Lol i saw these on the news this morning, the things the say are pretty funny.
Mrs Wonderful says things like:
- Don't feel bad honey, i forgot it was our anniversary too!
- You don't need a glass, just go ahead and drink right out of the carton.
- Your new secretary is cute! I bet she's smart too!
- Oh... your watching a ballgame. Just stay right there on the couch and I'll whip up some snacks.
- I'll finish cleaning out the garage honey, your friends are waiting for you to play golf.
- You're going out with the boys tonight? You've worked hard... Enjoy yourself!
- A new reversible drill, oh honey it's just what i needed!
- Are you sure it's ok to wash this shirt? You've only worn it for a couple of days.
- Don't worry about taking the trash out. I can use the exercise.
- It really doesn't matter if you leave the toilet seat up, it makes it easier to clean.
- You're right, we don't need directions, maybe you'll find a short cut.
And Mr wonderful says:
- You take the remote, as log as i'm with you, I don't care what we watch.
- You've been on my mind all day. That's why I bought you theese flowers.
- Why don't we go the the mall, didn't you want some shoes.
- You know honey, why don't you just relax and let me make dinner tonight.
- The ball game is not that important, I'd rather spend time with you.
- You know, I think it's really important that we talk about our relationship.
- Plus many more!