(1) Which A.net forum regular will have the biggest meltdown?
A shorter and easier to compile list would be of the members who
don't have a meltdown.
2- Hopefully not Florida II
....maybe West Virginia or another battleground?
definitely a strong possibility unfortunately. I think that PA will be the one to watch, especially if USAir bites the dust before the election. Look to see a surprise that no one saw coming, such as CA
going for Bush, or Texas going for Kerry.
3- That, or he may choke on a bottle top from his stupid Heinz Ketchup (which I've stopped buying, btw)
Not a chance. He'll use the tried and true Democrat method: stonewall and cast as many stones as you can to divert attention away from your own shortcomings. If he [Kerry] wins, the people have spoken. If Bush wins, the election was clearly rigged and therefore stolen.
4- Magenta actually...and he may need to see a chiropracter to fix the broken vertebrae he'll get from rapid "head banging"
More likely the bone surgeon, as a result of every single bone in his hands and fingers being broken as a result of punching about 50 walls.