TheGov
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It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:43 am

.........you sign up with an on-line matchmaking service and the reply you get from them: Sorry, we have no match for you.



next........
Always a pallbearer, never a corpse.
 
DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 10:54 am

...YOu go in for a colonoscopy and find the pictures on gayliners a week later...
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
martinairyyz
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:04 am

............ You go to work in McDonalds and you become a McEmployee, then have to wear a McUniform while searving McFood to McCustomers

(I'm awful at this  Sad )

Nice one DLKAPA Big grin
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DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:34 am

...You open the door to your bedroom after a long days work to find your wife going down on KROC...
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
Matt D
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:36 am

...It sucks to be KROC when you wish you were going down on him.
 
DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:43 am

...When the person you are having wild sex with turns out not to be KROC...

Signed,
Matt D
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
KiwiNanday
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:57 am

...When the person you are having wild sex with turns out not to be KROC...

Signed,
Matt D


Where's that knockout photo when you need it?
Silly Islamic extremists, it's just a cartoon!
 
KiwiNanday
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 11:59 am

...someone else gets a screenshot of you saying something embarrassing in a private chat.
Silly Islamic extremists, it's just a cartoon!
 
DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:04 pm

...When you wake up to find ScottysAir sleeping next to you...
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
CanadianNorth
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:05 pm

...When you do something I would do and everything that can go wrong does (which is what ussually happens)...



CanadianNorth
What could possibly go wrong?
 
prosa
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:06 pm

.... you're playfully sliding down a staircase banister and it suddenly turns into a giant razor blade.
"Let me think about it" = the coward's way of saying "no"
 
KiwiNanday
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:06 pm

...When you wake up to find ScottysAir sleeping next to you...
ROFLMFAO
How do you come up with these!?
Silly Islamic extremists, it's just a cartoon!
 
DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:10 pm

I'm good. That's just all there is to it

...You are bored enough to get off to internet sex, only to find out that the person you are with is Jcs17...
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
Falcon84
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:10 pm

When all you can think of is what news things you can post about ScottysAir.
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MD11LuxuryLinr
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:15 pm

..When you find yourself signing up for an online matching service..
Caution wake turbulence, you are following a heavy jet.
 
DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:15 pm

...You are bored enough to get off to internet sex, only to find out that the person you are with is Jcs17...

Signed,
Alpha er... Falcon 84
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
Falcon84
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:20 pm

Sorry, DLKAPA, I don't fantasize about Jcs17. I leave that to KROC.  Big grin
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DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:23 pm

...You are bored enough to get off to internet sex, only to find out that the person you are with is Jcs17...

Signed,
KROC
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
Falcon84
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:25 pm

That's better.  Laugh out loud
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DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:30 pm

...When you realize it is 9:30 pm on a friday night and you are alone in your dorm...

Signed,
Me

I'm out!
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
Falcon84
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:32 pm

When it's Friday night, the work week is over, but you still have tobe up at 730am the following morning.

I'm out, too!!  Big grin
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ArmitageShanks
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 12:33 pm

DLKAPA Wins. You are freakishly good at this... Practice maybe?
 
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 1:08 pm

You are bored enough to get off to internet sex, only to find out that the person you are with is Jcs17...

Signed,
KROC

And a solid miss for DLKAPA, try again in 4 years

Things were better when it was two guys in a dorm room.
 
FJWH
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 1:37 pm

...when you're going to fly to LTN and back today ....

Tjap  Smile (departure at 12.10, can't wait Big grin)
FlightS in the next 3 months: MSP, PHX, MEM, NCE, TFS, BCN. All round trips from AMS
 
WellHung
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 2:03 pm

... the buffet is still open but you can't fit another bean burrito down your filthy sewer.

Signed,
Jcs17
 
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 2:08 pm





When a normal person tries to import a Remington 11-87 Autoloading shotgun into Massachusetts without obtaining the proper permits....


BTW:There still is no record of Kerry registering that particular firearm with the authorities in Massachusetts as required by law or filing for the permits.

His spokespeople claim it is "Pending"

OBAMA-WORST PRESIDENT EVER....Even SKOORB would be better.
 
DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:09 pm

...You purchase what you believe is some of the highest quality columbian cocaine, only to find out upon snorting it that you just spent 100 dollars on a line of sugar...
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:49 pm

The gal you've wished to lay says, even if trapped on deserted island with only you, "No way"!
COBOL - Not a dead language yet!
 
greatansett
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 3:56 pm

.....You make out with a beautiful hot young blond women only to feel that she is a he....
Ron Paul 2012
 
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:37 pm

When the football team you been supporting all year loses in the grand final.

Port Adelaide defeated the Brisbane Lions 113-73, in the grand final of the Australian Football League.

Why fly non stop when you can connect
 
levent
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sat Sep 25, 2004 6:48 pm

... you are about to sell a house to a client only to find out that another agent got to it just before...
 
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 1:01 am

...your teenage daughter comes home at 2AM with a Gideon Bible under her arm.

Charles, SJ
The customer isn't a moron, she is your wife -David Ogilvy
 
ybacpa
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:37 am

.....You make out with a beautiful hot young blond women only to feel that she is a he....

.....You make out with a beautiful hot young blond man only to feel that he is a she....


Signed,
KROC, MattD, JCS... the list could continue forever
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DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:31 am

...You get loaded and go on one of the best nights you've ever had, only to completely forget it all the next morning...
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
JAGflyer
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:35 am

....Your driving to the airport for the 2pm arrival of a rare aircraft and airline. The flight is delayed till 7pm you run eat, spot, spot, eat and then the time rolls around and you hear nothing. You say, forget it, must be really delayed. AND THEN THE DAMN THING FLYS OVER YOUR HEAD AS YOU DRIVE AWAY!!!!!!! GRR
Support the beer and soda can industry, your recycle old airplanes!
 
ArmitageShanks
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 3:41 am

....You survive a terrible accident only to be killed on the way to the hospital when your ambulance crashes.
 
DLKAPA
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 4:35 am

...your RA discovers the vodka in your room before you have a chance to hide it...
And all at once the crowd begins to sing: Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same
 
ArmitageShanks
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:22 am

...You forget your goddamn bike lock combination and have to walk home, get the code, and walk all the way back. Damnit to hell.
 
dtwclipper
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 5:47 am

You pay full fare to fly DL BIZ class ATL NRT only to find out that there is a "catering disruption".

Compare New York Air, the Airline that works for your Business
 
srbmod
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:12 am

You download the Paris Hilton movie and it's a movie about the Hilton in Paris.

A few gambling ones that happened to me:

You double down on 11 and get an ace.

You have a choice of two slot machines and the one you didn't choose hits a $2500 payout 10 minutes after you choose the other machine and two minutes after the guy to won sat down.
 
Falcon84
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 6:55 am

...You forget your goddamn bike lock combination and have to walk home, get the code, and walk all the way back. Damnit to hell.

Sounds worse than being killed in the ambulance, ArmitageShanks!  Laugh out loud
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ArmitageShanks
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 7:24 am

Hey, it was hot. And a long walk.
 
DeltaGuy
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 7:46 am

...when you waste your perfectly good vote on the Democratic party, and they end up losing Big grin
"The cockpit, what is it?" "It's the little room in the front of the plane where the pilot sits, but that's not importan
 
MD11LuxuryLinr
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 8:25 am

..you survive cancer twice, only to be killed by a drunk driver..  Pissed
Caution wake turbulence, you are following a heavy jet.
 
fritzi
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:16 am

When you pass out drunk and wake up the next day with a condom stuck up your a$$.

Signed,
QIguy24
 
Convair990
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 10:19 am

you like a girl you met so much that you wind up being all nervous on the first date! (just happened to me tonight) =(
The University of Georgia Bulldogs are girlie men!!
 
CanadianNorth
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:03 pm

...When you are "person A" in this situation http://www.airliners.net/discussions/non_aviation/read.main/639518/....




CanadianNorth
What could possibly go wrong?
 
Falcon84
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:05 pm

When you realize no one else in the world has the handle JeffM on Anet.
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:12 pm

"It Sucks To Be You When..........."

The teacher asks what your dad does and you have to say..."He's the guy you hand your ticket to when you get on a plane.."
 
malb777
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RE: It Sucks To Be You When...........

Sun Sep 26, 2004 2:15 pm

you see a guy you have been chatting up all night walk off with his fat bastard boyfriend Sad

thank god i was not born a bird. this type of flying is much better

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