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solnabo
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Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:26 am

As you read the topic its also Switzerland, Austria he wants to live in!!! He´s got cancer, according to Aftonbladet!

WhoTH care if he dies in cancer? I´m for one dont belive for a second that he got cancer, and I wouldnt be surprised if the swedish govt. allowed him to live here........

May he burn in hell  Pissed

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david b.
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:31 am

He can move to India. Him and Roy will make great roomates.
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:46 am

Has cancer or is a cancer?

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:49 am

Ain't nobody gonna blame the US in this thread?

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:51 am

Perhaps Sweden could trade him for Mihajlo Miahjlovic (or how the heck you spell that guys name). IIRC, he's just given up his Swedish citizenship.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 4:57 am

He can move to India. Him and Roy will make great roomates

Hear hear! I'm sure Roy would love to help make Saddam's last months "more comfortable" if you catch my drift.
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:03 am

The US would then declare a war on Sweden for developing WMDs and to free the people of Sweden from the terrible dictatorship of His Highness King Carl XVI.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:05 am

Sweden? Very funny.

An iraqi jail cell should be good enough for the next several decades. Unless cancer gets him first.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:06 am

CPH-R:

He´ll be back on Bosnian streets in a couple of years, that yugo-trash *he murdered Anna Lindh, minister of defence, one year ago*.....

They can comfort each other one way or another......Saddam & Miljian

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:06 am

I really hope that bitch doesn't end up here, as most of the criminals sentenced in the Hague tribunal does. They do not deserve treatment like this, move them to Albania.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:08 am

You mean he doesn't want to move to South Park to be with his boyfriend, Satan?

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:16 am

Roy and Saddam roomates good call. OBL I bet is hiding in Roy's closet also..
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:17 am

Well, he does. But Sads used his one phone call to make a booty call to Satan, who told him to get stuffed. If Sweden, Switzerland etc don't work out, we might see him in Poona.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:26 am

"OBL I bet is hiding in Roy's closet also."

You mean Roy is Karl Rove?
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:27 am

Exiling Saddam to the Arctic Circle naked with rancid meat and a barbwire tent would be too good for him.

Unless you send Roy with him. Big grin
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 5:35 am

Roy and Saddam roomates good call. OBL I bet is hiding in Roy's closet also..

I can see it now....coming soon to video "Saddamdas" - a modern retelling of "Devdas." Starring Saddam as Saddamdas, Roy (in drag) as Paro, and Osama bin-Laden as Chandramukhi. I think Bollywood will snap this one up in a heartbeat!
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:16 am

Cancer?? F off Saddam, that's way to easy to die for you!. I suggest that some people from the military cut al your fingers off, than shoot you a couple of times in the legs and arms. Cut your d*ck of and put it in your mouth a let you bleed to dead. This should be recorded BTW and brought out on DVD!Anyone else got ideas?

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:36 am

"Anyone else got ideas?"

Yup. Let his (formerly) own torturers take "care" of him, and pay each of them a hundred dollars for every minute he lives from the beginning of the "treatment" till the end.
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 6:41 am

I think cancer should be the least of his worries... I assume some jail authorities in Iraq have already purchased some 20 ft of boiled 5/8" hemp rope and enough lumber to build a gallows.

I think he´ll be facing the 8 o´clock walk within the next few months.

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:36 am

I say flip a coin...

Heads- he gets dropped off in Tel Aviv
Tails- he gets dropped off in Kuwait City
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:39 am

And if you do not have a coin near by, just send him to Birmingham, Alabama.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:41 am

How about Texas?
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 8:46 am

"How about Texas?"

Why not... he could kick some major Tex-Ass down there!  Nuts
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:03 am

It's not that funny, don't kid yourself.

I was thinking about moving to Switzerland if Kerry becomes president. I don't think terrorists go after the Swiss. However, if Saddam goes there (which I seriously doubt the US will let him) then I'll go somewhere else for my 4 year vacation. However, things are looking up, and I might not have to move to Switzerland after all. I'm confident that the majority of the US knows that Kerry won't make a good president.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:29 pm

I was thinking about moving to Switzerland if Kerry becomes president. I don't think terrorists go after the Swiss. However, if Saddam goes there (which I seriously doubt the US will let him) then I'll go somewhere else for my 4 year vacation. However, things are looking up, and I might not have to move to Switzerland after all. I'm confident that the majority of the US knows that Kerry won't make a good president.

excuse me for saying so, but you are just plain pathetic. Why the F*** hypothetically, why should terrorists go for the states just because Kerry sits in the white house?! I don't know if you remember but 9/11 happened under Bush's administration, not Clintons. If a ridiculous arguments like that should be credible, you would have to move to Europe if Kerry doesn't win the election. I can't believe that anyone are stupid enough to believe Cheney's primitive propaganda.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 10:58 pm

Hehe.....

I'm glad to hear that he want's to move to Sweden. There are so many skinheads up there who will take care of him Big grin
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Wed Sep 22, 2004 11:42 pm

"I was thinking about moving to Switzerland if Kerry becomes president."

This is right up there with Alec Baldwin wanting to move to Paris if Bush became prez. The last time I checked Baldwin was still in H'wood blowing hot air.
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:41 am

Hey QIguy24

Tell you friends that I even want to pay them if necessary to kick Saddam's ass  Big grin

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:56 am

FJWH,

Will do that Big grin
Oh and by the way they told me to say hi. They missed you at the last dance class  Big grin
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 12:57 am

Qlgay24:

IMO the whole Danish Govt. are skinheads, they surely hates immigrants  Big grin

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:09 am

Qlgay24:

WTF?????  Laugh out loud

IMO the whole Danish Govt. are skinheads, they surely hates immigrants

It's called protectionism  Big grin

But that would never be possible in Sweden. If it were to happen AIK wouldn't have a team anymore  Big grin

[Edited 2004-09-22 18:29:43]
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:39 am

Protectionism my behind!!

Pia Kirkegaard (?) and Le Pen are white trash.....period!

And wth has a football team gotto do with this topic? Duuuh  Insane

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:41 am

So, let me get this straight: Saddam runs Iraq with an iron hand for 35 years as far away from Western principles of democracy and scientific advancement as possible.........and THEN he wants the benefits of Western technology to cure him?

This is the height of hypocracy.

Let him rot in the hell of the most underfunded hospital in an Iraqi Kurdish territory.
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:52 am

QIguy24

"Oh and by the way they told me to say hi. They missed you at the last dance class"

Haha!! LOL. You met those buddy's of yours at the gayparade.
BTW: QIguy24, that's nothing to be ashamed of  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:53 am

Protectionism my behind!!

Pia Kirkegaard (?) and Le Pen are white trash.....period!


I agree on Le Pen. But you can't compare Pia Kjærsgaard with Le Pen. Le Pen is extreme!!
Pia Kjærsgaard only wan't to get rid of them who just comes up to suck money out of the state. There are so many "refugees" here who really don't need help. And you know why? Because they keep traveling back to their homecountry on vacation! Why just not stay there then?
But I guess you holy swedes only hear what your news say about her. The swedish news hates her. That is why you guys think she is a racist.


And wth has a football team gotto do with this topic? Duuuh

What does Pia has to do with this? You brought it up.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 1:57 am

Haha!! LOL. You met those buddy's of yours at the gayparade.
BTW: QIguy24, that's nothing to be ashamed of


Oh! So it was a gay parade?? That explains why they all were running around with nude pictures of you on big banners. Big grin

Greetings from Switzerland/Denmark  Big grin
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:06 am

Jan,

afaik, the hemp rope is boiled just a few days before the event, otherwise it may suffer structural damage you really don't need during a hanging. To be on the safe side, the rope is attached to the gallow and a bag of sand about the weight of the condemned is dropped through the trapdoor and left there hanging for a few hours to take out rebound.

As for the length: That depends on whether you use a knot or a brass ring, in the former case it may be a bit longer  Big grin
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:06 am

OMG QIguy24!

I still don't know why I let you enter my RR list  Big grin.
But I'm now going to tell you something you didn't knew: I'm coming to Denmark (Aalborg)! No, not to kick your ass  Big grin. I'm going to visit some friends in October (no not the skinheads) but I like to call them LADIES  Smile/happy/getting dizzy. Hot ladies! Big grin

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Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:16 am

You made a big mistake. It's just as simple as that. Big grin

Hey that sounds cool man! When in October is that?
Aalborg is a great city. You really have to visit Jomfru Ane Gade. It's awesome! You can get a pint of carlsberg for about 2€ in every pub/bar/disco on that street  Big thumbs up

 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:23 am

Probably 21 - 25 October! BUT I heard great story's about Jomfru Ane Gade, that's why I'm coming, to get really drunk  Smile/happy/getting dizzy

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 2:26 am

I think its the same weekend I'm going home to Denmark as well. But I'm not sure yet though. I have many friends in Aalborg as well. It could be cool to meet up for a beer or 2.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:26 am

Haha, almost impossible but you never know: do you know, Sine, Asta and Dida Schau Bertelsen???

But QLguy24, I just read something that was really wrong.....
""a beer or 2"

Dude... 3 weeks ago I won the "drink-as-much-beer-as-you-can" contest here in Amsterdam  Big grin. 2?? At least 30  Big grin

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 4:47 am

Has any country even suggested that they would take him, let alone that they want him.

I think that Iraq is stuck with him.

Why hang him, assuming that he is convicted, (which seems pretty likely) just give him Life without parole and move on.

By the time that he does die, no one will even remember who he was.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:10 am

Maybe Sadamm wants to move in with Johan...They both are dictators.
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 5:19 am

I'm sorry, Sweden's all booked. How about we give you a nice trip to the Hague.
 
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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 6:15 am

NO, NOT Holland! Then he will be back on the streets in a couple of year! We don't punish enough. Example: if you kill someone here, the biggest punishment you can get here is (only) 12 years! Really, not more!!

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 7:46 am

Cancer? That sounds like a good opportunity to abolish the death sentence in Iraq... Don't treat him with any medication especially not with pain killers. Only some chemo therapy to be sure that he have to suffer long enough until he dies.

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RE: Saddam Wanna Move To Sweden!

Thu Sep 23, 2004 11:43 am

Cancer, now he can't get treatment here(mabye he can get someone to do it Nuts ), but mabye we can use him to pick up garbage and have him work at a kennel with dogs(since he called the treatment of kuwaiti women dogs). I would like for him to do that here and Kuwait. And have people throw garbage for him to pick. Do him like the movies, TV shows, and music videos portray the prisoners doing manual labor.
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Scratch the butt Saddam. Smokin cool

How about moving him to Dimmsdale-the town from the Fairly Oddparents. He can live next to Vicky and babysit Timmy.


This is making me think about that song from Bubba Sparkxxx called Deliverance and that trial they had on TV with him.
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