EVERYONE --- THIS IS
ONLY A JOKE TO
Date: October 4,-----
To: All Employees
Subject: Special High Intensity Training
In order to assure the highest level of quality work and productivity
from employees. It will be our policy to keep all employees
well trained thru our program of SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING
We are trying to give our employees more S.H.I.T. than anyone else.
If you feel that you do not receive your share of S.H.I.T. on the job,
please see your manager. You will be immediately placed at the top of the
S.H.I.T. list, and our managers are especially skilled at seeing that you
get all the S.H.I.T. you can handle.
Employees who dont take their S.H.I.T. will be placed in the
DEPARTMENTAL EMPLOYEE EVALUATION PROGRAMS
(D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T.). Those who fail to take D.E.E.P.S.H.I.T. seriously
will have to go to EMPLOYEE ATTITUDE TRAINING
(E.A.T.S.H.I.T.). Since our managers took S.H.I.T. before they were
promoted, they dont have to do S.H.I.T. anymore, and
they are all full of S.H.I.T. already.
If you are also full of S.H.I.T., you may be interest in a job training
others. We can add your name to our BASIC UNDERSTANDING LECTURE LIST
(B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T.). those who are full of B.U.L.L.S.H.I.T. will get the
S.H.I.T. jobs and can apply for promotion to DIRECTOR OF
If you have further questions, please direct them to our HEAD OF
TRAINING, SPECIAL INTENSITY TRAINING (H.O.T.S.H.l.T.).
Thank you all,
GENERAL, SPECIAL HIGH INTENSITY TRAINING