I happen to be on the bad list of my director of operations...
He gets some 6 nasty letters from passengers, each month, complaining about me.
(One per flight generally)
Then he calls me to his office, rolling his eyes, "not again, Skipper, what did you do now...?"
But I forget to say he gets 100 letters from happy and laughing passengers as well...
Some 4 months ago, I asked the F/A to knock on the toilet door, and offer a box of 12 "rubbers"...
FYI - I have half a dozen of such blank diplomas in my flight case as supply.
You gave me an idea, for the next flight, if the couple "does it" in the cabin.
I will have a flight attendant bring an extinguisher next to them...
(In case the girl is too hot...)
[Edited 2004-02-29 20:21:47]