SimpleMinded
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New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 2:58 am

Im new, what should I expect?


How should I act?
Um, I like..... yea ok
 
aloges
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:01 am

You should act like you would act.

In other words, act the way you want to.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:05 am

Just be yourself, and do not pretend to be a pilot, a CEO of an airline, and so on, and you will have a great time here.
 
SimpleMinded
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:09 am

Awesome, thanks guys.


Im not a pilot (yet) or a CEO, so I think Im going to be fine!
Um, I like..... yea ok
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:15 am

I should also add, be able to take a joke (and if you like, make them as well). There are many of us (like me) that love to joke around and crack on people. Its all meant in fun, and nothing more. Too many people cannot understand this point.
 
LHMark
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:17 am

Oh, and let us know if you can't take a joke. Then we won't bust on you the way we bust on that piece of S**T KROC.
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
 
SimpleMinded
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:19 am

I can take a joke, but Im not a piece of Shit  Big grin
Um, I like..... yea ok
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:21 am

Hopefully you are heterosexual too, because if you are not, LHMark, will start to internet stalk you until he finds out your address and phone number, the way he did to another gay member, AA61hvy.
 
SimpleMinded
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:23 am

Yea, Im Straight, but the real question is..... are you?
Um, I like..... yea ok
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:30 am

No, I'm not.

Signed, LHMark
 
AC320
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:32 am

A good thing to remember around here, BMW's (with interior by KIA!) are bad.
fuddle duddle
 
LHMark
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:32 am

I stalked Aa61hvy to a bar, then tried to get him drunk, but I miscalculated the dosage. After the second Sex on the Beach, he was puking into the peanut bucket.
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
 
SimpleMinded
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:34 am

Oh, I like screaming orgasms, myself





Its a shot, if you dont know  Big grin
Um, I like..... yea ok
 
LHMark
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:36 am

I've never had one of those. Well, the orgasm part, anyway.

Signed, KROC's ex-wife
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:37 am

And once again LHMark KO's AA61hvy, just like that 2nd Sex On The Beach did.

 
SimpleMinded
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 3:39 am

I am having a good time, how do I post a picture in my posts?
Um, I like..... yea ok
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:13 am

Use this code...

[img src=http://www.whateverwebsiteaddress.com]

Just replace the [] with <>
 
aa61hvy
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:26 am

I'm comming up dry with a joke, almost as dry as KROC's wife on their honeymoon.
Go big or go home
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:28 am

Thats why god invented KYJelly AA61hvy. You and Jcs17 are not the only ones who use it. I just chose to use it with a woman. You chose a woman like man in Jcs.
 
aa61hvy
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:30 am

Now where is that KO picture?

And as for your post KROC, post the whiff, because you struck out their soldier.
Go big or go home
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:31 am

First off AA61hvy, you think all your cracks should get a KO. You are funny once every 45 days or so, and you were last funny about 23 days ago, so you still got some time. And as for the Whiff. Sorry slugger, I was on point as usual.
 
aa61hvy
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:34 am

No you're way off base, and you are working on a flying elbow aimed at your face come July...
Go big or go home
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:37 am

A flying elbow? You gotta be able to fly first big timer. I'll stand in, kick the snot out of you, then Power Bomb you so hard you will end up lower in the ground that Jcs will be when Phil bury's him.
 
aa61hvy
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:38 am

You can talk all you want... I will be able to hold you're head while you are swinging, one whiff after another, just like when you hit on girls...
Go big or go home
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:42 am

Ouch, that last line was good. Props for that, but cause you are taller doesn't mean shit skillet. We'll see if you got balls (figuratively, as we all know Jcs17 keeps your real ones in his purse) in NYC this summer.
 
aa61hvy
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:44 am

I will continue to use my Apollo Creed vs. Ivan Drago metaphor.
Go big or go home
 
KROC
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:45 am

And like your ability to be funny, that metaphor will leave us all underwhelmed.
 
SimpleMinded
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 4:51 am

I just tried a piece of Indica Flower Chewing Gum, please remind me to never ever try that again!
Um, I like..... yea ok
 
aloges
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:34 am

Gladly.

SymbolMinded, please never ever try a piece of Indica Flower Chewing Gum!!

And I can't stop thinking of George Carlin whenever I read your nick.
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
SimpleMinded
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RE: New Experiences

Tue Feb 24, 2004 5:36 am

That would be great if my name was Symbol!  Big grin
Um, I like..... yea ok

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