sevenair
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Jail For Ikea Blackmailers

Sat Aug 21, 2004 6:59 am

It is with great pleasure to announce that two Polish men have been jailed for attempting to blackmail IKEA last year. Two bombs were planted in Holland, and the two men demanded 500,000 Euros, otherwise the bombs would be detonate. The men were both detained for 5, and 7 years.
 
North County
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RE: Jail For Ikea Blackmailers

Sat Aug 21, 2004 7:13 am


I am sure that Michael Moore will find a 7th degree of separation link to blame American society for this and release a movie about it.....
 
LHMark
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RE: Jail For Ikea Blackmailers

Sat Aug 21, 2004 8:06 am

Hey! Nice connection! I was thinking we needed another battle over Michael Moore, and I was hoping to start one with a post about how I don't like waffles for breakfast, but this'll do.
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller
 
prosa
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RE: Jail For Ikea Blackmailers

Sat Aug 21, 2004 12:25 pm

If the bombs were built to the same quality standards as IKEA's furniture, they'd fall apart harmlessly long before they could explode  Smile
"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
 
JAL777
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RE: Jail For Ikea Blackmailers

Sat Aug 21, 2004 12:33 pm

LOL Prosa... can you imagine a bomb making kit with those stupid instructions and an allen wrench! And you know they'd call their bomb something stupid like "Boomboomick."  Big thumbs up
 
sevenair
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Jail For Ikea Blackmailers

Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:07 pm

hey! behave! if they werr bult to the same quality of ikea firniture, the bombs would have blown the whole of Rotterdam away! (and for a price thats right!) Smile/happy/getting dizzy
 
QIguy24
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RE: Jail For Ikea Blackmailers

Sat Aug 21, 2004 10:23 pm

YEAH!!! IKEA is quality stuff. By that comment I can see that you never have sat your doot inside a IKEA store  Wink/being sarcastic
 
gkirk
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RE: Jail For Ikea Blackmailers

Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:10 pm

QIguy, your just a boring US hater  Big grin  Laugh out loud  Laugh out loud
IKEA do produce some decent, quality stuff it has to be said  Big grin
When you hear the noise of the Tartan Army Boys, we'll be coming down the road!
 
QIguy24
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RE: Jail For Ikea Blackmailers

Sat Aug 21, 2004 11:16 pm

Boooring US hater??????
Ok.... I'll admit. The last post was pretty lame. Big grin


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LHMark
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RE: Jail For Ikea Blackmailers

Sun Aug 22, 2004 3:18 am

I have a lot of IKEA. You just have to shop with a critical eye and not get swayed by the pretty colors.
"Sympathy is something that shouldn't be bestowed on the Yankees. Apparently it angers them." - Bob Feller

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