BEST PAST: Wendy's (Hamburger chain) Theme: We always need a change...
Setting: A model's runway at a fashion show...Russian style!!!
Announcer: Day Vear (wear)!!
A overweight Babushka (woman) saunters out wearing a dank grey headscarf and matching colored burlap sack of a dress...she stops to the front and back behind the curtain!
Announcer: Svim Vear (swim wear)!!!
She emerges again exactly the same...except she has a beach ball under her oversized arm.
Wendy's plugs there pitch about a change in burger joints is aways good..blaj,blah,blah...change is good.
Announcer: Evening Vear!!!
The Babushka emerges again...same attire..but with flashlight..shing it in everyone's face!
(reminiscent of the old Soviet KGB 'flashlight and show me your pass type behavior)
: Southwest Airlines Theme: Want to get away?
The black girl using her dates bathroom looks sneakingly into his medicine closet...
Girl: (yells atop her lungs) I like what you have done with your place here!
She hears no reply...giving her the 'All Clear'...that no one is around.
She pokes around and pulls out a tube of some kind of ointment, snickers to herself and places it back...then
CRASH!!! The whole stack of glass shelves come crashing down on each other....the look on her face is priceless!!! She is so busted!
Wanna get away?
"Home of the Brave, made by the Slaves..Land of the Free, if you look like me.." T. Jefferson