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Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:05 am

http://www.fhm.com/site/surveys/puritytest2004/main.asp

What Score did you get ??.

I got 121. - I'm average.

I've experienced the joys of sex, but have moved on as I found there is more to life but I want to try new things. I am Content with what I have or am Sexually Frustated !!!

That's pretty spot on in my case !!!.

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:21 am

I got 104  Confused

90-124
Average.

You have, at some point in your life, discovered the joys of sex – and moved on with a realisation that there’s more to life. You have experience, and perhaps want to experience some more, but for the most part you’re content with your lot. Or horribly frustrated.

perhaps want to experience some more

Well course i bloody well do! I think the last part might be right as well?

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:25 am

Hmm, is this another my dick is longer than yours thread?  Wink/being sarcastic

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:27 am

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 146

125-174
Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of your friends to shame. That said, if it’s entry into the outer limits of sexual depravity that you want, then you’d better keep trying. Buy more rubber products for a start.






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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:37 am

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 24

Yes, I am a loser.
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:38 am

Who can top this?

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 217

175+
Congratulations, you are a dirty pervert – shamelessly using others for sex, in an attempt to fuel your own obsessions and kinky tendencies. But then you already knew that. In fact, you only did this test so you could brag to everyone else in your office...

Mine is longer than yours!  Big grin  Laugh out loud
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:41 am

too embarassed to post my score...lets just say I need to start having some fun!
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:48 am

Well 55, but as long as your enjoying the sex that you're having, whats the problem?

Personally, I do not want to dabble in watersports and dogging thankyou!
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:48 am

I got a 71.  Sad
 
Sabena332
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:06 am

I got a 75.

This test is a joke, it asked me if I ever had sex with a relative or if I had sex with an animal! How sick must you be when you already get an average score?  Confused.

777236ER, I see a bunch of "signed by" posts regarding your result Big grin.

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:23 am

This test is a joke, it asked me if I ever had sex with a relative or if I had sex with an animal! How sick must you be when you already get an average score? .


Its FHM for God's sake. What do you expect?

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:24 am

Sorry, may I ask what FHM is?

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:25 am

164

Above average, need to buy more rubber

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:32 am

I got a -200:

"You're pure. Sickeningly so. You've probably yet to figure out that a penis can be used for more than urination and are convinced that the stork delivers babies to their parents. Go out and learn something."

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:34 am


Phew! I'm not as slutty or easy as people say I am: 104.

 Big grin
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:36 am

103 for me in reality.
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:36 am

On a test that asks 'Have you had sex with an animal/a relative/or someone of the same sex' is it any shocker that 777236ER scored so high?

As for me, 99. Whatever. I still get more than most of you could ever dream of.
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:39 am

122-Average....

Man I've done some freaky shit too with my Ex gf...
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:39 am

FHM is a mens magazine.

Not quite as racy as Playboy, but more so then Maxim. I think FHM and Maxim are put out by the same publisher.


I personally think this test is screwed up, the results say I am fridgid

I scored a sixteen

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:46 am

Thanks for the explanation, L-188! I didn't know this magazine.

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 8:48 am

For
Him
Magazine

PS i got 55 WTF

[Edited 2004-05-21 01:48:38]
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 9:00 am

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 43

Less than 50
There are three types of people who get a score like yours. The frigid, the downright ugly, and those who are both. Whichever you are, there’s no doubting that you’re in urgent need of help. Hovering on the brink of suicide, you undoubtedly squat in a corner each night and softly weep, well into the early hours.


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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 9:08 am

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 146

125-174
Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of your friends to shame. That said, if it’s entry into the outer limits of sexual depravity that you want, then you’d better keep trying. Buy more rubber products for a start.
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 9:08 am

157. of course it was way to straight identified.
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 9:10 am

of course it was way to straight identified.

Agreed. Though, ya know the fags would still score way "higher" regardless  Laugh out loud
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 9:56 am

I got a 30, quite a shock for me.
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 10:00 am


Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 138

125-174
Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of your friends to shame. That said, if it’s entry into the outer limits of sexual depravity that you want, then you’d better keep trying. Buy more rubber products for a start.
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 10:20 am

I'm in a long term relationship, but for reasons I mentioned in another thread, my girlfriend and I are not having sex. Which means it's kinda hard to score any points and I get a pathetically low score of.... 39!
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 12:16 pm

Still looks like I still have the low score.

Any ladies out there want to help me raise it?
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 12:24 pm

"Oh dear, well below average. Behind your back, more experienced people make fun of you. Especially members of the opposite sex. You desperately need to expand your sexual horizons, but probably haven’t been given the chance. Stop trying so hard, change your underwear more often, and you might actually get somewhere."

I knew there was something wrong with me.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

BTW, what is sex?
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 12:41 pm

157.

I fell in above average with the "Buy more rubber products for a start."

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 1:07 pm

i broke the test. ...haha. all it says is action cancelled. ughhh. is that good or bad? haha
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 2:41 pm

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 107

90-124
Average. You have, at some point in your life, discovered the joys of sex – and moved on with a realisation that there’s more to life. You have experience, and perhaps want to experience some more, but for the most part you’re content with your lot. Or horribly frustrated.


I thought my score would be higher  Laugh out loud
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 3:24 pm

Damn, I got a score of 2 (First try, answering every question honestly and without cheating).

And the sad part is I'm not surprised.
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 4:06 pm

Agreed. Though, ya know the fags would still score way "higher" regardless

Really? Then how do you explain my 82?  Big grin

I would have thought I'd have scored higher than an 82, but apparantly not!  Sad I need to get laid more often!

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 4:16 pm

Thank you Strickerje,

It is good to know I am not the most pathetic individual here.  Laugh out loud
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:02 pm

91 and happy ...
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 7:14 pm

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 126

125-174
Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of your friends to shame. That said, if it’s entry into the outer limits of sexual depravity that you want, then you’d better keep trying. Buy more rubber products for a start.
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 10:05 pm

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 104

90-124
Average. You have, at some point in your life, discovered the joys of sex – and moved on with a realisation that there’s more to life. You have experience, and perhaps want to experience some more, but for the most part you’re content with your lot. Or horribly frustrated.


The horribly frustrated part is the best explanation  Acting devilish

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 10:55 pm

Do activities on trips to Bangkok , Singapore, Amsterdam...etc. ,, count ?

It does not mater, I was -2 anyway ,

But I did laugh at myself,
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Fri May 21, 2004 11:06 pm

Mine:

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 91

90-124
Average. You have, at some point in your life, discovered the joys of sex – and moved on with a realisation that there’s more to life. You have experience, and perhaps want to experience some more, but for the most part you’re content with your lot. Or horribly frustrated.
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Sat May 22, 2004 2:01 am

I got an 81?!? Oh dear, well below average. Behind your back, more experienced people make fun of you. Especially members of the opposite sex. You desperately need to expand your sexual horizons, but probably haven’t been given the chance. Stop trying so hard, change your underwear more often, and you might actually get somewhere.

I mean come on! A lot of the stuff on there I don't have the opportunity to do (have sex at work) or will never do (have sex with an animal) so wtf?
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Sat May 22, 2004 2:22 am

Ah so Sophie proves she is not a sex fiend nympho...Superfly did you read that? 81..Time to move on sucka  Big grin
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Sat May 22, 2004 2:38 am

-1

Wow.......

It's still really funny.  Laugh out loud

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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Sat May 22, 2004 2:55 am

A 10, I guess thats what I get for tying my penis in a knot so I don't screw the crap out of my girlfriend. Its all well worth it though, I believe in the no sex before marrige thing so hey i'm happy.
 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Sat May 22, 2004 2:56 am


93...average. I'da thought I was above average. This is BS...lol

 
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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Sat May 22, 2004 3:03 am

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 152

125-174
Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of your friends to shame. That said, if it’s entry into the outer limits of sexual depravity that you want, then you’d better keep trying. Buy more rubber products for a start.


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RE: Take The FHM Sex Survey And Post Your Score

Sat May 22, 2004 10:13 pm

Your score in the FHM Purity Test is: 128

125-174
Well done, you are above average. You’re a mild pervert with a sexual history that puts most of your friends to shame. That said, if it’s entry into the outer limits of sexual depravity that you want, then you’d better keep trying. Buy more rubber products for a start.

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