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Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:09 am

... faux diamonds and all!

I know she's often been a bit out there with her sense of style, but whatever is the girl thinking with this one?

 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:38 am

I'd love to see you say that to Serena's face! That "Ho" would beat your ass!

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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:40 am

It's no big deal. As long as she's wearing skirt is all that matters.  Smile
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:43 am

She is audacious. She is powerful. She talks it and she walks it. So she has decided to shake things up - why not?

Says I, "Go, girl"!
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:44 am

Never would be able to get away with it at Wimbledon.

White clothing is a requirement to play there right?
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:46 am

Well whoever said money could buy class.
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:22 pm

I'm not saying anything about her power or abilities to beat me up. In fact, I'm sure she could beat me to a pulp without too much effort - have you seen her shoulders!?

However, with that outfit on, she won't look too out of place on a street corner. Luv2fly is bang on about money having nothing to do with class.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:40 pm

Jasepl,

She would F___ you up totally Big grin
But I do agree. That kind of outfits belongs to the nightlife and not on a tennis court. But calling her a HO is a little bit out of line  Big grin
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 1:45 pm

Totally out of line. Serena can do whatever she wants.

Anyone see Andy Roddick's new shirt? The dude looks like a poster child for a dairy farm steering committee.
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QIguy24

Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:04 pm

She would F___ you up totally
But I do agree. That kind of outfits belongs to the nightlife and not on a tennis court. But calling her a HO is a little bit out of line


Of course she would. And I wouldn't even pretend to put up a fight... Maybe if I don't resist, she'll go easy on me!

As for calling her a ho, I didn't. What I'm saying is with that outfit on, she won't look too out of place on a street corner. Wearing something a ho would doesn't make you one too.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:07 pm

Jaspel,

Read your starting topic again  Big grin
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:16 pm

I did QI and it says "Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic" Which, to me at least, means fashion "inspired" by something crack hos would wear. Just like they had "Heroin Chic" etc etc
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:16 pm

The bottom line is that the girl can play in her panties and a string of pookah shells if she wins.

WINS.

The William sisters have been so busy dolling up, and going to parties and trying to be uber fabu, that they've forgotten why people are interested in them in the first place - because they kick(ed) ass when they played tennis, not because they showed up looking like hos that ex-DC mayor Marion Barry would have rejected.
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:27 pm

True. And while both sisters start out being remarkably gracious in defeat, they can't help throwing in one comment during the post-match press conference to ruin it all and come off looking like sore losers.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:40 pm

I don't think Jaspel meant 'ho' in that sense either...

And my money would be on Serena kicking his ass too.

But as for 'crack'.. Jaspel..you need to get out more...If only crack ho's looked that good... the $5000-a-night hookers (ala Charlie Sheen) would result to AK-47 warfare the wipe out the competition.

Now for getting out more....What she's wearing in that photo is what gets girls 'past the velvet rope' lighting quick at any A-List nightclub these days. Granted, she's on the tennis court wearing this...I'm sure it caused a rippling stir in the stands... but this is also the same crowd that a visible G-string would send half of them into full cardiac arrest!

But being A-List wealthy let's you get awat with wild shit.


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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 2:42 pm

Jasepl,

I apologize then. If you didn't mean that she was a Crack Ho I must have misunderstood you.
 
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QIguy24

Wed Sep 01, 2004 6:59 pm

I apologize then.

For what? Really, there's no need!
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:01 pm

Jasepl,

For making wrong statements about you. That's why.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:03 pm

She has more drugs in her than at a pharmacy, as I say EPO test the williams sisters.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 7:45 pm

Shes on drugs, lmao. Now I remember why people are annoying. I had almost forgot.

And for all of you calling her a crack whore, a Marion Berry reject, saying she is over the top etc, you ar failing to realize that she is a master of self promotion. She gets people to talk about her. She gets and keeps people interested in her. Even if you guys are talking crap, you are still interested enough to talk about her. Joke's on you.

And I like her. She is a solid tennis player (although I would like to see her put more effort into improving her game), hasn't done anything stupid (yet), looks good enough for me, and she is an injection of excitement into an otherwise fairly dull sport. Dog her out, what should she care while she laughs all the way to the bank.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:32 pm

Serena is the best thing thats ever happend in the game of tennis.
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BN747

Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:35 pm

You're right, I didn't mean it that way. Thanks for clearing that up for me.

As for Serena kicking my ass, I'm not going to even try putting up any resistance!

But as for 'crack'.. Jaspel..you need to get out more...If only crack ho's looked that good... the $5000-a-night hookers (ala Charlie Sheen) would result to AK-47 warfare the wipe out the competition.
Now for getting out more....What she's wearing in that photo is what gets girls 'past the velvet rope' lighting quick at any A-List nightclub these days. Granted, she's on the tennis court wearing this...I'm sure it caused a rippling stir in the stands... but this is also the same crowd that a visible G-string would send half of them into full cardiac arrest!
But being A-List wealthy let's you get awat with wild shit.


LOL! Yep, as everywhere, there's a massive double standard in tennis too. I'm not sure if a lesser tennis player could have got away with that outfit. Whatever -chic one decides to call it, it isn't exactly flattering though, is it?
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:35 pm

Usairways757,

Ahh.... Im not to sure about that. John Mcenroe put up a good show to.  Big thumbs up

But for female tennis I agree with you. We never had a character like the
Williams sisters in my life time. But that dress she wears on the picture above is maybe a little bit too much.
 
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QIguy24

Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:37 pm

I didn't feel offended though - no harm done. Thanks anyway. It's all good!  Smile
 
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KROC, Usairwys757

Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:40 pm

Guys, no one questioned her tennis playing abilities, just her outfit. Though I agree with you, KROC, it would be nice if she were a bit more motivated these days!
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:40 pm

Yes, maybe I should have said female tennis. Sampras was pretty damn good.  Big grin
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 8:46 pm

Sampras was really good I agree, And a guy like Agassi has impressed me a lot as well. I remember the US Open final 2 years ago between Sampras and Agassi. That was an awesome game!  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:17 pm

Then why didnt they do EPO testing in womans tennis for years? I am not sure if they even do blanket drug testing in womans tennins today. To be that well built is not in a womans genetic structure.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:27 pm

"To be that well built is not in a womans genetic structure."

Says who? The woman is an athlete who runs, lifts, worksout like a fiend. In addition, race and ethnicity play a big role in muscular phenotypes.
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:50 pm

"Serena is the best thing thats ever happend in the game of tennis."

I prefer Anna Kournikova personally  Big grin Now there is a woman I wouldnt mind going to Deuce with  Laugh out loud
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 01, 2004 11:52 pm

"I prefer Anna Kournikova personally"

And when they make a porn film about tennis players, Anna will get a starring role.
The woman has won nothing. She just capitalizes on her looks and rakes in the dough.
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 12:56 am

She is like the female Dennis Rodman.
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:01 am

"She is a solid tennis player (although I would like to see her put more effort into improving her game)."

Solid tennis-player?
I think she is the BEST tennis player out there, even though the past year has been rough.
Serena has notched up the women's game in the past 5 years to the point where it is FAR more interesting than the boring volleying of the men's game. Watching her play is much more exciting than watching Roddick or Federer.
Now all she has to do is WIN again, and get away from designing idiotic frocks.
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:08 am

What a disgrace!
She will look back and regret this...it's publicity alright...but all of it is negative.

It's from the Janet Jackson school of dressing---all she needs to do now is flash a tit.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:09 am

Personally I was more of a fan of Serena's black lycra catsuit than the jean skirt and boots.
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 1:29 am

My bad Jaysit. I too think she is the best female tennis player in the world. I screwed up hat I was trying to say.

As for her being a disgrace? Being a master of self-promotion as you are Greg, I figure you would be all into it.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:37 am

At least my notoriety extends far beyond a airliner forum, KROC.
But, nice shot, anyway---pardon the pun.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:42 am

Greg,

Well, I think she´ll definitely look better than Janet, if you get what I mean!  Wink/being sarcastic

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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:43 am

Greggy, you don't know shit about me, so its all good.

Besides, that was an over hand smash, not just a "shot".
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 2:54 am

I think the fact you need to call yourself an A.net 'superpower' likely speaks volumes...
 Smile
But your right..it's all good.

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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:08 am

Obviously you have no idea about sarcasm, humor, and parody Big G. No chance in hell I take the forums that seriously. Sorry to threw a wrench into your thoughts.

Have a marvelous day.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:25 am

Oh..come on...that's exactly what I was doing (see the little smiley face??).
And your always telling me to lighten up? I sense you need a severe happy hour.

I'd actually buy you a beer if you were in Houston...(Shiner Bock cures everything...)

Have an exponentially happy day.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 3:54 am

My bad Greg. I should have picked up on that. Sometimes people use smilies to mask things, lol. If you make that Shiner Bock a Miller Lite I'm good. When I was living in Dallas I wasn't a fan of SB. Houston might be a stretch for me though. Thats where the ex-wife resides. Although for a free beer almost anything is worth the risk.  Big grin
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:15 am

I don't know about Serena being the nest tennis player. Sure the girl can whack the crap out of the ball... That makes her an extraordinary athlete and not necessarity the best tennis player. I'd say Martina Hingis was closer to being the best tennis player in her time.

And of course Serena's made an enormous contribution towards making women's tennis way more exciting than the men's game. With the exception of Roger Federer - that man is sheer poetry in motion. I could watch him play all day.

Personally I was more of a fan of Serena's black lycra catsuit than the jean skirt and boots.

Agree... the black catsuit was much better... The pink one, on the other hand was scary. And this most recent one is just plain ghastly.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 4:23 am

I think Serena is by far the best. She has a sweet combination of power, agility, speed, intelligence. Her only drawback might be her determination which might be lacking at times. Hingis was good, but I don;t think she would best Serena.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:17 am

I think Serena is by far the best. She has a sweet combination of power, agility, speed, intelligence. Her only drawback might be her determination which might be lacking at times. Hingis was good, but I don;t think she would best Serena.

I dunno... Serena's game is surely a combination of the 4 attributes you mentioned, but it relies more on sheer power than anything else. "Big Babe tennis", as Mary Carillo used to say. I've always favoured tennis as a mental as well as a physical game, and that's where Martina, albeit lacking in power, was in a class of her own.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:46 am

Did anyone catch today's outfit... It was more of the same, only with matching spandex shorts this time instead of the denim!

Apparently she's got another "surprise" for the next round.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:58 am

what a crack ho.
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Thu Sep 02, 2004 5:58 pm

Here's an extract from an AP article about the second-round match which Serena won easily:

Williams had a harder time getting her attire exactly right. Before the match, she approached the chair umpire and wondered whether someone could retrieve her purse from the locker room. Seems she had left her earrings behind.

"I consider myself an entertainer," she said. "I remember always thinking of myself as a broader picture as opposed to just your normal athlete. I don't think I've ever been your normal athlete. I've always had something different going on in my life."

Williams made her Open debut Monday night in a short, pleated denim skirt. On Wednesday, she wore black hot pants and a navel-ring revealing, studded tight tank top. While the stadium loudspeakers blared the 1970s song "You Sexy Thing," she warmed up in black, knee-high faux boots along with a black zip-up jacket with "SERENA" in sequins on the back - even though the temperature topped 75 degrees.


And here's her 'winning' take on it: "If I'm slightly uncomfortable, that's OK... I just want to look good. I don't care if it's comfortable." She then added "I represent all females out there who believe in themselves. It doesn't matter what you look like; it's all about having confidence."

Talk about winning strategies...

[Edited 2004-09-02 11:04:12]
 
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RE: Serena's US Open Outfit: Crack Ho Chic?

Wed Sep 08, 2004 11:07 pm

Oh well, Serena's gone. Not the nicest of circumstances to exit the tournament, but at least I won't have to endure looking at her in full sexposure for the next few days.

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