Matt D
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The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:14 am

10. It's not me, it's you. Any woman who dumps her boyfriend.

9. The check is in the mail. Anyone who dodges bill collectors.

8. I want to help you. Lawyers and Insurance salesmen.

7. This years model is the best of all time. The auto makers-every year, like clockwork when the next years models come out.

6. It's for your own safety. Anyone who supports any kind of new restrictive law.

5. We are doing this to enhance traffic flow. City Engineers, as they install more and more [mistimed] traffic lights.

4. We are not interested in revenue enhancement, only safety. Police chiefs in response to a surge in traffic citations issued.

3. We are doing this to better serve our customers and employees. Corporate America whenever a multi billion dollar merger is announced.

2. I will bring Osama Bin Laden to justice. President George W. Bush.


and the number one biggest lie of all time is:





1. We are a family themed restaurant. Hooters.
 
AlekToronto
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:16 am

Good list..this ones a keeper!

however one thing...why isn't Hooters a family themed restaurant???
 
North County
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:18 am



Gore: "I invented the internet"
 
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:20 am

Don't forget these:

Michael O'Leary (CEO of Ryanair): We are the cheapest airline in Europe

ILS (former a.net forum user): I drive a BMW with interior by KIA

Patrick
NZ1's mother is a disgusting crack-whore and his father is a worthless alcoholic!
 
North County
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:20 am

Chamberlin: "Peace in our time."
 
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:22 am

Clinton: "I did not have sex with that woman" (Monica)
 
Matt D
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:23 am

OMG:

I really am slipping. How COULD I be so careless as to forget Gore and Clinton????

Well, I've got a lot on my mind right now.
 
North County
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:23 am

Clinton: "I never inhaled"
 
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:24 am

"I've had sex with an actual woman." Jcs17 and AA61hvy

"I do not like beer." LHMark

I just donated $5,000 to George Bush's reelection campaign fun. Indianguy
 
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:28 am

"I enjoy the company of women more than men." KROC
Go big or go home
 
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:29 am

Gee, you're so right North County... those 3 "lies" are SO much bigger and have MUCH bigger consequences than...


"Saddam Hussein HAS WMD's that can be deployed at any time, thus we must IMMEDIATELY send 200,000 soldiers over there, get entrenched in there forever, and have several hundred of our soldiers killed"
An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
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RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

Fri Feb 13, 2004 2:31 am

  • That Al Gore claimed to have invented the internet. The actual quote is "During my service in the United States Congress I took the initiative in creating the Internet." which, when taken in context means that he campaigned to fund a government project that helped in the creation of the internet.


  • The collected works of Michael Moore. Oops! I'm over ten already.


  • Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 3:53 am

    GWB - I'm a fiscal conservative!
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 3:57 am

    My bike rocks!

    signed, KROC
    "Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
     
    Guest

    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 4:24 am

    I never had sex with Airlinelover or AA61hvy

    Signed,
    KROC
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 4:27 am

    I didn't join a fraternity so I could buy my friends, rather I liked the camaraderie the guys provided. Startvalve
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:06 am

    "I love the state of Texas!"

    -Alpha1

    "On spaceship earth there are no passengers...only crew."
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:30 am

    How about

    I won't come in your mouth. Just had to say that.

    The Valentine's/birthday/anniversary gift must have got delayed in the mail. - I've used that one often

    Dubya can speak Spanish

    Dubya's "ranch" in Crawford (Which he got in 1999, and will sell as soon as he leaves office)

    And to prove that I don't just pick on the right


    Hillary - "I was always a Yankee fan!"






    I may be ugly. I may be an American. But don't call me an ugly American.
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:39 am

    "I did not......have........sexual..........relations........with that woman.... Ms. Lewinsky..."
    N/A
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 5:48 am

    Sure I'll respect you in the morning


    No, I'm not just after sex...


    That outfit does not make you look fat.....
    I don't care if the sun don't shine, I do my drinkin in the evening time when I'm in Rhode Island
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 6:01 am

    psssst KROC, i never joined a frat.


    The doctor says I am no longer contagious

    Signed,
    KROC
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 6:27 am

    It's one small step for man - One giant leap for mankind !!!.

     Smile
    "She Rolls, 45 knots, 90, 135, nose comes up to 20 degrees, she's airborne - She flies, Concorde Flies"
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:03 am

    "I am straight" ConcordeBoy

    "I've liked the Yankees all my life" Jcs17
    Inactive.....
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:07 am

    LMAO@ USairwys Jcs crack.

    We are a military power and always fight to the death.

    -France

     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 7:08 am

    "I'll just put the head in".. said to KROCs mom

    Signed,
    AA61hvy
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 8:30 am

    I wont jizz in your mouth, I promise


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    every man
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:09 am

    Everybody thinks I'm funny and my jokes are fresh.

    Startvalve
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:28 am

    "No no, it's only a heat rash"

    "I've never had the chance to (meet) a woman with dentures before"

    I'm the CEO of a major airline, I work as an FA just for fun, When I fly for business I only fly first class and my many other jobs pay far more than anyone else here"
    Signed
    Too many to name individually

    "Of corse I'm not a virgin why do you ask?"

    "I enjoyed my meal in first on SouthWest"

    "Yes I'm sure it's your's"

    "You were great, I gotta leave and sure I'll call"



    Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:29 am

    ConcordeBoy;
    You seem bitter  Laugh out loud
    Nevermind political correctness - Envision using your turn signals!
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:37 am

    ConcordeBoy only 'tastes' bitter.

    Signed, Usairwys757
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:40 am

    Oh sweetie, I am just going out with my buddies tonight.


    I support the women’s movement up and down!
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 10:43 am

    Ooops... There's a boogey man in the guest room. - Michael Jackson
    Sure, I can get you season tickets. - Kobe Bryant
    Nah, I don't mind if you party with my wife. - O.J. Simpson
    Hey, lets go for a romantic stroll on the beach. - Scott Petersen
    Damn! Wait in the car; I forgot my hat. - Robert Blake
    This next song I'm about to sing... Brittany Spears
    Growing up as a girl in Alberta, Canada... - K.D. Lang
    That's enough vodka, thanks - Boris Yeltsin
    My next guest - Comedian Bob Saget - Any TV talk-show host
    Yo baby... You just to damn fat - Superfly (and my cousin Gerard)
    Bonus
    What porn site cookies??!!! - Mirrodie

     Laugh out loud
    Nevermind political correctness - Envision using your turn signals!
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Fri Feb 13, 2004 12:03 pm


    But that was when I ruled the world
     
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Sat Feb 14, 2004 8:46 am

    Windows XP is as secure as Windows 98/ME was!





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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Sat Feb 14, 2004 9:12 am

    "Dewey Defeats Truman" - what morons...

    Greg
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    RE: The Top 10 Biggest Lies Ever Told

    Sat Feb 14, 2004 1:12 pm

    Girls lie too ScarletHarlot...they can be damn evil and manipulative.

    "My parents won't let me date until I'm 18." - A certain lying skank

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