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Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:11 pm

I'm bored at work, so i thought i'd light up the threads by introducing a new topic - remember how popular the "Oral - The Definitive Thread" threads were? Seems like its got a bit boring in here of late.

So...

Doin' it outdoors - ie: outside the bedroom.

Wheres the maddest or most random place you've done it?

For me it would be a wayfarer (v small sailing dinghy), a cornfield, and up against a well known landmark on Plymouth Hoe.

What about you guys?

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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:12 pm

never "done it"

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Kay
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:18 pm

you decide:

- in a lift
- wc of a pub
- between bushes in the dark with people walking a few feet away
- in a tent with strangers standing outside just on the other side of the thin tissue
- in the middle of an empty parking lot at night on the trunk of my car

now this sounds unbeleivable for an a.net user doesn't it? well it's true. i shouldn't hang around here so much
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:18 pm

In a donkey field in rural Greece, after consuming copious amounts of alcoholic beverages.

In a semi-derelict building on a beach in Greece, over which civil aircraft fly at around 100 feet. A little difficult, but very good.

A blowjob on a bus in my home county - with two people sitting in front of us, blissfully unaware of anything.

On a quite-full train.

Perhaps this is why I am known as ‘Austin Showers’?  Laugh out loud  Wink/being sarcastic

[Edited 2004-03-25 14:20:20]
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Alpha 1
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:23 pm

Hmm...my wife and I did it in front of an open window on the 22nd floor of the Sheraton Fallsview at Niagara Falls.

We did it on a golf cart one night in the middle of my parents RV Park. (was about 50 degrees that night, too).

Behind a tree, about 40 feet from people by their RV at said RV park.
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:25 pm

On a 5 meter long open boat, about 50 meters from a tiny but very nice beach that had about 50 people on it.

Ive also done it on a beach, but it was pitch dark outside then.
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Thu Mar 25, 2004 10:26 pm

Pe@rson:
In a donkey  Wow!











[Edited 2004-03-25 14:28:38]
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:19 pm

In a submarine. Seriously.



And yes, smartasses, it was with a girl.
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:19 pm


Behind some bushes in Chicago's Grant Park

At the lakefront on a cold winter's night. It must have been 15 degrees F outside. Needless to say it was probably the only time I've done it with a heavy coat on.

The women's restroom at a movie theatre.

All of these were with my ex. She was awesome.  Smokin cool

 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Thu Mar 25, 2004 11:34 pm

"Pe@rson:
In a donkey"

Makes a change to the all-familar Welsh sheep!
"Everyone writing for the Telegraph knows that the way to grab eyeballs is with Ryanair and/or sex."
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:36 am

All of these were with my ex. She was awesome.

 Laugh out loud If she was so awesome, how come she's your "ex"?  Smile
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:49 am

If she was so awesome, how come she's your "ex"?

Simply put, I'm an idiot.  Laugh out loud

I have no complaints with the current gf. Just haven't had the chance to get fully adventurous yet.



[Edited 2004-03-25 16:50:08]
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 12:50 am

Well, Cactus, at least you're honest.  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:11 am

On the beach at Miami Beach; got caught the second time by some private security officer! Fortunately, it was in the early 80s, when there was more tolerance in the USA. These days, they'd probably send us to death row...

On a bed of tatamis, in the gymnasium's basement of Sherbrooke University.

At the office, with a colleague - nearly got caught by the janitor!



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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:13 am

back seat of a NYPD cruiser, in central park. Big grin
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:30 am

On a maintenance bridge of an electronic sign over an Autobahn. It was in the middle of the night, but still it was a crazy feeling to hear all those cars under you.
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:31 am

Middle of a highschool football field (adjacent to my college) in the middle of the night in the pouring rain.
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:38 am

On the diving board in my backyard... While people were home..

It was with my ex girlfriend for the record.
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:52 am

In my pool at our old house in Atlanta. Luckily, my parents weren't home. She found it to be rather uncomfortable (although I've heard a lot of girls say that about doing it in pools), but I found it enjoyable. Big grin
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aa61hvy
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:05 am

Josh- I agree with the pool statement, I had sex in a hot tub 2x's, and because of all the water you lose some natural lubrication, making it skin on skin. But it does the trick nonetheless
Go big or go home
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:10 am

back seat of a NYPD cruiser, in central park.

Jerking off does not count Cancidas.
 
jcs17
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:19 am

But it does the trick nonetheless

Yes, yes it did.
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:51 am

Conference room, Continental President's Club, IAH.
An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:58 am

"Continental President's Club, IAH."

JCS-weren't you just at IAH, and the CO Pres Club? Interesting.....
Go big or go home
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:58 am

House of Commons public gallery.


Proud of that at the time. Now just a teensy bit embarassed. Oh well, now you all know.
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 2:59 am

One of my ex's was quite the adventuress.
That sorta became our "thing" for a while.
A better question would be "Where didn't we...?"

But I digress...
Just a quick few off the top of my head...
In Harrisburg, PA, shore of City Island in full view of a rush hour back up.
A park gazebo with people walking all around it.
2nd floor apartment balcony next to active parking lot.
Bathroom at a fraternity party, impatient girls outside knocking.
And my favorite...Her sorority formal, at the edge of the full dance floor, even talking to her friends, veeeery casually and slowly, they thought she was just sitting on my lap. ......I think.

And many more, but it is going on 15 years ago now, so that was a different lifetime, most of you weren't even born yet.

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TWFirst
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:25 am

Aa61hvy: He's not my type.

You on the other hand....
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:28 am

Sorry man, I have a good spot on my team, no way I'm switching to the pink team...
Go big or go home
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:29 am

From what I understand your team wants to boot you off.
An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
aa61hvy
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:31 am

No I'm on contract... Till I die..
Go big or go home
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 3:32 am

And the pink team breathes a sigh of relief.
An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 4:20 am

I once did it in the British Embassy in Yerevan, Armenia. She was the Deputy Officer or something like that.

Also, in the back of a safari 4 wheel in N'gorogoro, Tanzania. We couldn't finish it though, too much distraction with our driver explaining the lifestyle of elephants and some other wild animals.
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 5:25 am

Also, in the back of a safari 4 wheel in N'gorogoro, Tanzania. We couldn't finish it though, too much distraction with our driver explaining the lifestyle of elephants and some other wild animals.

And you call THEM wild animals?

RM Big grin
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 6:03 am

At the back of a public transit bus very late one night in Montreal.
On the beach at Club Med Cancun, with a resort employee - almost caught by resort security.
On the trunk of the car in a parking lot in Winnipeg.

*And the pink team breathes a sigh of relief* ROTFLMAO

go pink team!
··· [·] oooooooo [·] oooo oo ooooo [·] ooooooooooooooooooo [·]
 
Kay
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 6:05 am

LOL

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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 6:11 am

lol i have to ay this is a very interesting topic hehe
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:00 am

*With the at-the-time fiance under a catamaran anchored off Honeymoon Beach, Virgin Islands on our snorkeling excursion. Didn't think about it til later that everybody had masks/goggles on...

With girlfriend before last:

*In a middle school faculty bathroom

*In a park.. we tried it in the horizontal concrete cylinder, but I'm 6'3 and it was highly uncomfortable so we laughed about that and quickly found an oak tree to use for support

*Too many bathrooms/pools/in the car/outside areas to recount, as she was quite into that. Self confessed nympho.

One in particuliar though, a pool at my apartment complex at 11:30pm after the gate had been locked. It was mid summer, and we had a vicious thunderstorm raging overhead. We were skinny dipping and consumating the relationship, even though 2 story apartments bordered one side of the pool yard. Rain was pouring and lightning and thunder were constantIt was sobering the next day to realize how foolish that was (I was doing belly shots off her navel, and we'd been partying for a bit), BUT, it was truly one of the more exhilirating experiences I've ever had.

And one funny one. She had been 'taking care of me' while I was driving, and finally I couldn't concentrate anymore and pulled into a bank parking lot. She climbs on top of me, and in the throws of passion we realize the horn is getting honked over and over again. Had to move it over to the passenger seat, but after that every time we drove by the bank we'd honk the horn  Smile
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:38 am

A balcony in Sarajevo, Bosnia during winter is the best I can come up with, but on the other hand, I am a pretty boring person :/

Also, it would be nice to know how large percentage of the statements so far are just pure fantasies. Some are very odd, or maybe too "spectacular" so to say.
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 7:58 am

On a lawn chair on a balcony in St. Maartin. The sun was headed down and we thought "doing it" under the light of a fabulous sunset would be just great. While I was gettin' my freak on, I happened to look up... Apparently the folks on their balconies at the resort adjacent to ours were enjoying our experience almost as much as we were. My wife had no idea... I just smiled, gave a little wave and kept right on going!

Scooter
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:10 am

Behind the tax office,
In the toilets of a nightclub in Spain,
Up a dirt track on the corner of an apartment block in Spain,
On the beach with people walking by and nearly getting arrested by the cops,
Against a tree along the river in broad daylight,
Under a bridge in our town centre.
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:14 am

Some of them...

-on the top of my apartment building (I mean, outside, on the roof, where normally you are not supposed to be)
-inside the car on many places (shopping mall parking lot, airport parking lot)
-employee restricted area of my home airport (I worked there)
-a nice blow job on a not so full theatre (the film was Apocalypse Now - The Directors Cut)

Rgds

RS
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:23 am

A few times in the park, a few times in the car-- a few times in the car at the park. I really didn't enjoy it as much b/c of the mentality that we were going to get caught.

Now, I just stay with the bedroom scene.

I did get a proposal to meet someone in the Northwest Worldclub- that would of been fun!
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 8:30 am

in a field near my house with a girl called gemma. i should have been doing my paper round.
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:26 am

In my dreams


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Including me, but hey, I'm young - I'm working on it.

BTW - for you people who will make fun of me for being young and a virgin - here's a nice gift...

...at least I don't need viagra.
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:36 am

Seats 18 A and B on a Sabena A330-200!  Big grin
 
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 9:48 am

BTW - for you people who will make fun of me for being young and a virgin - here's a nice gift...
...at least I don't need viagra.


Another nice gift...



RM  Smile
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LH423
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:25 am

She found it to be rather uncomfortable (although I've heard a lot of girls say that...

Does anyone else find it unsurprising that Jcs17 has heard that sex with him is uncomfortable?  Laugh out loud

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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 10:50 am

Does anyone else find it unsurprising that Jcs17 has heard that sex with him is uncomfortable?

Well, when you're as well-endowed as I am it might be uncomfortable. Some girls just can't handle all my masculinity.

(and no, you can't have my phone number)
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Qb001
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 11:00 am

I forgot this one: in a nun's house. Not with a nun though... But that one is a loooooooong story....
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RE: Wheres The Wildest Place You've Done It?

Fri Mar 26, 2004 1:33 pm

(Years ago) On the hood of my dad's 76 Ford LTD. (huge hood)

In an aircraft maintenance hangar (Pit) during lunch.

In front of a group of people while my wife also watched.

With my wife, on my buddies back deck, between another buddy and his wife.

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