Schoenorama
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Republican Convention Schedule

Sun Jul 18, 2004 2:44 am

Found this on another board.

REPUBLICAN CONVENTION SCHEDULE


  • 6:00 PM Opening Prayer led by the Reverend Jerry Falwell


  • 6:30 PM Pledge of Allegiance


  • 6:35 PM Burning of Bill of Rights (excluding 2nd amendment)


  • 6:45 PM Salute to the Coalition of the Willing


  • 6:46 PM Seminar #1: Iraq Stratergies: Voodoo/DooDoo WMD


  • 7:30 PM First Presidential Beer Bong


  • 7:35 PM Serve Freedom Fries


  • 7:40 PM EPA Address #1: Mercury: It's what's for dinner!


  • 8:00 PM Vote on which country to invade next


  • 8:10 PM Call EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh


  • 8:15 PM John Ashcroft Lecture: The Homos are after your Children!!


  • 8:30 PM Round table discussion on reproductive rights (MEN ONLY)


  • 8:50 PM Seminar #2 Corporations: The Government of the Future


  • 9:00 PM Condi Rice sings "Can't Help Lovin' Dat Man"


  • 9:05 PM Second Presidential Beer Bong


  • 9:10 PM EPA Address #2 Trees: The Real Cause of Forest Fires


  • 9:30 PM Break for secret meetings


  • 10:00 PM Second prayer led by Cal Thomas


  • 10:15 PM Lecture by Karl Rove: Doublespeak made easy


  • 10:30 PM Rumsfeld demonstration of how to squint and talk macho


  • 10:35 PM Bush demonstration of trademark "deer in headlights" stare


  • 10:40 PM John Ashcroft demonstrates new mandatory Kevlar chastity belt.


  • 10:45 PM Clarence Thomas reads list of Black Republicans


  • 10:46 PM Third Presidential Beer Bong


  • 10:50 PM Seminar #3 Education: A Drain on our Nation's Economy


  • 11:10 PM Hillary Clinton Pinata


  • 11:20 PM Second Lecture by John Ashcroft: Evolutionists: The Dangerous New Cult


  • 11:30 PM Call to EMT's to revive Rush Limbaugh again.


  • 11:35 PM Blame Clinton


  • 11:40 PM Laura serves milk and cookies


  • 11:50 PM Closing Prayer led by Jesus Himself


  • 12:00 PM Nomination of George W. Bush as Holy Supreme Planetary Overlord



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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Sun Jul 18, 2004 2:46 am

    Uh, this schedule was posted a few weeks ago. Obviously, you didn't get your schedule in the mail.  Big grin
     
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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Sun Jul 18, 2004 2:50 am

    You know what? That's what I like about democracy. We will never see a Syrian writing that on Baath party and Asad. Or a North Korean . Or a an Iranian. Or a Saudi. Soon enough Russians will join this list.
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    Schoenorama
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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:10 am

    LY7E7:

    "We will never see a Syrian writing that on Baath party and Asad. Or a North Korean . Or a an Iranian. Or a Saudi."

    Yes you will!!! It's right here http://arabe.casanet.net.ma/

     Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:18 am

    Schoenorama :

    It is a Marrocan site. Only proves my point.
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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:30 am

    You have it wrong. At 9:05 PM Bush will take some money from a poor man and give it to a nearby rich man.
     
    Schoenorama
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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:34 am

    LY7E7:

    "It is a Marrocan site. Only proves my point."

    God, you're SO clever!

    BTW, is Marroca in our Solar System?  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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    ly7e7
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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:37 am

    BTW, is Marroca in our Solar System?
    It is. It's just in the parallel universe. So instead of Morocco they got Marocca  Smile
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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:39 am

    BTW, is Marroca in our Solar System?

    For someone who can't use a search engine you sure are good speller!

    Or maybe you can't spell "convention" without copy and paste?
     
    Schoenorama
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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Sun Jul 18, 2004 3:52 am


    JAL777:

    "For someone who can't use a search engine you sure are good speller!"

    Yes. Me good speller!  Smile/happy/getting dizzy


    It's just that I haven't been on this site for quite some time and I didn't notice the extra date-search options the search engine now has. I simply typed in "republican" expecting any previous post would have that in the title and nothing turned up. That's why.



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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Sun Jul 18, 2004 5:02 pm

    I know this one (And the Democrat one) is all in fun but their is now way in hell I would bow my head if Reverend Jerry Falwell was leading the prayer.

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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Mon Jul 19, 2004 4:36 am

    Falwell? Is Reverend Moon not available that day?
     
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    RE: Republican Convention Schedule

    Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:44 am

    Falwell? Is Reverend Moon not available that day?

    Well they booked the Ayatollah Khumeini, in light of his sound and well-balanced views on the role of women in society, but discovered only later that he's dead. This in itself is not a problem, but US restrictions on Islamic passport holders just make it so much more difficult getting the coffin through customs.
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