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Olympic Quotes

Fri Sep 17, 2004 1:11 pm

Actual Quotes at 2004 Olympics

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during
the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weightlifting commentator: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her
snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing."

2. Dressage commentator: "This is really a lovely horse and I speak from
personal experience since I once mounted her mother."

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and

4. Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in
boxing, but none of them really that serious."

5. Softball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can
expect the same thing again."

6. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like
it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC
president is hugging the cox of the British crew."

8. Soccer commentator: "Julian Dicks is everywhere.
It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

9. Tennis commentator: "One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that,
before the final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them... Oh
my God, what have I just said?"

Well. What can I say. Some sports commentators can really make a person laugh Big grin
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RE: Olympic Quotes

Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:10 pm

ROFL!! Big grin

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RE: Olympic Quotes

Fri Sep 17, 2004 2:26 pm

A friend was so kind and sent them to me. Big grin
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RE: Olympic Quotes

Fri Sep 17, 2004 5:30 pm

Nice quotes, but I can guarantee that most of them were not uttered at the 2004 Olympics.

Comment heard during 400m race (a while ago now) "Juantarina opens his legs and shows his class!"
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