MxCtrlr
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A Great Joke (I Think...)

Fri May 28, 2004 3:17 pm

A submariner was sitting on a bench at the mall.

A young man walked up to the bench and sat down.

He had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, blue, yellow, and purple.

The submariner just stared.

The young man said sarcastically, "What's the matter old timer, never done anything wild in your life?"

Without bating an eye, the old man replied, "Got drunk once and had sex with a parrot, I was just wondering if you were my son."

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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Fri May 28, 2004 3:45 pm

Nice. Guess you have to appreciate wierd humor, but that one had me laughing good.

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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Fri May 28, 2004 4:31 pm

Waheyy you made me laugh  Big thumbs up

I like it  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Fri May 28, 2004 4:31 pm

Haha!! nice one, pretty funny lol.

having sex with a parrot...hahaha

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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Sat May 29, 2004 10:48 am

Haha, that was definitely a good joke. Haven't heard a good joke in a long time.



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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Sat May 29, 2004 2:30 pm

How can you guys sit here and laugh at the suggestion of a parrot being raped by a submariner?

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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Sat May 29, 2004 8:28 pm

How can you guys sit here and laugh at the suggestion of a parrot being raped by a submariner?

Who said the submariner raped the parrot? Ever think it might be the other way around???  Big thumbs up

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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Mon May 31, 2004 4:40 am

MxCtrlr, very good! Thanks for the laugh!  Wink/being sarcastic

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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 3:39 pm

Okay........so this guy goes into a grocery store and says to a clerk in the produce section, "I want to buy a half a head of lettuce".

The clerk replies, "I'm sorry, but you can't buy half a head of lettuce".

The customer becomes angry and demands to speak to the manager, so the clerk goes into the back of the store and says, "Mr. Jones, some jerkoff wants to buy a half a head of lettuce". Suddenly, the clerk turns and realizes the customer has followed him into the back room. Quickly, the clerk says, "And this man wants to buy the other half!"

The manager cuts a head of lettuce in half and they send the customer away happy. He then says to the clerk, "That was pretty quick thinking on your part. We could use a man like you managing our new store in Minnesota."

"MINNESOTA?" exclaims the clerk, "there's nothing there except whores and hockey players!"

The manager, visibly upset, replies, "Son, my wife is from Minnesota."

"Really? What team did she play for?"  Smile  Smile/happy/getting dizzy  Smile
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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:07 pm

This one is for JeffM, L-188, L-1088 and friends  Big grin

On Air Force One:

Gore and the Clintons are flying on Air Force One. Bill looks at
Al, chuckles and says, "You know, I could throw a $10,000 bill
out the window right now and make one person very happy."

Al shrugs his stiff shoulders and says, "Well, I could throw ten
$1,000 bills out the window and make 10 people very happy."

Hillary tosses her perfectly sprayed hair and says, "Of course,
then, I could throw one-hundred $100 bills out the window and
make a hundred people very happy."

Chelsea rolls her eyes, looks at all of them and says, "I could
throw all of you out the window and make the whole country
happy."

PS. Even thoug Iwas a big fan of Clinton I found this one pretty hilarious Big grin
 
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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 4:11 pm

And this one is for Alpha and the rest of us liberals  Big grin

George W. Bush was out jogging one morning along the parkway
when he tripped, fell over the bridge railing, and landed in the
creek below. Before the Secret Service guys could get to him, 3
kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so
grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted.

The first kid said, "I want to go to Disneyland." George W.
said, "No problem. I'll take you there on Air Force One".

The second kid said, "I want a new pair of Nike Air Jordan's."
George W. said, "I'll get them for you and even have Michael
sign them!"

The third kid said, "I want a motorized wheelchair with a built
in TV and stereo headset!" George W. was a little perplexed by
this and said, "But you don't look like you are handicapped."
The kid replied, "I will be, after my dad finds out I saved your
ass from drowning!"
 
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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:11 pm

Very nice jokes from all  Big thumbs up
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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Wed Jun 02, 2004 5:20 pm

Good jokes, esp Geedo's.
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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Thu Jun 03, 2004 12:00 pm

LOL!!!!!!......................NOT!!!!!
 
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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Thu Jun 03, 2004 10:41 pm

I read another good one today...

What do you do if a Pit Bull starts humping your leg?

A. Fake an orgasm REALLY quick!

< insert rim shot here >  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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RE: A Great Joke (I Think...)

Fri Jun 04, 2004 2:15 am

Be Happy With What God Has Given You...

A middle aged woman has a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table, she had a near death experience. Seeing God, she aked "Is my time up?" God said, No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live.

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a Face lift, Liposuction and Tummy tuck, since she has so much more time left to live, she figured she might as well look even nicer. After her last operation, she was released from the hospital.

While crossing the street on her way home, she was hit and killed by an ambulance. Arriving in front of God, she asked, "I thought you said I had another 40 years to live? Why didnt you pull me out of the path of the ambulance?" God said, "Gurrlllllllllll, I didn't even recongnize you"

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