cancidas
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What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:56 am

i admit it, i got really bored today and started looking through my gf's purse when she left the room. no idea why. here is what was inside:

checkbook
wallet
lipstick
mirror
cellphone
address book
pen
small spoon
3 AA batteries
mp3 player and headphones
keys


what's in gf's/ wife's purse?
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KROC
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:04 am

Funny, I found the same thing in my womans purse that I found in his thread.



Well Done.
 
OV735
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:11 am

Strange. Same here. It must be an international standard.

EDIT: Don't tell her I looked in her purse.

[Edited 2004-09-14 02:12:04]
 
cancidas
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:11 am

wow, my first shaft. i feel honored!
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airplay
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:45 am

I don't own a woman or a woman's purse. Sorry.
 
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:04 am

What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Everything that isn't nailed down.
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JAXpax
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:05 am

My little sister's Barbie doesn't have a purse that can open.


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dan2002
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 10:34 am



Signed,
Christa
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ScarletHarlot
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 11:46 am

Well, Dan2002, your woman just might need one of those to keep her satisfied. Maybe if you spent less time illegally downloading software and more time...never mind.

But as for my purse. I currently am carrying a large one, so it's got a lot of stuff in it.

Wallet
Glasses
Sunglasses
Albuterol puffer
Dental floss
Scrunchie
Business card case
Pen
Coin purse with Canadian change (probably like $30 in loonies 'n' twonies)

That's it.
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DeskPilot
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:29 pm

My car keys !  Smile

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Big777jet
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:39 pm

Most women have in the purse:

A 12-pack of condoms box

Tampons

Pair of panty hose in case emergency

Bra in case emergency

 Laugh out loud


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DeltaGuy
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 2:44 pm

Big777Jet,

Whynot just throw the kitchen sink in there too? Since you don't touch too many women nowadays, Ill letcha know. Women usually don't have the room for an EXTRA bra- if there was an "emergency", most would gladly do without. Most girls I know have their purses overloaded with change and makeup...and 1-2 condoms, max.

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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 5:42 pm

My woman hates to walk around with a purse. I usually have to put her lipstick in my pocket, and that´s it!  Wink/being sarcastic
 
KROC
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:34 pm

Wow - DeskPilot - a dude carries his car keys in his purse.

Levent has to carry this chicks lipstick in his pocket (whipped)

And Big777Jet is just about as funny as chipped paint.

Good show guys!  Big grin
 
AvianceGirlUK
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:42 pm

A purse??? Do you mean handbag?? over here in the UK a purse is a wallet where only money and cards are stored!
In my HANDBAG you will find a half eaten bag of crisps, some starburst fruit sweets, a diary, lots of pens and a book. That is my work handbag by the way. Outside of work i dont bother with bags.. wast of arm space if you ask me.
 
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 7:48 pm

My balls and dignity.

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KROC
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 8:49 pm

HA. Shows you what you know PJ. I don't have a girl ERRRRRRRRRRRRRRR never mind.  Nuts
 
pacificjourney
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:00 pm

... just your dignity then ?
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DeskPilot
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Tue Sep 14, 2004 9:14 pm

Hey Kroc, my wife carries my car keys in her handbag when we're out.

I don't have a handbag, or a manbag.
By the way, is there anyone on board who knows how to fly a plane?
 
worldoftui
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Wed Sep 15, 2004 2:11 am

Hmm. My dad always told me you should never askwhat a woman has in her handbag because it's unfair to expect her to remember that much.  Big grin

Mark

[Edited 2004-09-14 19:12:26]
 
aa61hvy
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:25 am

Weird ass subject but alright...

Cell phone, wallet (license credit card etc) mints, and a hair clip.
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:28 am

A large black pencil like the airlines use
A ticket folder (after she obtains one from the ticket counter),
A man's wallet, and knitting supplies.
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PPGMD
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:31 am

AvianceGirlUK,

What no fags?  Smile I always chuckle at that when I am over there.

Anyways I have always adopted a don't ask policy. As long as you can lift it when she asks you to grab it for it, it really doesn't matter.

At worst, you screw up and die.
 
aa61hvy
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Wed Sep 15, 2004 4:42 am

Question is, how many of us had to be on purse duty? (When you have to hold your girls bag while they shop or do whatever)
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RE: What's In Your Woman's Purse?

Wed Sep 15, 2004 5:09 am

wallet, sunglasses, checkbook... 30lbs of lead ballast

and KROC, PJ just handed you your ass on a silver platter with that one.. that was KO worthy.
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