Well, look there, it's a hurricane headed for Florida.
Oh wait, that's not news anymore.
But seriously, what have they done to deserve this??
- the 2000 election
- getting Shaq
- trying to finish off US's plans for FLL
focus city and make the death nice and quick
- the idea to have an Inverness Cooter Festival
- the Marlins winning the World Series last year
There could be any number of reasons, but clearly God/Allah/whatever-his/her/its-name-is is not happy. What are your explanations?