727LOVER
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Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:00 pm

He's got balls.....well, he used to....  Laugh out loud

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tristarenvy
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:13 pm

Guess he's no crack shot...

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Espion007
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:27 pm

5 years in prison?jeez i think shooting your balls off is punishment enough.
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Twistedwhisper
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Mon Jul 19, 2004 10:58 pm

Agree, he should get an award instead! Meet the next Darwin award nominee...
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desertjets
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:11 pm

I enjoyed the part where they expressed concern that he might be infertile.

Personally, I am glad that he might be infertile. Get his DNA out of the collective gene pool.
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Alpha 1
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:40 pm

What a dick.

Well..what a dick it USED to be.  Big grin
 
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Mon Jul 19, 2004 11:57 pm

Man Shoots Self In Groin!

one word, Ouch!
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j_hallgren
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:10 am

When I heard this on ABC news Now at about 3am, the female anchor said something about "I don't have any and I still cringe"...after the male anchor said something about "Ouch"
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Tue Jul 20, 2004 1:51 am

What a tosser (well, not any more)  Nuts
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kc7mmi
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Tue Jul 20, 2004 3:49 am

Because he was in posession of the weapon illegally, it's fine with me that he gets 5 years. If the posession wasn't illegal, however, then I say let him heal at home, that's punishment enough.
 
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Tue Jul 20, 2004 4:02 am

I'm personally sick and tired hearing about decapitation after decapitation, literally.


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Espion007
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Tue Jul 20, 2004 6:38 am

reminds me of an interesting article about computer mouses Big grin :

July 12, 1990
Subject: IBM BALL REPLACEMENT
Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit)

Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement.

Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse.

Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist off method.

Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive; however, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse may be used immediately.

It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.

To re-order, specify one of the following:
P/N 33F6424 - Domestic Mouse Balls
P/N 33F8461 - Foreign Mouse Balls
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Tue Jul 20, 2004 6:39 am

That is the LAST time I go drinking with JCS17

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SPREE34
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Tue Jul 20, 2004 10:34 am

Is "Dumbass" hyphenated?
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airplay
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Tue Jul 20, 2004 11:07 am

Guns don't neuter people...people do!
 
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RE: Man Shoots Self In Groin!

Tue Jul 20, 2004 9:08 pm

Talk about shooting a load off in his pants! Sheesh!
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