galaxy5
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Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:00 am

It's time men take their place in the fight against breast cancer. Sometimes men feel that there's little that they can do but offer support. Well, finally, a solution has been found that only a man can provide.

Men everywhere are encouraged to end their standing by on this most important issue and get out of the bleachers and on to the playing field. Men, if you care at all about women, then you must take your stand and make your contribution to this matter, as women can not do this on their own.

Your donations are appreciated...no, EXPECTED. Do it for the women in your life!
http://www.blogitorial.com/pictures/fellatio_cnn.html
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777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:06 am

Making jokes about a terrible disease that kills thousands of women every year and severly psychologically scars thousands more?

Hilarious.

For anyone stupid enough to fall for it, it's a fake CNN page. Someone obviously thought it was "funny".
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WellHung
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:09 am

777236ER, don't forget those who suffer physical scars because they need to have a breast removed.
 
Alpha 1
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:13 am

That was a joke that was on here a few months ago.

Sad it isn't true, or else my wife would never get cancer.  Big thumbs up

And 777236ER, stop being so fracking angry about EVERYTHING!!!
 
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:16 am

"Sad it isn't true, or else my wife would never get cancer. "

Ew.
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jcs17
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:17 am

Here you go, 777236ER...
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777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:20 am

Alpha and JCS, whine about me all you want, but making fun of breast cancer isn't too funny hotshots.

A box of tissues? How funny. Almost as funny as belittling something that kills thousands of women every year.
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CaptOveur
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:23 am

JEEEEEZ get over yourself 777236. It is just a joke, people make jokes all the time about all kinds of things, many far less pleasant than breast cancer. So what was it that offended you the most? The breast cancer, or another thing you are very unlikely to get, A blow job?
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777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:29 am

It would have been a joke (albeit not a funny one) had it been about how blowjobs stop women getting wrinkles or something like that. But breast cancer? That's low.

What next? A joke about how fucking preists will cure you of AIDS? What about jokes about September 11th? 'What did Bob thinking as he was burnt alive in the WTC? "I should have gone to Disney Land!"'.

Funny anyone?
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WellHung
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:32 am

A joke about how fucking preists will cure you of AIDS?

Sorry dude, but that's hilarious.  Laugh out loud
 
vaporlock
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:36 am

Galaxy5, OMG...... after reading that....I'm ROF LMAO!!!!!!!!! One thing they didn't make clear was if we need to "swallow" or not! Just kidding!!!!!  Wink/being sarcastic

Hey, it is a joke... and thats all it is ~~ at least its better than reading about war!!!  Big thumbs up

Thanks for the laugh!!!!!!!!!!

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
vafi88
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:43 am

I guess we know who's a feminist on here...Hint: it's not a girl...
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777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:45 am

It's not about me being a feminist. I just don't particularly think it's funny, especially considering it's talking about a very deadly, serious disease.
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vaporlock
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:51 am

777236ER, I understand what you are saying as I am a female and know a number of females who have had breast cancer. Believe me.... we all know that it is a serious issue and yes it can be deadly.

None of the guys that responded meant any harm. It was simply a joke!

Phyllis  Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
KROC
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 9:40 am

This was funny when it first made its rounds months ago.

And once again, Jcs17 blasts 777236ER aka Puffs Plus.

 
LHMark
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 10:35 am

At least Aa61hvy probably won't get breast cancer.
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JAL777
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 10:51 am

LHMark Posted:

At least Aa61hvy probably won't get breast cancer.


Well the thread sure was comical, including 777236INeedToGetLaidER's post, until you came around.
 
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 11:42 am

I dont see the comedy in this one either. Especially considering that someone close to me had breast cancer (now cured thankfully) and knowing what she had to go through...

Forward that story to someone who has had someone die of the disease and I doubt they'll find it very funny.
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Alpha 1
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 11:49 am

Alpha and JCS, whine about me all you want, but making fun of breast cancer isn't too funny hotshots.

My mother-in-law is currently fighting breast cancer in Iowa, 777236ER. She's undergoing Chemo right now. I certainly don't take it lightly, but I can see a fucking joke for what it is-a fucking joke. It has NOTHING to do with taking cancer seriously or not. Lighten up a little.

A box of tissues?

Maybe these are more appropriate for you, then.


 
KROC
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 7:34 pm

I would just like to take this moment to mention the fact that Alpha 1 just hit 777236ER so hard that there are pieces of 777's busted jacked up British Chicklets all over the mat, not to mention his carcass.....

 
galaxy5
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 8:58 pm

777236er must be the most humorless person on this website, have you ever laughed at anything, all you ever do is whine, whine, whine. I bet even your pets are miserable around you.
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777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 9:39 pm

If not laughing at an jokes that says that if women gave more head, then they wouldn't get cancer, have breasts removed and die, then I guess I am humourless.
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777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 9:46 pm

Q: Why are police and firemen New York's finest?
A: Because now you can run them through a sieve.
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galaxy5
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 9:52 pm

oh lighten up,
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Kay
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 10:28 pm

had it been about how blowjobs stop women getting wrinkles


actually, I think this one is really true. It strengthens and tightens the muscles of the face reducing wrinkles. Could also be a joke though.

But there must be something totally true and useful about BJs!!

 
Alpha 1
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Fri May 07, 2004 11:13 pm

But there must be something totally true and useful about BJs!!

Uh, is there any dissension about that?  Big grin
 
Alpha 1
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sat May 08, 2004 11:59 am

Well, 777236ER must be on the rag, because he hasn't responded in over a day. If someone like him is PMS-ing, does that mean he's in a good mood?  Wink/being sarcastic
 
A330Fan1
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sat May 08, 2004 12:26 pm

just look at the doctors' names (or i mean..."doctors")...and u can tell it's not real...i mean, their names are just hilariously related to sex

-A330Fan1
 
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sat May 08, 2004 2:48 pm

Fallatio must be good at preventing breast cancer, after all these years none of my es girfriends have it.

And I find the joke posted by 777236ER quite funny as well. OK, I'm sick and make fun of everything, including my own foibles.

Except that poor cat.
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777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sat May 08, 2004 8:29 pm

Alpha, have you showed this post to your mother in law yet? How do you think she'd react to the 'joke' that her giving more head would have prevented her from undergoing chemo?
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LHMark
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sat May 08, 2004 8:43 pm

Sorry, 777236ER, shouldn't you be constructively using this time to continue your crusade for the kids dying of malaria in Africa?
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777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sat May 08, 2004 8:45 pm

Given that most people on here probably don't realise that ANYONE is dying from Malaria, let alone a child every one second, you're probably right.
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N79969
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sun May 09, 2004 12:31 am

777236ER,

As usual, you contort all logic and reason to get yourself up on your insufferably self-righteous high horse. Time to dismount and put the horse to sleep.

Your refusal to distinguish between a pretty good joke and a malicious attempt to trivialize a deadly disease is typical of you. This thread is all about the former and has nothing to do with the latter.

Rather than simply stating your opinion that you find the joke to be kind of tasteless and being done with it, you endlessly try to assert your (imaginary) moral superiority over others. You are picking a fight that you can never win.



[Edited 2004-05-08 17:35:52]
 
Alpha 1
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sun May 09, 2004 12:40 am

Alpha, have you showed this post to your mother in law yet? How do you think she'd react to the 'joke' that her giving more head would have prevented her from undergoing chemo?

I guess that time of the month is over, 777236ER. You're back in your usual mood. It doesn't concern my mother-in-law, as it was JUST A FUCKING JOKE. It has nothing to do with cancer, if you'd bother to take your head out of the sand.
 
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sun May 09, 2004 1:20 am

Breast-feeding the baybies is the best behaviour, and the so "intelligent" but depraved " CNN University researchers" should give this mere luck to their own wives.

Cheers. Kilavoud.
 
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sun May 09, 2004 5:25 am

777236ER, you really need counselling and if a.net is so terrible then cancel your membership and leave alright, no one is forcing you to be here.
 
777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Sun May 09, 2004 11:56 pm

It has nothing to do with cancer, if you'd bother to take your head out of the sand.

Whether it was 'JUST A FUCKING JOKE' or not isn't the point - how DO you think your mother in law would react if you told her that if she gave more head she wouldn't have cancer? It might be 'JUST A FUCKING JOKE', but it's in extremly bad taste.

You are picking a fight that you can never win

No I'm not. I don't pick fights on an Internet forum. If you don't agree with me, oh no! I'm merely saying I think it's 'JUST A FUCKING JOKE' in very bad taste.

777236ER, you really need counselling

What for?

if a.net is so terrible then cancel your membership and leave alright, no one is forcing you to be here.

Maybe I need counselling, but at least I don't read things that aren't there.
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Mon May 10, 2004 12:20 am

"Alpha and JCS, whine about me all you want, but making fun of breast cancer isn't too funny hotshots. A box of tissues? How funny. Almost as funny as belittling something that kills thousands of women every year."

777236ER, right on. My Mum died of breast cancer, I miss her every single day. Anyone who thinks it's funny obviously has a lot of growing up to do, and I pity you for all the heartbreaking experiences ahead of you, which will knock enough sense into you that stuff like this isn't funny anymore. Til then, try not to be such jerks.
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Mon May 10, 2004 1:20 am

Maybe I need counselling, but at least I don't read things that aren't there.

Good. The first step is admitting you have a problem and you need to seek help.
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777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Mon May 10, 2004 1:24 am

Good. The first step is admitting you have a problem and you need to seek help.

Now what are you on about? Where am I reading things that aren't there, Jcs?

This joke said, quite plainly, that if people gave more blowjobs, they wouldn't get breast cancer. That's very insulting to those with breast cancer, which is a horrible disease.
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Mon May 10, 2004 2:41 am

"I'm merely saying I think it's 'JUST A FUCKING JOKE' in very bad taste."

You could have done that in one sentence in a single post and have been done with it. Instead, you have chosen to criticize anyone who finds it funny.

So no you are not 'merely' doing what you claim. One of these days your deep and wide delusion of moral superiority will hopefully come to an end.
 
777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Mon May 10, 2004 2:54 am

You could have done that in one sentence in a single post and have been done with it. Instead, you have chosen to criticize anyone who finds it funny.

If you notice, I did. People then responded. Surely I'm allowed to respond back?
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N79969
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Mon May 10, 2004 3:25 am

777236ER,

With 11 posts so far, you are the single most profligate poster in this thread by a margin of over double. That is far more than one would need to state his or her opinion and to respond to criticism. Like I said before, you are simply indulging your fantasy of moral superiority.

But hey, the internet is a free place so you can keep posting I suppose. But spare us such lines as: "I'm merely saying I think it's 'JUST A FUCKING JOKE' in very bad taste" and other such disingenous remarks and your usual morality lectures.

After your first or second posts, you have not "merely" been doing much of anything other than trying to assert a false sense of moral superiority over others.

We all recognize that this particular joke has a callous element. But so does most if not all humor. I respect that some people may not find it funny. That's fine. I find some humor to be completely tasteless as well...but I (and most other people) don't spend much time condemning people with a different opinion than me (us).

The world has always been full of awful and incredibly sad things and that will not likely change in the near future. Normal human beings cope with grave matters by making jokes sometimes because it lightens the psychological and emotional load of a world with a lot of insanity in it.

If people had to live with the kind of near mascochistic-mindset that you seem to suggest, the world certainly be a lot sadder.



[Edited 2004-05-09 20:42:48]

[Edited 2004-05-09 20:44:14]
 
777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Mon May 10, 2004 3:31 am

That is far more than one would need to state his or her opinion and to respond to criticism.

I made a point, then each post responded to different critisism.

other such bogus remarks and your usual morality lectures

So why is this joke NOT in bad taste?
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JAL777
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Mon May 10, 2004 3:42 am

Actually 777236ER... I don't think you believe yourself to be on the moral high horse. I honestly believe that you have a severe case of being unable to "Shut the fuck up." Not because you don't have anything worthwhile to say, but because we're the only ones in your tiny little world that will listen. It is probably more indicative of us then of you. Reguardless evidence, I predict you will post a response once again and will continue to do so until you have had the last word.
 
777236ER
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Mon May 10, 2004 3:46 am

I don't particularly care if you think I need the last word or not - this is only an Internet forum JAL777.

Any comment on the joke?
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JAL777
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Mon May 10, 2004 3:48 am

The joke... I think its kinda funny. And thanks for proving my point.
 
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RE: Study: Fellatio Decreases Breast Cancer

Thu May 13, 2004 5:20 am

How can we expect 777236ER to really have an opinion on BJs considering he has never had one? I am sure if you email Jcs17 he will be more than happy to give you one so you know what you got your diaper in a bunch over.
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