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Said The Englishman To His Wife.....

Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:00 pm

At a golf game in Britain recently.........

The Englishman's wife steps up to the tee and, as she bends over to
place her ball, a gust of wind blows her skirt up and reveals her lack of
underwear. "Good God, woman! Why aren't you wearing any knickers?" her
husband demanded. "Well, you don't give me enough housekeeping money to
afford any." The Englishman immediately reaches into his pocket and says,
"For the sake of decency, here's 50 pounds. Go and buy yourself some underwear!."

Next, the Irishman's wife bends over to set her ball on the tee. Her
skirt also blows up to show that she is wearing no undies. "Blessed Virgin
Mary, woman! You've no knickers. Why not?" She replies, "I can't afford any
on the money you give me." He reaches into his pocket and says, "For the
sake of decency, here's 20 pounds. Go and buy yourself som underwear!"

Lastly, the Scotsman's wife bends over. The wind also takes her skirt
over her head to reveal that she, too, is naked under it. "Sweet mudder of
Jesus, Aggie! Wherrre the frrrig are yerr drawerrs?" She too explains, "You dinna give me enough money ta be able ta affarrrd any." The Scotsman reaches into his pocket and says, "Well, fer the love 'o Jasus, 'n the sake of decency, here's a comb. Tidy yerself up a bit!."
 
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RE: Said The Englishman To His Wife.....

Thu Jun 17, 2004 11:02 pm

LOL! If I was the English husband, I'd have been quite happy at my wife not wearing any knickers, as it'd expedite foreplay.  Wink/being sarcastic
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RE: Said The Englishman To His Wife.....

Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:39 am

LMAO


That was brilliant!

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RE: Said The Englishman To His Wife.....

Fri Jun 18, 2004 3:46 am

Haha, Canadi>nboy, you're officially the A.net joker  Big thumbs up

Every joke you've said so far has cracked me up.

Keep 'em coming!

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