jaysit
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Sexually Frustrated Chimp Takes Up Smoking

Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:07 am

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/asia-pacific/3611666.stm

As an antidote to the circular and endless Kerry v Bush claptrap, here is a great story of a horny simian lush who took up fags because she was stuck with a sexually bogus chimp.

Guess that must explain fag hags. The spitting's another matter !

Sexual frustration has driven a mild-mannered chimpanzee to take up smoking and spitting, according to China's Xinhua news agency.
Feili, 13, has turned from a "gentle girl" into a "shrew", said Liu Bing, the director of her zoo in Zhengzhou, central Henan province.
Mr Liu said Feili's partner at the zoo was 28 years her senior, and was unable "to meet her sexual demands".
Feili was not addicted to nicotine, he said, but was just imitating tourists.
However, she does appear to be quite keen on smoking - and has been known to resort to desperate measures to get what she wants.
Xinhua reported that Feili became excited when she saw a visitor light up a cigarette, and grew impatient when they showed no sign of giving it to her.

It quoted one boy visiting the zoo as saying: "Just now a tourist threw a cigarette butt to just outside the cage - she tried to get the butt with a stick."
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JGPH1A
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RE: Sexually Frustrated Chimp Takes Up Smoking

Tue Aug 31, 2004 12:12 am

Oh - has Kirkie taken up smoking then ? Well, at least he won't go blind that way.
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RE: Sexually Frustrated Chimp Takes Up Smoking

Tue Aug 31, 2004 1:56 am

Zippy, I had no idea the wife was wearing you out like that. Amazing, considering you run the A.net Levitra ring.

[Edited 2004-08-30 18:57:11]
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RE: Sexually Frustrated Chimp Takes Up Smoking

Tue Aug 31, 2004 8:20 am

Zippy, I had no idea the wife was wearing you out like that. Amazing, considering you run the A.net Levitra ring.

HAHA  Big thumbs up

As soon as I saw the title I thought of Zippy as well. Ah well, he can just borrow Stu's Industral size vat full of levitra.
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RE: Sexually Frustrated Chimp Takes Up Smoking

Tue Aug 31, 2004 3:02 pm

Jaysit, your exactly right.........the Kerry/Bush crap is really getting to be a pain in the ass!!!!!!!!

This story just cracks me right up and definately good for a laugh!!!!  Big thumbs up

Thanks!!!!!!

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RE: Sexually Frustrated Chimp Takes Up Smoking

Tue Aug 31, 2004 7:37 pm

I heard it on the radio a couple of hours ago, WOW. Her 'husband' is in his 40's and cannot give her 'enough', that is the reason that the radio guy gave.

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