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Dear Abby....

Mon Aug 30, 2004 9:13 pm

Just wanted to share this:


Dear Abby,
A couple of women moved in across the hall from me. One is a middle-aged gym teacher and the other is a social worker in her mid twenties. These two women go everywhere together and I've never seen a man go into or leave their apartment. Do you think they could be Lebanese?

Dear Abby,
What can I do about all the Sex, Nudity, Fowl Language and Violence On My VCR?

Dear Abby,
I have a man I can't trust. He cheats so much, I'm not even sure the baby I'm carrying is his.

Dear Abby,
I am a twenty-three year old liberated woman who has been on the pill for two years. It's getting expensive and I think my boy friend should share half the cost, but I don't know him well enough to discuss money with him.

Dear Abby,
I've suspected that my husband has been fooling around, and when confronted with the evidence, he denied everything and said it would never happen again.

Dear Abby,
Our son writes that he is taking Judo. Why would a boy who was raised in a good Christian home turn against his own?

Dear Abby,
I joined the Navy to see the world. I seen it. Now how do I get out?

Dear Abby,
My forty year old son has been paying a psychiatrist $50.00 an hour every week for two and a half years. He must be crazy.

Dear Abby,
I was married to Bill for three months and I didn't know he drank until one night he came home sober.

Dear Abby,
My mother is mean and short tempered. I think she is going through mental pause.

Dear Abby,
You told some woman whose husband had lost all interest in sex to send him to a doctor. Well, my husband lost all interest in sex and he is a doctor. Now what do I do?

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RE: Dear Abby....

Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:38 am

I have suggestion. Get a life.  Smile
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RE: Dear Abby....

Thu Sep 02, 2004 8:40 am

Who the f*ck is Abby?

Never heard of....
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RE: Dear Abby....

Thu Sep 02, 2004 10:20 am

She is a lady that gives her personal advice to those who write in with problems they are having. They are posted in just about every newspaper in America.

Interestingly enough, I don't even think it is "Abby" anymore, they just kept the name because of it's cult status.
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RE: Dear Abby....

Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:07 pm

The Dear Abby column does often come up with great responses to some of the stupider questions. Examples:

Q: Dear Abby, A pair of gay men is moving in across the street. What can we do to improve the neighbourhood?
A: You could move.

Q. What do I say when introduced to a homosexual “couple”?
A. How do you do? How do you do?

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