Bad things about Scotland:
Its not England
How everyone says how great Scottish fans are for being plucky losers
No organised football league
How everybody thinks their either British or Irish one minute and then their Scottish the next
Men in skirts
Last time England played Scotland at football, Scotland won 1-0 at Wembley
That pretty much sums Scotland up winning a battle but losing the war.
Good things about Scotland:
Sorry can't think off anything
Good things about England:
Its not Scotland (or Wales) (sorry couldn't resist that)
Real football, with real derbies (Arsenal v Spurs, Manchester South v Manchester North, Liverpool v Everton etc)
Bad things about England:
Anyway you Scots can't feel oppressed anymore, your the ones that are ruling us know just look at the government.