Qantasclub
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Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Sun Feb 29, 2004 10:13 pm

ok, my wife and i are heading out to the US in April on Qantas's new 744ER MEL-LAX. We have always wanted to join the mile-high club and I reckon we're now ready for it. I fugured..it's a long flight with lots of 'night'. It's the most beautiful new aircraft in the world with nice new toilets. (see my recent trip report). I've booked us a seat at the back of the aircraft in the 70s where it tapers off to 2 seats. We'll sneek in in the middle of the night and go for it hopefully.
I want to know:
Does anyone have any tips? Best toilet or when to go? Is it actually allowed? (we're going to try anyway)
What are people's experiences?
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HOMER71
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 1:48 am

Try to do it near the beginning of the flight, when the toilets are relatively clean.

If a FA catches you two, ask her to join in!  Big thumbs up
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aa61hvy
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:16 am

This isn't the place to ask about sex, its tough to give advice about sex when you haven't had it...
Go big or go home
 
JAL777
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:19 am

I think this post deserve a shafting...
 
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 2:50 am

I think this thread is all about "shafting"
 
YWG
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:21 am

Don't quote me on this, but word out there is that on some airlines like Lufthana you can get put on their "Flagged" list if your caught. As in if you try booking another ticket with them, they will denie you.

My advice for you, go into an inboard washroom, the ones near the outside have a curved wall and thus limits your space.

Happy flying,
Blair




P.S. Don't forget to visit www.milehighclub.com after  Big thumbs up
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MidnightMike
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:32 am


Oh hell be brave, wait till the lights dim & it is sleepie time for the passengers and the F/A's are not moving about the cabin & then get it on right from your seat. Just make sure to wear a muzzle.
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Jaspike
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:34 am

This isn't the place to ask about sex, its tough to give advice about sex when you haven't had it...
I feel sorry for you Aa61hvy..  Big grin

Josh
 
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:48 am

Dear Qantasclub -
xxx
Hope you do not try on my flights... I may have a surprise for you.
(1) When one of my flight attendant reports such practice of sports, suddenly my autopilot starts going up/down at 120 cycles per minute...
(2) I generally make a PA to the passengers requesting the culprits to stop shaking the airplane...
(3) I instruct my flight attendants to serve a bottle of champagne to the new graduates, and I sign an official diploma "Mile High Club" with an official airline seal, and personally hand it over to the couple.
(4) By the way, FL 370 is approximately 7 miles high... Everyone in Denver, USA belongs to the (one) Mile High Club, far too common...
xxx
Happy contrails  Smile
(s) Skipper
 
YWG
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:55 am

B747Skipper,

Have you actually done this before? If so i think it's hilarious!
Contact Winnipeg center now on 134.4, good day.
 
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:14 am

Dear YWG
xxx
I happen to be on the bad list of my director of operations...
He gets some 6 nasty letters from passengers, each month, complaining about me.
(One per flight generally)
Then he calls me to his office, rolling his eyes, "not again, Skipper, what did you do now...?"
But I forget to say he gets 100 letters from happy and laughing passengers as well...
Some 4 months ago, I asked the F/A to knock on the toilet door, and offer a box of 12 "rubbers"...
FYI - I have half a dozen of such blank diplomas in my flight case as supply.
xxx
You gave me an idea, for the next flight, if the couple "does it" in the cabin.
I will have a flight attendant bring an extinguisher next to them...
(In case the girl is too hot...)
Happy contrails  Big grin
(s) Skipper





[Edited 2004-02-29 20:21:47]
 
vafi88
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:30 am

So you're coming to Denver ey?

Stop by, we'll buy you a beer... (well, I'll only be able to buy you a root beer)
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gocaps16
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:18 am

Just make sure you guys don't moan to loud as where everyone could hear it.  Laugh out loud


Kevin
 
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 6:37 am

Hola Vafi88 -
xxx
So, you guys know about the birds and the bees in Denver, CO...?
My gosh... at your age, I blushed...
xxx
Happy contrails  Smile
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cancidas
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:29 am

Oh hell be brave, wait till the lights dim & it is sleepie time for the passengers and the F/A's are not moving about the cabin & then get it on right from your seat.

that's how our attempt took place. my gf and i were caught and asked not to do it in the lav. we then went back to our first class seats and took care of business there, under a blanket.
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DLKAPA
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 7:33 am

Denver: The only place where you don't need an airplane to join the Mile High Club!!  Big grin

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JeffM
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:12 am

or Evergreen, Aurora, Centennial, Castle Rock, Vail, Aspen, Leadville, Raton,..... and......on and on, and on....
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 8:33 am

Jaspike- you obviously don't read many of my posts... Because that was very satirical
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fspilot747
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 9:15 am

Hence his wink.


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Qantasclub
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:16 am

Thanks, all, for the tips. I reckon after the meal when the cabin lights are dimmed and everyone goes to sleep, and the post meal toilet rush is over would be the perfect time. Only downside is the toilest won't be as clean as they are at the start of the flight. Hmmm.
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Greg
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:19 am

Your wife sounds like a real lady if she wants to get dicked in a dirty airplane lav.
Why don't the two of you just rub fecal matter all over yourselves.

It's just too gross, dude. Have some respect.
 
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:34 am

Oh stop bullshitting us Qantasclub. You siad it yourself. You're MARRIED.

The only way you're going to get laid EVER is if you mack it to some other girl back in economy class on the flight.

 Big grin
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:43 am

I dont know why, but i was waiting for Bigphilnyc to comment on this, i have no idea why though  Big grin
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Qantasclub
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 11:55 am

Yeah, ok, i'll admit. it's more MY fantasy than hers. Just a perfect way to combine the 2 things I love the most. (not that my wife is a 'thing', but you know what I mean!)
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andz
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:00 pm

Homer71 said it right, try to do it near the beginning of the flight, because if you really want to make it "mile high" then that's only 5,280ft, which means you'd need to do it on climbout!

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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 3:30 pm

SKipper, I'm booking tix on your airline right now.

Hoping to get that certif. signed personally by you.  Wink/being sarcastic




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TBCITDG
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Mon Mar 01, 2004 4:09 pm

As opposed to going through all the risks involved, why not settle for a  Big thumbs up job ??
Just make sure not to reuse the same blanket!
 
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RE: Upcoming Mile-high Club Attempt

Tue Mar 02, 2004 3:23 am

OK, I was reluctant to ask this question at the risk of being laughed at, but what the hell.

Qantasclub, after the deed is done, (again and again and again) get some pics of the upper deck would ya? I have yet to see anywhere any pics of the upper deck of a 744ER.

OK, let the hazing begin. LOL.
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