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Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Thu Feb 26, 2004 7:21 am

This kind of happened at the end of the First Sexual Experience thread so I thought I'd open it as a new one and paste the idea's so far here.

It's just for fun so don't get all offended on me now !!.



From the other thread :-

These are mine.

A380 - fat munter
A345 - Dirty bird - Goes forever
B744 - Big Up Top
B767 - Inbetween - not a quite a 744 but not a 757 either
B757 - Tall and slim
A320 - Average - nothing special
B737 - Common as muck
CRJ - Small Petite and cute
ERJ - Small and Petite and ugly
SSC - Nice and curvy
Do228 - Ugly as fcuk - swamp donkey


Username:Jj
From Argentina:
I'd add

Shorts 360 - Ugly, fat , slow, and emotionless (?).
A318 - Nice face, but fat and short.

CRJ-900 - Tall, pettite and cute
B777 - Tall, not so slim, but cute
B717 - nice, but hard to find


Username:CHRISBA777ER
From United Kingdom:
707 - a quite elderly smoker, but with classic good looks. A screamer.

DC8 - same as 707, but with the CFM's - very quiet indeed...

L1011 Tristar - odd shaped face, but what a butt! Dont know why she is goregous, but she is...

DC9 - Old but very well practiced - bit dirty and will go for ever.

MD11 - better looking in theory than in practise - bit disappointing really.

747-500 - Imaginary bird that you wish would happen, but doesnt look likely while you've got no money.

737-400 Bit too EZY really... not as appealing as a nice cute little classy rare French A318.

IL86 - You get wasted. Go to bed with what looks like a sexy, well proportioned and classy european A340 - you wake up with a vodka hangover and a ugly lookalike!

TU204 - Gorgeous but mysterious Russian bird.

Dash 8 - Climb aboard and whoa! hows that for fast performance!!!

DC10 - the type of bird you never get tired of looking at - a bit like Alicia Silverstone - had some dodgy moments in the past, but is too nice and all too rare these days.

CM

Username: Prosimtec
From United States:

F-16 being refuelled by KC-10...phallic comparison

A hot, fast babe, slowing down just enough to spend some quality time with an old tub like me.

Username: BO__einG
From Canada:
Air Force One (VC25A) 747-2G4B

The One and only girl that stands out infront of everybody else. She is unique and is full of hidden surprises which will take your breath away! But you must be careful as she has small tolerance to mistakes.. After all.. She is the most important girl ever to grace your rod.

DC3 = Marlyn Monroe
Tu-144 = Starts off pretty but turns into a whore years later.
L1011 = I see as a moaner, often times I hear its engines moan as it starts up on a cold day same with the Trents on the A330s.



Now it's your turn - let's here your idea's

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edited to cut out the unnecessary crap.
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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:06 am

Hi guys.

B757 - Sexy Sexy Sexy! A very Foxy Lady with nice long legs who knows what she wants & how to get it.

A330 - As graceful as can be. When she floats on by, heads really turn! Watch out though, she can easily reach out and touch your heart.

A320 - A very nice chick indeed. She's always around when you need her, and if you pay good attention, you'll see she just keeps cuming & cuming & cuming & cuming!


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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women O

Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:37 am

MD-80 - got quite a powerful tail.

VC-10 - gorgeous with a J Lo butt.

747 - curvy, big up front. Because of that she thinks she's a queen.

BAC-111 - Wierd looking but with the right make-up can be kind of cute.

CV-880 - now *that's* a screamer, a squirter too.

Trident - British looking, and not in the good sense, she's jealous of her friend the VC-10 who gets all the attention at their local (LHR).

DC-9 - a PILF, never get tired of riding that old gal, and she can still shake it. 'nuff said.

757 - Sexy, gorgeous, and knows how to...um, fly!

767 - See above, but just a bit thick (kind of like that)

777 - See above but thicker (more of her to love).

727 - A classly timeless beauty, not glamorous, but like the good girl next door.

737-200 - Um, the dwarf chick that you said to yourself "you know, that could be kind of interesting" - and it was.

Concorde - a gorgeous fast chick, a supermodel, but let's face it, out of our league. Sobs into beer

DHC Dash-7 - An intriguiging nature chick from the Northwoods. Doesn't shave. Not too many around these days. Maybe a threesome in there with an RJ?

A320 - Exotic quirky European. Like flying a rave.

A330 - Same as above, a bit thick, very sexy actaully

A340 - Same as above, a little gawky, slow to start, but oh when she gets going.

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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:46 am

Im still waiting for the DC10 or L1011.. the 3 holer...
 
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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:51 am

I'm not sure about using aircraft to describe men or women, but I have the perfect thing to describe this thread.....

 
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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Thu Feb 26, 2004 8:53 am

When I was a little kid about 4yo spotting from my parent's bankyard, I would call T-tails "girl" planes (such as the VC-10, DC-9, 727) while others were "boy" planes (DC-8, 707, 737). I have no idea why. Maybe I thought T-tails were sexy.  Smile

Of course I'm all grown up now. Ahem.



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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Thu Feb 26, 2004 10:37 am

I can understand comparing one, maybe two airplane types to women, but to come up with an entire list of them is kind of nerdy. Speaking of which...




 
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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:27 pm

777-300er - expensive date but has a huge pair
BAC1-11 - squeals like a pig
737 - just about everyones had her
744 - good waist shoulder ratio
727 - if you sweet talk her she'll let you in the back door
a345 - just keeps going, requires heavy stimulation
a380 - never let her go on top - broken pelvis
concorde - this girls so sexy you'll arrive before you leave
An-224 - black widow- she'll consume you when you've finished
comet - expect to die!


[Edited 2004-03-08 06:32:53]
 
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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:30 pm

Dude, I am drunk and I don't even get this.....
 
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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Mon Mar 08, 2004 2:55 pm

All of my girls (including my wife and daughters...Mom, too) have been Constellations. ANY diriv from the 049 to the turbo R7V2 are forever epitome. All of you are somewhat insufferable (but commendable for your contemporary aesthetic enthusiasm) young'uns will eventually wake up to the visual and verbal definition of beauty. Kind regards...Jack
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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women O

Mon Mar 08, 2004 3:02 pm

Hmm..somehow Halle Berry becomes a B737-300 for me. I guess the 737-300 is a sexy plane then.

-A330Fan1 (umm...I mean B737Fan1  Smile)
 
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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:35 pm

"Bit of Fun - A/C Types--"

I stopped right there.
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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Mon Mar 08, 2004 9:40 pm

Nice Beaver........................... Wink/being sarcastic


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Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:25 am

L-188, nice......"Beaver" shot!

Aircraft ~~ Men??

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RE: Bit Of Fun - Use A/c Types To Describe Women Or Men

Tue Mar 09, 2004 8:38 am

Hmm..somehow Halle Berry becomes a B737-300 for me. I guess the 737-300 is a sexy plane then.

-A330Fan1 (umm...I mean B737Fan1 )


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