yanksn4
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When You Are Poor...

Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:28 am

You know you are poor when...
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srbmod
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RE: When You Are Poor...

Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:31 am

You have to roll up pennies to put gas in your car.
Even the Dollar Store is out of your price range.
You had to take out a second mortage on your cardboard box.
 
emiratesa345
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RE: When You Are Poor...

Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:46 am

You do drive-by shootings on the city bus.
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yanksn4
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RE: When You Are Poor...

Mon Feb 09, 2004 8:53 am

EmiratesA345, try and keep a little clean?
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high_flyr69
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RE: When You Are Poor...

Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:06 am

When you go to the corner shop and ask to put 50 cents worth of mixed lollies on lay-by.

When you cant afford to pay attention.


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desertjets
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RE: When You Are Poor...

Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:10 am

When your food stamps bounce.
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ConcordeBoy
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RE: When You Are Poor...

Mon Feb 09, 2004 9:19 am

...when you cant afford to spend a lovely evening.

...when your reality check bounces.

...when you eat cereal with a fork, to save milk.

...when you light a cigarette and call it central heating.

...when you cant afford the second "o" and the "r" in "poor".

...when your roaches resort resort to shaking you down  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up
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DLKAPA
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RE: When You Are Poor...

Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:57 am

...When you get so pissed off at people making jokes about your poverty that you resort to drive-by's on the city bus.

DLKAPA
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srbmod
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RE: When You Are Poor...

Mon Feb 09, 2004 11:58 am

Panhandlers give you money.
 
csavel
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RE: When You Are Poor...

Mon Feb 09, 2004 12:43 pm

When you refer to your roaches as free-range land shrimp.
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emiratesa345
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RE: When You Are Poor...

Tue Feb 10, 2004 1:17 pm

DLKAPA

Ummmm, I think that's what I said.

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