If you are thinking about attending a baseball game, or any sporting event with LHMark. You MUST
The picture below shows LHMark with a "Louivelle Slugger" hotdog. Due to the immense size, it is also known as the 'John Holmes Dog'. This was Mark's second footlong plus dog of the night. And this thing is like twice as thick as the first. Here we see Mark performing an oral sex act on 'the big holmes'.
What is just as scary is this. Mark polished off this hot dog in the amount of time it took for the pitcher to deliever 2.5 pitches...34 seconds. That included him trying to 'ride' it like is was his black mamba sex toy. Truly scary. Here is the finished product.
Needless to say, the next time I go to the ball park with LHMark....I'll be sitting on the opposite side of the stadium.