Superfly
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Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:07 pm

I was in an experimental mood last night so I figured I try something different in terms of beer. I saw a 12 pack case of beer for $4.99 at the grocery store. It was called Cedar Mountain Lager , which is brewed in Minnesota. Not all cheap beer is bad. Henry Weinhard's and Steel Reserve is a good example of a decent tasting cheap bear. All fruit beers are an example of awful expensive beers. However $4.99 for a 12 pack is a little suspicious.
$4.99 is not a lot of money to gamble with either so I bought the case. My gosh this stuff was AWFUL!
Absolutely DISGUSTING!
I didn't even taste like cheap beer. It tasted like a chemical that's not to be ingested by humans. I have a high tolerance for just about any alcohol but this wasn't even strong. It was like only 3% alcohol. You would have to drink a lot of this to even get a buzz. I drank two cans thinking that I would warm up to it but my stomach nor taste buds were going for it.

The funny thing is that I tried giving it to this homeless guy who was of course panhandling. When I gave it to him he shout; "You're trying to give Me Cedar Mountain?!?!" "Are you trying to kill me?"
You know it's bad when a homeless person doesn't want it so I threw it away.
What's scary is that they have a 'Light' version of Cedar Mountain Lager also.

I warn you all, STAY AWAY!
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Sun Mar 21, 2004 1:51 pm

Have you found any of that Baltika in any stores in San Francisco? Or do I have to bring some again?  Big thumbs up

Alex.
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Sun Mar 21, 2004 2:06 pm

Oh for gods sake if you are going to drink cheap beer drink Hamms!
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Superfly
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Sun Mar 21, 2004 8:18 pm

An-225:
Thanks for the Baltika!  Big thumbs up
I have found that most of the Russian stores on Geary Street here in San Francisco is loaded with Baltika.
That's some good stuff!




L-188:
Hamms is good stuff too but hard to find around here.  Sad
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:53 am

No problem, Superfly! Big grin. Next time I'll bring something else. I assume they have that champagne as well?

Alex.
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 1:39 am

Old Milwaukee is in the same class. It tastes just like the name implies. Old and Millwaukee....
 
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 2:56 am

S'fly...it can't possiby be any worse than Pointe. I believe it's from Wisconsin (surprising because there are a LOT of beer drinkers in WI). Regards...Jack
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:18 am

PBR Is by far the best tasting cheap beer ever, $5.00 for a 12-pack - beautiful thing
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Superfly
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 7:27 am

Smithfly114:
I agree! Paps Blue Ribbon is a good buy and is better than the over-rated $h!t beer like Coors, Miller and Budweiser.


Cptkrell:
I got to ask my friends about Pointe beer. They're all from Wisconsin.


Airplay:
I like old cities and I like Millwaukee so I guess Old Millwaukee is good for me. Big grin



An-225:
I didn't look for the champagne. We did have a bottle of Cold Duck the other night. Big grin
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 9:54 am

My first thought was that you tried Molson Canadian.
 
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 12:11 pm

Bro, Superfly, get a clue. If you werent busy eating the carpet of those nasty chicks at the strip bar, your taste buds wouldnt be messed up and you could enjoy that nice cold beer.
 
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 3:59 pm

"My first thought was that you tried Molson Canadian."

Or, worse yet... Labbat's Boo.
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:02 pm

Haha I don't mind Blue but I can't stand Canadian. Molson Dry however isn't bad. I would still rather Kokanee, Bud, Richards Red
 
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:15 pm

The worst beer ever is, without a doubt, South Pacific Lager from Papua New Guinea. As a 12 year old kid, my old man buys a carton to try -- he takes half a swig, and actually spits it out over the loungeroom floor -- he then hands over the carton to me to finish off -- half a swig for me and that was enough -- it tasted absolutely foul -- I swear that they used water direct from the Ok Tedi in the brewing process -- do not let the 'pretty' can fool you -- you'll probably end up with mercury poisoning if you are game enough to try it.
 
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 4:15 pm

The worst beer I have ever tasted is definitly the red Milwaukee's Best. They taste terrible!!
 
Superfly
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:22 pm

Labbat's, Molson Canadian, red Milwaukee's Best and even the carpet of those nasty chicks at the strip bar taste better than Cedar Mountain.
I swear, I've had all of the above and Cedar Mountian taste just AWFUL!
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RE: Warning: I've Found The Worst Beer

Mon Mar 22, 2004 8:40 pm

Simple solution: Next time buy some Beck's or even better: Jever.  Smile
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