hairy tits.
Puhdiddle
 
vaporlock
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:33 am

ScarletHarlot, LOL..........I'm laughing so hard the guys at work think I'm nuts! !!!


Phyllis  Smile

 
ScarletHarlot
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:41 am

Phyllis, if you don't want your breasts to feel like they have been slammed in a door, never get a mammogram!

One of my friends had a mammogram and was creeped out when the (female) technician told her that her breast skin was very soft..."and I'm an expert in this!" The next time she went, she was really hoping for a different technician!
But that was when I ruled the world
 
bobrayner
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:42 am

PLEASE READ AND PASS ON. THIS IS VERY SERIOUS.

WARNING!!!!!

If a man comes to your front door and says he is conducting a survey and asks you to show him your tits, DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR TITS. This is a scam and he's only trying to SEE YOUR TITS.


Thinking statistically, many women probably haven't read this warning yet. I should try it.
Cunning linguist
 
vaporlock
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RE: Breasts!

Wed Feb 04, 2004 8:51 am

ScarletHarlot, your exactly right! What cracked me up in the past is when you get a tech who looks and acts like it is his first day on the job!!!! Ha! Ha! He tries really hard to be professional and act like he's been doing the job for years but walks away looking like he's having a "hard" time walking!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Phyllis  Big thumbs up
 
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scbriml
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:18 am

My favourite boob gag is in "LA Story" where Steve Martin is confiding in a friend (who happens to be a woman) about all his feelings. She says something like "You should have been a woman." to which he replies "Oh no, if I had breasts I'd never get out of the shower!"

My second favourite boob gag also involves Steve Martin in "Dead men don't wear plaid" When co-star Rachael Ward faints he start fondling her boobs. As she starts to come round and look at him somewhat puzzled, he looks back very matter-of-factly and says "Oh, your breasts were a little out of wack!"

 Smile

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Airplanepics
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:52 am

in order of this pointless but fun post, im going to have to post my alien dude!






Cheers,
-'Pics  Big thumbs up
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zak
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 3:59 am

you forgot the supersaggy tits emoticon:

(.)(.)
10=2
 
srbmod
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 9:46 am


 
GulfstreamGuy
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 10:09 am

WOW!!!  Wow!  Wow!  Wow!

GulfstreamGuy
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L-188
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:17 pm

Breasts are like Model Trains.

They are ment for the kids but dad is the one that gets to play with them.
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Alpha 1
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:22 pm

Those pictures above aren't breasts: they're circus items. Those aren't even attractive!

I'll take my wife's 36DD (down from a 40F)  Big grin
 
GulfstreamGuy
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:31 pm

AMEN Alpha 1!!,

My wife's 40Ds are perfect! (o)(o)
I don't need beach balls unless I'm at a Jimmy Buffett concert!

.. here's one other ... (slightly different than Zak's)

( . )( . ) = tiny nips

GulfstreamGuy

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JetService
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 1:58 pm

#(o)(o)#

Don't forget French tits. Nair anyone?
"Shaddap you!"
 
ScarletHarlot
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:00 pm

Those photos are just gross. How could you do anything practical with those things getting in the way? Yuck. My back hurts just looking at them.
But that was when I ruled the world
 
Alpha 1
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 2:28 pm

How could you do anything practical with those things getting in the way?

They might make a nice pillow or a nice bean-bag chair.  Big grin
 
BN747
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RE: Breasts!

Fri Feb 06, 2004 4:50 pm

Who are you kiddin'...all you guys (the 30+ crowd) know that when you were 13-17 and if saw a pic like those ...you were zapped with a certain urge to go to the bathroom! And if those same pics were nudes..you would not have made it to the bathroom in time!  Big grin

BN747
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AWspicious
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RE: Breasts!

Sat Feb 07, 2004 2:00 am

ScarletHarlot;
Two words - floatation device (LoL)
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j_hallgren
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RE: Breasts!

Sat Feb 07, 2004 3:24 am

that second pix...she's pregnant with twins as I see it...YUK!

But the original post WAS Funny!!!
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vaporlock
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RE: Breasts!

Sat Feb 07, 2004 7:52 am

ScarletHarlot, I agree, my back is just killing me looking at those things.....they are not boobs, they look like giant I don't know whats! Maybe the DR who installed them thought she wanted "Air Bags".... I guess she'd be OK to fill them at the local garage...but I wonder how many psi she needs to set the machine at!!!

LOL, I can't believe it!  Laugh out loud

Alpha 1, all I can say that you'd have to be real careful that you don't smother if you were using them for a pillow! Big thumbs up

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
Alpha 1
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RE: Breasts!

Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:06 am

Alpha 1, all I can say that you'd have to be real careful that you don't smother if you were using them for a pillow!

I'll lie face up on them, Phyllis.  Big grin

I'd prefer my wife's 36 (or 38) DD's though.  Big thumbs up
 
vaporlock
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RE: Breasts!

Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:18 am

Alpha 1, you might go deaf!!!!  Big thumbs up

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
Alpha 1
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RE: Breasts!

Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:23 am

Why would I go deaf, Phyllis?

Although I was born partially deaf anyway, so what would i have to lose?  Big grin
 
vaporlock
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RE: Breasts!

Sat Feb 07, 2004 8:28 am

Alpha 1, well......I guess because your head would eventually slide down between the 2 bazookas and you'd be in real trouble!!!

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
Alpha 1
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RE: Breasts!

Sat Feb 07, 2004 9:14 am

Alpha 1, well......I guess because your head would eventually slide down between the 2 bazookas and you'd be in real trouble!!!

Depends where I slid to.  Big grin
 
GulfstreamGuy
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RE: Breasts!

Sun Feb 08, 2004 11:16 pm

Depends where I slid to.

Nice one Alpha 1 !!  Big thumbs up

GulfstreamGuy
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photopilot
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:01 am

Well sorry guys..... I'm a happy member of the I.B.T.L.C.

Thats the Itty Bitty Titty Lovers Club  Big grin

Anything more than a nice mouthfull is a waste anyway. And the advantage of smaller breasted women is that gravity never wins!!!

Steve
 
Usairwys757
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:54 am

Thats the Itty Bitty Titty Lovers Club,

Wow, how long did it take you to come up with that one?
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tanyaluvs2fly
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:04 am

why would you want a woman with hardly any boobs? whats there to play with and hold on to LOL
 Big grin
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Usairwys757
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:08 am

And, BTW Srbmod, those pictures a just nasty.  Wow!
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srbmod
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:34 am

And, BTW Srbmod, those pictures a just nasty.

I posted them because they are just so absurd and funny.
 
Boeing Nut
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:45 am

That is just way out of hand.
I'm not a real aeronautical engineer, I just play one on Airliners.net.
 
Jkw777
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 1:50 am

Those huge mammoth breasts just don't do anything for me! I prefer around 36C  Big grin

I once dated a girl who had 38D's and she was 16..... They were "ok" but still weren't a turn on  Laugh out loud

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An-225
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:00 am

You know, I like big ones... girls have to have curves after all.

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tanyaluvs2fly
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:07 am

lol Justin wants mine! :P
hahaha
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Jkw777
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:09 am

Oh yeah curves are the best, I have always gone for the curvy type broads  Smile

But those huge tits don't look good...

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tanyaluvs2fly
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:15 am

hahahahhahahaa.... :P
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Jkw777
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:17 am

lol Justin wants mine! :P
hahaha


Do I? What is your source  Laugh out loud Embarrassment

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tanyaluvs2fly
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:23 am

well... lol i could post msgs that i have!  Big grin

but i wouldnt want to give up the goodies!

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Jkw777
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:26 am

Damn disgrace  Laugh out loud

Moving on....

Regards,

Justin  Big thumbs up

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tanyaluvs2fly
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RE: Breasts!

Mon Feb 09, 2004 6:26 am

haha jk... justin's a good kid!  Smile

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