I don't know. What's a virgin worth?
I sorta poured a beer into a guy's accoustic guitar. That might have been the most expensive. That beer was five bucks.
I ruined a perfectly good pair of shoes by kicking a wall in Panama. (I missed the rat!) Had to toss the shoes, and the big toe healed kind of funny. Endorphins sure do sober you up quick!
I stuck a huge permanent magnet salvaged from an Air Force radar set on the side of my mother's first-generation color TV
. Pulled the whole image into a thin line down the left side of the screen. When I moved the magnet away the color all stayed there. I had invented black and white TV
. Degaussing can only do so much.
Sorry, I am not going to give the real answer to this one.
Happiness is not seeing another trite Ste. Maarten photo all week long.