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Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 11:51 am

In a boxing match who do you think will win?
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 11:59 am

Ann...that Adam's apple is way too manly looking. I think shed have enough testosterone to punch out that "heathen liberal commie pinko traitor."  Laugh out loud
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Alpha 1
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 12:02 pm

Franken would take her down, simply because Ann is too busy looking around the ring, seeing if Clinton is there to blame something on.  Big grin
 
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 12:06 pm

I agree with Alpha 1, unless, of course, she had L-188 as a trainer to do that for her.  Big grin
 
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 12:11 pm

Having seen Ann first-hand at DC's watering holes coked out and lurching on her nth martini, I think that Franken with his meat and potatoes diet will have her bony butt on the floor without lifting one finger.
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 12:43 pm

Actually I haven't read anything of Ann's, but own a copy of "Rush Limbaugh is a big fat idiot' by Franking. Just to preserve some semblence of my reputation, it was a gift.


My opinion on Al is that he really hasn't done anything funny since he was Saturday Night Lives roving reporter with the 1.3 meter parabolic dish strapped to his head.

His one book he read was the equivelent of a diary and a book of rants. He doesn't seem to be able to express his views without talking about somebody else or taking shots at them if he disagrees with them.
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 12:48 pm

But, L-188, at least he backs up his sources, unlike Coulter, Hannity and O'Reilly, who just spout of lies and think that most of us will believe it.
 
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 12:49 pm

But, L-188, at least he backs up his sources

No, he doesn't
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 12:54 pm

Read his "lying" book, L-188. He documents his sources, ands shows where Ann, et al, don't.
 
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 12:56 pm

What do you mean Alpha 1 - Coulter's endnotes weren't proper sources?  Laugh out loud

Anyway, I suggest the audio book of "Lies and Lying Liars." His impressions of O'Reilly, et al are priceless.
 
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 12:56 pm

He still passes off his opinions as "facts"
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 12:58 pm

His one book he read was the equivelent of a diary and a book of rants. He doesn't seem to be able to express his views without talking about somebody else or taking shots at them if he disagrees with them.


Funny, that sounds curiously like most conservative talk show hosts and writers. Now that I think about it sounds like a lot of liberals too. Im almost starting to think that neither side can really debate anything without taking potshots at each other. Isnt a Pundit defined as a learned person? I guess they have redefined it.
 
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 1:00 pm

Im almost starting to think that neither side can really debate anything without taking potshots at each other


Ahhhhh, now your getting it  Laugh out loud

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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 1:08 pm

please take my last post with a grain of salt because its was meant to sarcastic
 
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Tue May 25, 2004 1:21 pm

Hey Alpha 1...Thats pretty funny, O'Reilly spoutting off lies, you're living in a dream world.
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Wed May 26, 2004 4:33 am

Al Franken did tackle some guy (or maybe it was a girl) at a Howard Dean campaign rally, so he has *some* fighting experience. He can still be pretty funny.

As for Ann Coulter, she is such a screeching, hysteric, wild-eyed PMSing banshee that she destroys whatever sex appeal she may have. Plus, she finds Dick Cheney "sexy," so gotta take off points for mental acuity.

And she says with a straight face that she spent years as a Deadhead (as in follower of the band, not as in pilot) and never once smoked wacky tobackee. Just doesn't add up....

As Margaret Cho says, Coulter is a slave to the status quo. The conservatives' Cunta Kinte (her spelling, not mine).
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Wed May 26, 2004 4:48 am

You guys are analyzing this wrong. Ann wins because of the tale of the tape.

Her height and reach means that she can hit Al without him being close enough even to lay a finger on her.

Now Hillary versus Ann might be an interesting fight.
 
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Wed May 26, 2004 5:00 am

As for Ann Coulter, she is such a screeching, hysteric, wild-eyed PMSing banshee that she destroys whatever sex appeal she may have. Plus, she finds Dick Cheney "sexy," so gotta take off points for mental acuity.

Didn't some magazine name Dummy Rumsfeld 'the most sexy man alive' or something?
 
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Wed May 26, 2004 5:07 am

I guess that Ann would just cheap shot Al and thus win.

Sadly I have to say that I really did not like Al Franken's book. Not because of the facts in it but in the way he is portraying himself.
I am not sure if he is trying to be funny when he elaborates how he's never lied or whatever. If he wants to be funny, it's not. If he wants to say that he's never lied (except in ultra necessary instances) then he is a lying liar, also.
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Wed May 26, 2004 5:39 am

I'd have to say Ann would win this one....

...after Franken's exhausted his strategy of calling her everything but a Child o' God, he wouldn't have all that much of an offense/defense left.
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Wed May 26, 2004 5:48 am

I would love to see Hillary and Ann go at it.

Hillary would kick her ass.
 
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Wed May 26, 2004 6:00 am

I love to see how everybody dumps on Ann but doesn't mention a word about what's here name? Ellen something, Correspondent for the Washington Post I believe, is a panelist on the McLaughlin group all the time.

She believed that anything coming from Clinton was equal to the second coming.
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Wed May 26, 2004 6:50 am

She believed that anything coming from Clinton was equal to the second coming

...I thought that was Monica?  Laugh out loud
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Wed May 26, 2004 9:13 am

...I thought that was Monica?

Ewwwwwwwwww! *vomits*

Anyway, as much as I'd love to see Franken take her bony ass out, I'm sure she'd call some of her neo-con friends to jump Franken from behind, thus winning.

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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Wed May 26, 2004 9:59 am

Why don't we tag team this and make it Ann and B757300 vs. Dc10Guy and Al. This would be much more interesting  Big thumbs up
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RE: Ann Coulter VS Al Franken

Fri May 28, 2004 4:19 am

I am still waiting on those naked pics of Ann Coulter
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