dcbat2072
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Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:25 am

What r the oddest places you've masturbated? Anyone wanna share? I did it once in my car when i was parked waiting for a friend of mine i was so horny. I usually dont plan my sessions...just happen..anyone else?
 
flyf15
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:27 am

hahhhahahahhaahhahaha. hahahhahahahhahhahahaahh!!!

Wow.
 
desertjets
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:29 am

Even if YOU want to share, I don't want to know. At least this way I can ride the bus without worrying about sitting in a pool of your semen.
Stop drop and roll will not save you in hell. --- seen on a church marque in rural Virginia
 
MD11Engineer
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:34 am

I suggest to have this thread deleted due to absolute stupidity.

Jan
Je Suis Charlie et je suis Ahmet aussi
 
777236ER
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:41 am

In the backseat of my $56k 1997 BMW 328i with cruise control, electronic climate control, bose sound system, sports pack, a parking permit for my job as VC at Boeing and another parking permit for Harvard, where I'm studying both law and 'how to be a dick'.

But I did it on my own  Sad

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Flight152
Your bone's got a little machine
 
dcbat2072
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 4:58 am

Why does everyone have a hangup about talking about masturbation...something everyone does anyway?
 
Jkw777
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:03 am

Dcbat2072,

Lets face it. It's a bit weird to just come out with a post like this. No?!

I agree it is pretty stupid to start topics like this. Many people are going to get offended by this. Use your loaf mate.

Thanks.

Justin  Big thumbs up
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CaptOveur
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:15 am

I think using his loaf is what he was talking about
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
TWFirst
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:17 am

I've done it a couple times while driving on long stretches of rural interstate to break up the monotony... a little tricky, but very intense.

Have also done it:

-at work
-at school
-in the woods

I'll try to remember other places....
An unexamined life isn't worth living.
 
Alpha 1
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:19 am

Ah, kids.

 Laugh out loud
 
ConcordeBoy
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:23 am

Ah, kids

...the avoidance of which has prompted many a J/O session  Laugh out loud
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JAL777
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:26 am

N771AN  Smile




 Big thumbs up
 
N766UA
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:33 am

What the hell?!
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aloges
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:34 am

"N771AN  Smile "

May we now pronouce you official member of the "Half Way There Mile High Club"?  Innocent
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
JAL777
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:53 am

May we now pronouce you official member of the "Half Way There Mile High Club"?

1/4 Mile High Club: N771AN
1/2 Mile High Club: CS-TOA
1 Mile High Club: G-VIIY  Big thumbs up
 
aloges
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 5:59 am

I'm not sure I want to know what you did to join each of these clubs... no, I don't.  Laugh out loud
Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened.
 
MD11Engineer
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:25 am

I think the starter of this thread gets a woody from reading the other guy´s experiences.

Jan
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Pe@rson
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:34 am

The weirdest place for me was probably in a German class; well, the teacher was extremely sexy and I was a horny lad! It was a tad embarrassing, though, when the gay chap saw me - but the people sitting next to me did not notice. :O Haha, enough of that now. And then there was the back of my mate's car, while his sexy mum was driving. Again, I was a horny lad. LOL.
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KROC
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 6:45 am

WellHung landed a solid KO Blast, but lets not over look the Brit's effort as well.

777236ER outdid himself with this masterpiece against Flight152.

 
aa61hvy
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:12 am

Sorry I missed that one KROC, I generally skip 777236ER's post because they are not funny.
Go big or go home
 
777236ER
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 7:19 am

I just checked your profile.



I'm still laughing at that.

Why do you have picture of KROC's ex-wife in your profile?  Big grin
Your bone's got a little machine
 
DC10GUY
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 8:03 am

I remember one time when I worked at a pizza place in Detroit, I was making a big vat of dough and ... Well it kind of landed in the dough... Oh well its cooked right ???
Next time try the old "dirty Sanchez" She'll love it !!!
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Thu Jul 01, 2004 9:10 am

I hope that the seats in the back of the 328i were stain resistant, nothing kills the resale value of a BMW 328i like a big ole' elmers glue stain on the seats, I always tried for the sunroof myself.....

Pray hard but pray with care For the tears that you are crying now Are just your answered prayers
 
wolkenridder
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Sun Jul 04, 2004 10:15 pm

Jkw777,

I don't think a post like this is "stupid". If someone gets offended too bad for him!!! If someone still thinks that masturbation is something you need to have shame on, then the only thing I can say is: poor person, he doesn't know what he's missing!!!  Big grin It's something absolutely normal and HEALTHY for both mind and body, ask the doctors man!!

I think the weirdest place i did it was in a lift, and once in the toilet of my office. The most often was during exams period at university!!!!!

Can't wait to see the New Barajas ready
 
IHadAPheo
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Mon Jul 05, 2004 7:43 am

Well there was that time I had a magic moment in an unattended Industrial Sized Vat of Levitra.

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anonymous
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photopilot
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Mon Jul 05, 2004 9:28 am

Here kiddies..... we'll contribute to this discussion and your dreams. Just don't tell me where you use your "laptop".  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud





 
unattendedbag
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:06 am

"we'll contribute"

are you speaking for yourself and... well, "we" understand what you are talking about, haha

don't forget to include a photo for Big777jet!
Slower traffic, keep right
 
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:42 am

Well I think it is offical, the Airliners.net Non-Aviation Forum has hit rock bottom with this thread. Are you guys so perverted that now you have to tell about your dirty sins? I hope and pray that all of you get your senses together and see that you have sinned against god.
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photopilot
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Mon Jul 05, 2004 10:43 am

We'll as in "We Shall"

Pronunciation: 'wE
Function: pronoun, plural in construction
Etymology: Middle English, from Old English wE; akin to Old High German wir we, Sanskrit vayam
-- used by sovereigns; used by writers to keep an impersonal character.

But then again, I fully understand that you "Yanks" might not understand the King's (Queen's) English or the fact that some countries butcher the language somewhat less than Americans.  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud

 
unattendedbag
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Mon Jul 05, 2004 11:22 am

"But then again, I fully understand that you "Yanks" might not understand the King's (Queen's) English"

haha, I think Yanks may have received an "unjust" scolding. hehe


And with regard to "you have sinned against god"

(after I stopped laughing) I thought to myself, if this is my biggest sin, then I am not too worried!
Slower traffic, keep right
 
flight152
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Mon Jul 05, 2004 12:50 pm

At my computer. Since I never leave it...

Responding about someone's car 3,000 miles away takes up the better part of my days.

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777236ER
 
Big777jet
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RE: Crazy Places You've "m"d

Mon Jul 05, 2004 1:03 pm

Unattentantbag-

you mentioned "don't forget to include a photo for Big777jet!"

Well, unfortunately, someone can post to make fun of my photo in AirWhiners or A.Net. I already deleted recently from topic "Show your cars". I didn't want to show my photo again!

Big777jet




 
 
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:35 am

I consider myself preety open about things, but are you aware that the ONLY posts you've even made in this forum are in regards to masturbation? I would have to say that I think you may be a little obsessed. There are websites specifically for talking about that kinda thing if that's what you wanna do. But maybe you could try something else for "AIRLINERS.net". I don't come on here so I can hear about what you do in private, or not in private as the case may be.
 
ben
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RE: Crazy Places Youve "m"d

Tue Jul 06, 2004 12:42 am

WestJetYYZ,

There are websites specifically for talking about that kinda thing if that's what you wanna do. But maybe you could try something else for "AIRLINERS.net".

Correct. There are many, but I know of one in particular which is dedicated to the subject of masturbation. It's called airwhiners.net.

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