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Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Mon May 03, 2004 4:12 pm

Ever since Playgirl posted illegally obtained nude pics of Brad Pitt in 1996-- his PR efforts to overshadow his extreme lack of endowment have been, well, monumental.



Well, when asked by The Sun whether he thinks himself to be the perfect specimine of male humanity, he finally admits it....

...and my queer friends still can't figure out why I find this guy's body humorous if nothing else  Laugh out loud

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2004201703,00.html

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Mon May 03, 2004 5:15 pm

Humorous? Why humorous?
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Ham

Mon May 03, 2004 6:18 pm

Next thing we know, WellHung admits he is actually Brad Pitt, looking for comfort here by wearing a non-deserved nickname !!!

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Mon May 03, 2004 6:21 pm

Haha, Sucker!

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Mon May 03, 2004 7:34 pm

Hell, good for Brad. He is lucky. I wish I was hung like a Hampster...at least.

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Mon May 03, 2004 10:00 pm

At $20 million a pic....a wife like Jeniffer...and looks like that.....who gives a shit!?
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 1:46 am

Does he mean he is hung like a hamster's dick, or like a hamster. Cause you can get some pretty big hamsters, especially if you stretch them out.
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 2:48 am

Don't mean to word associate:

Stretch it out, out, out Caramelo!  Big thumbs up
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 2:54 am

Hampster, Did someone say hampster?

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I'll take a hampsters Mr. Happy for a 20,000,000.00 pay day, heck half the 50+ year old guys we cath' have units that have retreated back into the house anyway. It's all matter of time

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 4:43 am

At $20 million a pic....a wife like Jeniffer...and looks like that.....who gives a shit!?

Anyone who feels that money and an ugly woman isnt worth giving up their d!ck for......  Big grin
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 4:53 am

I've seen some pretty hung hamsters in my time, lemme tell you....
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 4:54 am

...sure they weren't drag Gerbils?  Big grin
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 4:56 am

Damnit, now that you mention it, I'm not entirely sure anymore.

I feel so used...
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Ham

Tue May 04, 2004 4:58 am

I've seen some pretty hung hamsters in my time, lemme tell you....

Ummm...I really have nothing to say to that.  Sleepy *vomits*

A science experiment gone wrong?!

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 5:50 am

It's a sure fire bet he's a lot more attractive than you CorcordeGirl! Or did I miss your last movies (the ones where you weren't biting the pillow..)?

He's getting a little old..but he's still fine.
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 6:09 am

Brad Pitt might be hung like a hamster, but that hamster is still useful in other ways.

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 6:10 am

Now Greggie,
your attempts to insult me typically end up more stretched then your ass at a woodshop, yet you continue to try... why? Shouldn't a topnotch lawyer know the definition of insanity?  Big grin
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 6:25 am

Ya know, I actually did that to see how fast you would respond. I'm stuck at a clients....very boring. But I don't understand your comment (oh well...).
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 6:30 am

Anything would warrant an immediate response.... I hate Mondays  Crying  Sad
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 6:34 am

Jesus Christ, would you two (AC Slater and Greg) just have sex already and get it overwith? The sexual innuendo here could be cut with a knife.
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 6:39 am

*slap*

Wrong couple Uglystein...

...and quit trying to be KROC, it aint workin' out for you  Big grin
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 7:17 am

Actually, now that you mention it, I was pretty backed up yesterday. But after a little bit of fiber and walking, I am now moving quite well.

(There's something else that no one wanted to know.)

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 7:27 am

Concordeboy, really sorry to see your disappointment at Brad Pitt's admission, but hey you can still carry your fantasy out if you can find a man with more "length" to suit your needs.

 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 2:34 pm

I'd press his cookie any day of the week, and Jenn could very well possibly pique my interest in the vertical taco.

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Tue May 04, 2004 11:28 pm

Aloha717200,
duly accomplished.... NEXT! Big grin
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 1:05 am

Does anyone find it weird that ConcordeBoy spends an awful lot of time worrying about how well hung other males are?
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 1:07 am

Does anyone find it weird that ConcordeBoy spends an awful lot of time worrying about how well hung other males are?

not at all

you must wonder how big women's tits are
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 1:27 am

Roberta rushes to ConcordeBoy's defense with a response that causes me to wonder if there is a homoerotic defense mechanism at work here.

As for me wondering how big women's tits are, I could respond with the old standby of, "not really, I've seen your mother's", but that's just childish.

It might surprise you to learn that once you've seen tits and played with them, you don't spend the entire day thinking about them anymore. Furthermore, most heterosexual males don't spend the day thinking about the size of another man's equipment.

I await, what I'm sure will be an infentile response from Roberta so he can show everyone just how big of a man he is. Does anyone care to wager how long it will take him to respond?
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 1:30 am

Furthermore, most heterosexual males don't spend the day thinking about the size of another man's equipment.

...yet ConcordeBoy is a self-proclaimed homosexual size-empress...
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 1:42 am

Roberta rushes to ConcordeBoy's defense

just shows im not a 'phobe, unlike seemingly yourself.
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 2:01 am

Off topic a bit, but remember the last scene in the film "Boogie Nights," when Marky-Mark whips it out? Was that for real, or special effects?
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Ham

Wed May 05, 2004 2:07 am

I think that was an "enhancement". As I recall, he's large (CK ads), but not that large.

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 2:46 am

Roberta,

What have I ever written that indicates I'm a homophobe?
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 2:53 am

What have I ever written that indicates I'm a homophobe?

well you seem so eager to 'out' others

most heterosexual males don't spend the day thinking about the size of another man's equipment.

Does anyone find it weird that ConcordeBoy spends an awful lot of time worrying about how well hung other males are?

Roberta rushes to ConcordeBoy's defense with a response that causes me to wonder if there is a homoerotic defense mechanism at work here.
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 2:58 am

Stretch....it was a stunt penis....with an extension. That's not to say that MM in not..well..more than adequate in that department (there are pics on the web somewhere).
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 3:09 am

Off topic a bit, but remember the last scene in the film "Boogie Nights," when Marky-Mark whips it out? Was that for real, or special effects?

I damn well hope it was FX! I watched that film on an AA flight between LGW and DFW. That final scene was on the screen just as the FA came round offering coffee - I was so embarrassed Embarrassment

While on the topic of penis size - I used to play cricket with a Jamaican called Everett Bailey. His nickname was 'bat handle Bailey', and for a very good reason. Nobody would shower next to him for two reasons - one, you'd just feel so inadequate; two - if he turned round quickly, he'd probably break your leg! We rationalised our 'fear' of his weapon by convincing ourselves that if he ever got a proper hard-on, he'd pass out through lack of blood to the brain!  Nuts
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 3:19 am

A friend of mine told me that its a known fact within inner circles of Hollywood that Brad isn't the cleanest of dudes...anyone here ever hear this? He was on Oprah yesterday and looked really good and a female coworker told me that. Kind of funny....

BTW there are pics of Brad nude on the internet, right? I recall seeing him standing in his backyard fully exposed. I'll have to hunt it down.
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 3:34 am

Roberta,

None of those statements show any degree of homophobia in the least. To point out that something seems strange does not in any way indicate that I'm afraid of it (either rationally or irrationally).

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 3:44 am

-N6376M:

I guess what Roberta is saying is...none of us think any of those statements by Concordeboy ARE indeed strange except for you...
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 3:45 am

Concordeboy, your title is misleading, He isn't less hung than a hamster, he is hung the same as a hamster. Normally I wouldn't pip in on this with something so trivial (unless IP had posted it), but the guys problems are bad enough without you making it worse.

Now, Brad Pitt, a hamster, and Richard Gere walk into a bar...
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 3:48 am

To be honest i couldnt give two shits what your sexuallity is, I still think your a pain in the neck.

and now your going to come out with

"Ohh no, somebody called Roberta on A.net dislikes me, im so upset, blah blah blah"

Well keep that thought to yourself, i would be very suprised if really were upset.
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 5:05 am

Roberta,

How did my sexuality even come up?

I think that you're (not "your" as you seem to like to write it) using words that you don't fully understand.

As for me being concerned about what you think of me - well that's ridiculous, I just like poking fun at you.

Artsyman,

That's fine. Then I'm weird for thinking that Concordeboy spends an awful lot of time thinking about another man's penis.

[Have you considered the possibility that my original post was sarcastic  Wink/being sarcastic ?]

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Ham

Wed May 05, 2004 5:07 am

Then I'm weird for thinking that Concordeboy spends an awful lot of time thinking about another man's penis.

When you put it in context, well, yeah.

That's like thinking rednecks are strange for looking at breasts... or college students are strange for thinking about beer.
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 5:18 am


That's ok. I think its weird that teenagers my age think about sex and masturbating. That's so disgusting.

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 5:26 am

Artsyman, That's fine. Then I'm weird for thinking that Concordeboy spends an awful lot of time thinking about another man's penis.
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Where in my post did I comment on anything to do with you ?, why the reference to me

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 6:45 am

Artsyman, I'm sorry, I must have misread. I was referring to the post right above yours - the one authored by Deltaflyertoo.
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 9:26 am

Almost on topic...

I cite "john Kerry is hung like a horse"
http://goodforthejews.com/kerryshlong.htm



Another reason not to vote for him, if Mr Kerry gets an erection he will immediately faint in cause of loss in blood pressure !  Big grin
 
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 9:29 am

if Mr Kerry gets an erection he will immediately faint in cause of loss in blood pressure !
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Considering how big of a dick that Bush is, I would have thought it would be the other way around.

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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 11:04 am

Elections, Erections...Uhm, lets try to get back on topic here and don't forget the hampster! Big grin
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RE: Brad Pitt Admits It: He's Less Hung Than A Hamster

Wed May 05, 2004 1:37 pm

Uglystein?

Nice job, ConcordeBoy. That almost puts you in the same category as the British members crackbacks.
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