"All patrons evacuated safely except for one. The fire brigade had to save the final patron from the flames after he became stuck in a glory hole."
Hope that they didn't have to cut him out!
That wasn't funny, but the fireman reminded me of Jcs17, the doctors say the burns should heal and I will be back in action in less than a week, damn they weren't kidding about that KY warming lube getting hot.
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.