IHadAPheo
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If You Were A Hotdog And You Were ...

Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:22 am

Somehow the old SNL bit just keeps coming to mind, now this is completely hypothetical....

If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself???

I know there are deeper questions out there but a starving hotdog is sight no one should see.

IHAP (RIP Harry Carey)
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Matt D
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RE: If You Were A Hotdog And You Were ...

Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:30 am

Well that's what happened to Pizza The Hut in Spaceballs.

So when you're in a pinch, I dunno.

I guess the bottom line is that it would suck to be food. Either way, you're screwed.

Speaking of deep questions, so how about free ham for a Jew?
 
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RE: If You Were A Hotdog And You Were ...

Wed Jul 14, 2004 11:31 am

"If you ever lose your keys in molten lava, forget about them.....they're gone"

The Jack Handy lines were some of the best one liners ever made!
 
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RE: If You Were A Hotdog And You Were ...

Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:19 pm


Depends; would I be a reduced fat hotdog? ....hahaha.  Big grin
 
ctbarnes
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RE: If You Were A Hotdog And You Were ...

Wed Jul 14, 2004 12:27 pm

If you were a hotdog and you were starving, would you eat yourself???

Nah. I'm too old and tough and would probably taste terrible!  Smile


Now here's a deep philosophical question for you courtesy of Monty Python:

Sartre's famous trilogy 'Rues à Liberté, is it an allegory of man's search for commitment?

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