bigphilnyc
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Asking For Advice On Women

Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:23 am

I just wanted to clarify something.

I know I rip on a lot of people who ask for advice with women. But, if you're in your teens, or if you can admit that you're 44 and never had a date before.

Admit it, or else you're a geek just like me!

If you're under 20 and I've ragged on you for asking for advice, then my bad!

Ok, continue with your lady advice questions. :p







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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:38 am

I have these two girls at my school who always talk to me and say hi. One always playfully tries to trip me or something. Does this mean anything? Could one of them like me?
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sat Mar 06, 2004 9:42 am

No, they are insinuating that you should MASTURBATE ALOT BECAUSE YOU AREN'T GOING TO GET ANY.

Honestly.
 
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:55 am

What? Why would they want that?
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sat Mar 06, 2004 10:56 am

They like to watch.  Confused
 
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:07 am

Seriously, does this mean anything?

Also, how can you tell if a girl likes you or is flirting with you?
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sat Mar 06, 2004 11:16 am

Also, how can you tell if a girl likes you or is flirting with you?

It depends, if she flirts with everyone else she probably isn't into you (she could be though).

If she flirts with just you then she probably is into you.

If the first one is true she probably is into the guy that she doesn't flirt with.

But it differs and I wouldn't worry about it now your 14 or so just have fun.



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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sat Mar 06, 2004 12:20 pm

"One always playfully tries to trip me or something. Does this mean anything?"

What about girls shoving fingers up your ass as well as engaging in other, unprovoked and sexually suggestive body contact?  Confused


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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sat Mar 06, 2004 2:34 pm

Is all this a prelude to an "Ask Uncle Phil" column appearing on airliners.net

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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sat Mar 06, 2004 3:08 pm

Yanks, you're just too funny... It's time to get out of a catholic school and into the real world. Also, try using your penis for something other than its faucet function.  Big grin

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bigphilnyc
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 3:54 am

Yanks, for you. Listen up.

The flirting thing it was I dont completely understnad. How can you not know if a girl is flirting with you? By definition, it is obvious.

The problem might lie in whether or not you can truly believe that this girl might actually LIKE you, which is a self esteem issue.

If a girl says something sexual to you, suggesting that she is inquiring about your interests, penis size, or that she might want to find out or do something herself, that is generalyl flirting. There is a chance, however, that she might be doing this in a mockery manner. Maybe she IS making fun of you.

The thing is to show confidence, almsot like you dont care. Not by saying that you dont care or ignoring people, but by doing your schoolwork, and doing whatever you have to do like those other thigns dont matter.

Lets look at the following idalogue. This is a girl trying to flirt with a boy, and a boy responding exactly how he should:

Girl : What's your shoe size?
Boy: 11.5
Girl: Is it true what they say about guys with big feet?
Boy: (in a very calm voice with calm facial expression) There's only one way to find out.
Girl: Well let me see it
Boy: Ummm, you're going to have to work a little harder to get it.
Girl: Like how?
Boy: I dont know, when are you free?

The whole thing here is that the guy woudl be talking about this almost like he couldn't care either way, with a calm look in his face, MAYBE no more than a slight smirk and a calm voice.

By flirting BACK, you can then find out how genuine she is, if at all. That's hwo you will see if she likes you, is jsut playfully flirting with no intention, or making fun of you.

You act calm to shwo that you couldn't care anyway. So if it turns out that she wasn't serious, then your body language and mannerism tells her "Oh well, no sweat off my back."

Confidence is key, and remember that you're young and that if she doesnt want it, some other girl will down the line.



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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 3:58 am

Next?






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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:21 am

We've been through this before...

I had two girls last term and one this term. The two would either run after me yelling "HUG ME!", and always seemed to have the hotts for the Futtmeister. This time, she (different girl) keeps coming on to me--online--wanting to cyber. Whaaa? All in the name of fun, but I am well aware of the fact that I don't usually think before I say. So, in fear of insulting somebody and being a loner for the rest of my adolescent life, I usually keep my mouth shut in an instance such as this.

So, Dr. Phil...aside from just going up to people and asking for head, answer me again: ¿Qué hago?


BTW: Are you SURE there's a Springfield in Queens?!

[Edited 2004-03-06 20:22:43]
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 4:28 am

Your question is vague.

First, figure out EXACTLY what you want from this girl. I get the feeling that you just want something physical, but you want to keep it on the low so that otehr people at school aren't all up in your business and also so it doesn't ruin your game with other potential ladies, which is a VERY smart way to go to begin with.

Is that the case? If not, what exactly do you want?

Let me know, then I can pass on the wisdom. lol

And, yes, there most certainly is a Springfield in Queens. :p

[Edited 2004-03-06 20:31:33]
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 5:02 am

That's the thing--I don't (gasp!) want to get physical right now. Honestly, I shouldn't get physical...I don't even have a learner's permit to drive, so how am I supposed to make a move on the female race? lol

I could just let it blow over, and that's probably what I'll do. Play for a little while, see what comes of it, then cut the line. All in the name of fun, right?
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 8:36 am

You lost me at Futtmeister. All sense of seriousness went right out the window like B747Skipper talking about anything American.
 
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 8:40 am

"What about girls shoving fingers up your ass "

Oh I love that...

What does it mean if a girl says she wants to have sex with you? Or if she demands "fuck me" what does she REALLY mean?

What does it mean if a girl is tonguing my genitals?

Or if she says she wants to see me naked?

Can anyone help?
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 8:44 am

Can someone one help with what I said above and tell me when a girl is flirting with me? I would just like to know why these two girls always say hi to me and why they always playfully trip me or something.
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 9:32 am

Yanksn4,

This is where I get peeved. I just wrote a fucking essay for YOU and you're acting like no one said anything. Didn't you see it??!?

Fuckin' kids.
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:18 am

Yank, im 13-15 too, but i think i would know.
It's unlikely that they are flirting with you, i wouldnt flirt with someone whom is just broke his/her nose after tripping em. I think they just regard you as a BOYTOY! What's more, always saying hi is courtesy, unless they only say hi to you. Also, watch out for the famous giggle after they say hi, though you cant tell whether its good or bad, most of the time its good.
You can tell someone is flirting with you, at our age, girls generally do not saying sexual stuff, but if they do, id advise you to stay away. Things like
'Hey, do you wanna hang out after school like for a movie'
or
'Can i have your fone no.'
are generally hints that she wants you
flirting does not mean shes into you,esp. if shes a s.l.u.t
'can i sit on your lap' that kind
Girls who are really interested in you:
shes always giving suggestive signs every sentence she speaks to you
example:
while talking, she fiddles with her hair
she gazes at your eyes
she always turns around to look at you when u pass her
her leg touches yours under the table
when sitting down and talking, she mimics your movement (e.g placing elbows on the table)
the mimicing cannot be fake, its genetic for girls, so u will know!
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:20 am

Girls have different ways of flirting, some girls are just flirtatious by nature and may not be trying to flirt with you, its just their personality.
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:23 am

....some girls just grab you ass and ask if you have a backseat in your car.

Bow down. *BOYOYOYOYOOYOYOYOING*
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:24 am

At your age son women are wild crazy and shallow (and most still are now)

what do mean by playfully trip you, explain more flirting detail. its difficult to tell she may like you or she may just be after attention, some of them like to feel the object of mens desire.

try to get to know her a bit, best way is to show interest in her, give her attention. try not to seem desperate though, they can smell it. A take it or leave it attitude is what women crave.


once you kznow her a bit just ask her round some day, i doubt you'll find true love at the minute but you might get your AA757 a polish.

Plus read the above tips by greaser
 
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:26 am

Look yanker. I am as big a dating fuckup as they come but even I have learned through more shootdowns than the Iraqi Air Force experinced that if you do not flirt back you are never ever ever going to get anywhere. Flirt back, if the results are positive ask her out. Thats how I got my girlfriend who I have been stuck with for the last 4 years.

Thats another tip, when you do finally bag one don't try so hard to make it work you look around a few years later and realize she's the only one happy. That is for another thread however.

Asking directions at every step on an airline board never got anybody laid. At some point you will need to take the initiative with this and think for yourself.

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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:28 am

What I mean by "playfull" is that she will step on my shoes purposly, she will knudge me with her elbow, put her leg in front of mine like she was trying to trip me, and stuff like that.
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Sun Mar 07, 2004 10:30 am

To quote a great baseball movie.. "Don't think, Meat"

Shut up and flirt back, I am not there, Dr. Phil is not there, KROC is not there (But I hear he has a cam in the locker room). The worst thing you can possibly do is nothing.
 
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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Mon Mar 08, 2004 12:45 am

"What does it mean if a girl says she wants to have sex with you? Or if she demands "fuck me" what does she REALLY mean?"

Question is, all 10 of us at the same time, or one by one?  Big grin


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RE: Asking For Advice On Women

Tue Mar 09, 2004 11:39 am

Ok what was the outcome?

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