There are some things in life that some people tend to forget. First, cutting back to 4 pieces of fried chicken per meal as opposed to 8 is not really dieting. Second, just because someone lost 100 pounds, and dropped from 400 to 300, guess what? They are still fat. And lastly, second place is always the first loser.
Reading this intellectually devoid, emotionally bankrupt, and utterly shameless example of a pitiful self gloss such as this brought all of those things to mind.
Therefore, for your efforts...say as second place....I will proudly announce that