electraBob
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Bicycle Throws President Bush

Sun May 23, 2004 11:04 pm

Too bad he wasn't riding a horse  Smile

http://www.chron.com/cs/CDA/printstory.mpl/metropolitan/2587180

President Bush suffered cuts and bruises early Saturday afternoon while mountain biking on his ranch. He recieved minor scratches on his chin, upper lip, nose, right hand and both knees. But he is tough......he declined a car ride back to his house, and finished the 17-mile bike ride.
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LHMark
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Sun May 23, 2004 11:06 pm

Wow. First the Segway, then the bycicle...is there any two-wheeled vehicle Bush can stay on?
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mrniji
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Sun May 23, 2004 11:17 pm

Maybe a terrorist manipulated the bicycle Big grin
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HOMER71
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Sun May 23, 2004 11:34 pm

...or maybe Michael Moore  Big grin
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keno
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Sun May 23, 2004 11:47 pm

If he can survive after choking on a pretzel, then he can survive anything!!!  Nuts
 
JAL777
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 12:34 am

Who cares?  Confused
 
sabenapilot
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 12:43 am

Anyway, I don't expect him to suffer from any brain damage...
 
NWA742
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 12:43 am

What the heck does it matter? Things like this that pisses me off at the media.

OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! BUSH FELL OFF A...........A........................BICYCLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 Insane



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FlyingColours
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 1:05 am

I think it is just more naff news and there will be more to come (there always is), probably their (the Media) feeble attempt at making Bush out to be more human. Personally I would have only reported it had he fallen off a steam roller - actually i'd pay to see that.

Shame it wasn't a motorcycle  Big grin

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srbmod
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 1:08 am

This was found at the scene of the accident:
 
SSTjumbo
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 1:44 am

I don't know, so this is my signature.
 
An-225
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 2:21 am

Like my friend said this morning -

It really demonstrates why democrats are better than republicans - Bush chokes on pretzels and kicks his own ass with mountin bike and segway, whereas Clinton gets head in the oval office.  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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b757300
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 2:25 am

Of course no one said anything when Kerry fell off his bike.

http://www.boston.com/news/local/massachusetts/articles/2004/05/02/kerry_takes_a_spill_from_bike/

The comments from the lefties on here are expected and as usual, pathetic. The best is where one person implies that he had wish Bush had fallen and broken his neck. Real compassion the left shows.
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ushermittwoch
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 2:43 am

I wonder if there is any footage on this on camera or if this is another pretzel scam to hide GWB's drinking problem and the injuries following it.
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WellHung
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 2:56 am

Wait, I thought "once you learn how to ride a bike, you never forget." Is he really THAT dumb?
 
aloges
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 6:53 am

LOL, now all the "lefties" are "pathetic". But there's nothing as pathetic as an impeachment over a blowjob, huh?!  Laugh out loud

[Edited 2004-05-24 00:05:50]
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sabenapilot
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 7:01 am

indeed Aloges,

In stead of a full impeachment procedure like in the USA, the first question asked in Europe would be: HOW WAS SHE?  Laugh out loud


 
aloges
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 7:05 am

I beg to differ, people would probably have criticised Bill Clinton's taste.  Big grin
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mrniji
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RE: Bicycle Throws President Bush

Mon May 24, 2004 8:34 am

Real compassion the left shows

 Big grin You made my day! Big grin

Why should we show compassion to George Jr??

Aloges, the blowjob one is good  Smile
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