-Those damn rolling backpacks, especially when the turd burglar pulling the thing around only has one damn book in it. I carry every bit of 40lbs on my back every single day, why can't they?
-Cell phones, why can't you turn the damn thing off when you are in a class or a meeting? Are you so fucking important you just CAN
'T be out of contact wit da homies?
-Cell phones while driving, you can talk, or you can drive.. Not both
-Assholes that think the computer lab is NOT a quiet work area and proceed to sit at the computer, talk on their phone, blast music through headphones so they can be heard 3 rows away, or just sit there and yak away with their friends while playing games. Are they the only people on earth?
-Soccer moms in SUVs. I am sorry, but if you can't drive it (that includes backing and parking) don't buy it. I know Dakota and Tyler require more logistical support than just me and my girlfriend do but why do you need 8 seats and 4 wheel drive to move you and 2 kids to and from soccer practice?
-Little kids in movie theaters. By the time you have brought your 2-3 little bastards to the theater, bought them tickets, bought them snacks, you could have almost paid a babysitter and NOT had the entire theater wish you and your little bastards would spontaneously combust in the middle of the movie.
-Unwashed students. Not to be racist but this seems to be a problem with the students from India and the middle east. You are in America now, water is free flowing and soap is cheap, use them or just don't sit by me.
-People that show up for class when they don't want to. I understand trying to self motivate but don't let your self motivation hinder the learning of others. If you can't sit still for an hour without telling your friends how drunk you were last night or how easy you or your sister is, don't come to class. Attendance is optional so do us all a favor and leave.
-When the TV
news "meteorologists" interrupt the last 10 minutes of a show to inform us all that it is raining outside. First off, taking a weekend class and passing a test does not make you a meteorologist, you were doing the traffic report last week. Secondly, why are you interrupting the last 10 minutes of a show? Especially when there are no watches or warnings to report. If someone is watching your network for a particular show, they sure don't care that you were first to tell us all that it was raining.
-People who shit themselves when they hear "Severe thunderstorm warning" Or "Tornado warning" I live in the top floor of an apartment in an area of the country where nobody has a basement. If the tornado is going to get me, it will get me, going into a third floor bathroom is not going to save my life.
-The sudden influx of Boston Red Socks and New York Yankees fans. Pick a team, stick with it. This is Texas, you can't honestly tell me that each and every one of these clowns is a lifelong, die hard fan of these teams. I guess maybe this should just say I am sick of bandwagoners.
-Bush vs Kerry threads. Honestly people, nobody cares.
-People who stand in the middle of a crowded hallway talking like they are the only people on earth, I usually hit their backpack or something knocking them off balance, I am really turning into a grumpy old man.
-Girls that wear super low jeans with about 3 inches of thong hanging out the top who are more than happy to put their ass and underwear on display but look all shocked and offended if they catch someone looking.. Wasn't that the idea?
-School overcrowding, a third of these assholes are supposed to have stopped coming by now, why are the labs still at capacity and the cafeteria full beyond belief?
-People who park their ugly-ass car across 2 parking spaces in a full parking lot, I park as close as I possibly can to these people whenever possible.
I have more but this is what is eating at me right now.
*shaking fist* Damn kids.. Get off my Lawn
Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.