WellHung
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Synchronized Diving - Bush/Cheney V. Kerry/Edwards

Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:55 am

In honor of the Olympics... who do you thing would win? I'd have to go with Bush/Cheney. Although Bush is an idiot, he has somehow learned to follow directions and will do whatever Cheney tells him to do. Kerry and Edwards, on the other hand, will most likely be too turned on by the sight of the other in a speedo to perform.

How do you feel and why?
 
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RE: Synchronized Diving - Bush/Cheney V. Kerry/Edwards

Sat Sep 04, 2004 5:58 am

WellHung, again I think you are wrong. As a distinguished naval officer who served 4 months in 'nam, JFK is obviously much more comfortable in the water than GWB.

I do believe Dick Cheney's age an experience help him but the beer belly would just not allow for as good an entry into the water as John Edwards could generate. In synchronized diving I think the Kerry / Edwards team is far superior to the Bush / Cheney team. In fact, the only better team would be Kerry / Kennedy (Ted). We all know how much experience Teddy has dunking it into the water.

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RE: Synchronized Diving - Bush/Cheney V. Kerry/Edwards

Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:04 am

But Teddy would have his dive stricken from the records and attempt to have anything related to it supressed. Of course, a judge would never rule on his dive. Not very conducive to a high score.
 
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RE: Synchronized Diving - Bush/Cheney V. Kerry/Edwards

Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:05 am

Ah, I see, you're saying that Teddy would adopt the Korean Gymnastics rule.
 
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RE: Synchronized Diving - Bush/Cheney V. Kerry/Edwards

Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:15 am

I believe in order to stave off accusations about the credibility of his dive and to stop an investigation about whether he really deserved the score although he did complete the dive, it is a necessity.
 
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RE: Synchronized Diving - Bush/Cheney V. Kerry/Edwards

Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:26 am

You raise an interesting issue - would any dispute go to the Florida Supreme Court or to the Court of International Sports Arbitriation?
 
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RE: Synchronized Diving - Bush/Cheney V. Kerry/Edwards

Sat Sep 04, 2004 6:29 am

I suppose it would depend on who has more friends on the committee running the event and which group would give would give a more favorable ruling.
 
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RE: Synchronized Diving - Bush/Cheney V. Kerry/Edwards

Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:22 am

Just seeing all those guys in speedo's gives me the chills...  Smile
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RE: Synchronized Diving - Bush/Cheney V. Kerry/Edwards

Sat Sep 04, 2004 10:28 am

Kerry can't synchronize his stand on the issues, let alone a dive.

The only dive Kerry can execute is in the polls. I give him a "10" for his dive in today's TIME poll.
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