electraBob
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 3:36 am

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Mir
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:21 am

There are times when I can't help but sit back and wonder if these kind of things are really happening, or is it just a bad dream. This is one of them.  Sad

The magazine quoted an Army spokeswoman as saying, “the surgeons have to have someone to practice on.” (emphasis mine)

Enough said. This is absolutely despicable.
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Duce50Boom
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 4:29 am

I probably shouldn't be saying this, but maybe they should practice some of their skills on the secretary of the AF, Dr. James Roche.

He seems like a great guy, and he's respected all throughout the service. But for crying out loud, that neck of his is crying for some plastic surgery
 
USAIRWAYS321
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 6:51 am

If the military surgeons need something to practice on, maybe they could help out at hosiptals domestically and perform free surgery to those who can't afford it. No, that's too logical and would actually help people in our own country, we can't do that while Bush is in office.

I fail to see how plastic surgery skills will help battlefield operations. "Bad news, we can't fix your wound, but good news - we can bump you up to a double D!"  Insane
 
PPGMD
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 6:56 am

Actually for many plastic surgeons are useful for cleaning up after the injury. That's why many hospitals have one on call.
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DLKAPA
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 7:05 am

Wow that's just peachy. I think what USAIRWAYS321 said pretty well summs it up.
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AvianceGirlUK
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 7:52 am

And there was me thinking i was going to get bigger boobs by reading this thread.. oh well, ill keep searching...
 
L-188
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:33 pm

And actually USAIRWAYS321 doesn't realize that but military doctors allready do that. Both in inner city hospitals that are having trouble recruiting new doctors but at military/VA/BIA hospitals as well.
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USAIRWAYS321
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 12:58 pm

And actually L-188 makes stupid assumptions. I never said that they didn't do it, I simply said that they should do more of it instead of giving free boob jobs. Just because someone doesn't express certain knowledge doesn't mean they don't have it!

I'm terribly sorry I didn't demonstrate everything that I know on the topic, and that I wasn't clear enough that when I said "we can't do that while Bush is in office," I meant we couldn't add to our existing domestic help programs while he's in office. Geez... Insane
 
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:01 pm

I hope it is enough to kill the penis enlargement spam industry...
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USAIRWAYS321
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:03 pm

No, I can see it actually making the spam worse: "Join the Army today and increase your size by 5 inches!"

This policy just plain blows all around.
 
L-188
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:09 pm

And actually L-188 makes stupid assumptions. I never said that they didn't do it, I simply said that they should do more of it instead of giving free boob jobs

Really? Lets look at your actual quote.

If the military surgeons need something to practice on, maybe they could help out at hosiptals domestically and perform free surgery to those who can't afford it. No, that's too logical and would actually help people in our own country, we can't do that while Bush is in office.

Seems to me that your 17-18 year old mind is pretty definate.

I fail to see how plastic surgery skills will help battlefield operations. "Bad news, we can't fix your wound, but good news - we can bump you up to a double D!"

Plastic surgury and the use of it, goes way way beyond, the hollywood boob or nose jobs. There are some very legitimate uses for it.......especially in the military.

Actually repairing severe cosmetic wounds is very critical, and is why so many wounded troops comming out of Iraq get long stays at stateside hospitals. They are having damage repaired, faces and limbs rebuilt...ect...ect..ect.

No cosmetic surgury is not appropriate for Hawkeye and BJ at the 4077, where the immediate concern is pt survival, but as the pt heals, it becomes very critical for quality of life.

A good non-military example, is when Tina Turner had her nose job, although she did have it "altered" to be more attractive in her mind, the basis for the plastic surgury was to repair the scar tissue that had formed and was causing her problems breathing. Of course, that scar tissue was a direct result of blunt trama injuries at the hands of Ike Turner, which in a way you could argue was simular to combat blunt for wounds.

That surgury was plastic surgury, but there was a very real medical basis behind it.
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USAIRWAYS321
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:15 pm

Assume what you like, but that makes you the stupid one instead of me. I simply said that using these surgeons mentioned in the story for plastic surgery, (and yes, believe it or not, I know that plastic surgery goes beyond breast enhancement, but that was specifically mentioned in the article...and it makes my point, so I like it) we should use them for free healthcare for the poor in addition to the current similar services.
 
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:16 pm

Plastic surgury and the use of it, goes way way beyond, the hollywood boob or nose jobs. There are some very legitimate uses for it.......especially in the military.

Like getting rid of those pesky love-handles or make those breasts seem perkier than ever before!
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:23 pm

Yeah I give credit to alot of Dr's in the Military, but I agree with USAIRWAYS321 that that at least the reservists who arent active in the med field outside the hospital could "keep current" by using military time or something of teh sort to help out the underpriviliged. And I wouldnt jumpt o making any assumptions or anything, They dont give implants in the Air Force...
and as a person who has benefitted greatly from surgeons (OMFS and Plastic, research N94820 December 8th, 2004 Butler PA, that was me) I give support to any plastic surgeon. Good show OMFS @ AGH, Pittsburgh!

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Alpha 1
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:25 pm

Maybe Duce50boom could join, and those surgeons could get him a bigger brain, perhaps?
 
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 1:36 pm

ATCT, I would argue it is 180 the other way.

The reservist doctors are the ones in private practic are the ones that are keeping their skills current, particularly if they are working in a Trama center or such.

It is the active duty ones, that need to be cycled through to keep skills current. There is only so much Advil they can prescribe for shin splints before surgical skills start to erode.
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ZKSUJ
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:37 pm

Hahah, you'd think they have better things to do and more serious matters to attend to. How do the taxpayers feel about it?
 
JeffM
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:46 pm

"..you'd think they have better things to do and more serious matters to attend to.."

Like what? They are doctors not fighter pilots...what should they be doing?

Does not bother me.... and I pay a ton of taxes... Just another method of maintaining proficiency.
 
Duce50Boom
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 2:50 pm

That took alot of thought. What's next? Saying I've got coodies? Get a life alpha
 
MD11Engineer
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Sat Jul 24, 2004 3:27 pm

The Royal Army Medical Corps made huge progress back in WW2, through giving badly burned fighter pilots a new face (the main reason those flight crews wore their leather helmets, long clothes, goggles, oxygen masks and gloves even at low altitudes in hot weather was to prevent their skin from coming into contact with flames after a hit in the engine.

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Sat Jul 24, 2004 6:24 pm

No amount of plastic surgery could make Lynndie England attractive...
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