Imonti
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Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:16 am

There is a common "belief" that you take your first pets name and your mothers maiden name and that is your porn star name.

Im sure on here there must be some guys with some really funny names.

Im

Paddy Buccholtz, terrible.

Although off the subject I once did know a girl called

Kirby Purchase.
 
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:17 am

I didn't have any pets whe I was younger, so I can't partake in my porn name  Sad
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:19 am

wth... Kiwi Ahearn

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:21 am

We had two pets when I was a kid, but I think both would be approbiate for a guy:

A cat called Tina

and a Brazilian forest tortoise of unknown gender just called "die Dicke" (the fat one) or "die Kröte" (the toad)

Jan

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:44 am

Samson Gaylord

Hmmmm.....


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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:47 am

So my pornstar name would be Smokey Exley

Sounds ligit to me.
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Sun Oct 03, 2004 7:54 am

Ual747...


Hahah I'm still laughing, thanks!.  Big thumbs up

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:00 am

I have also heard that you can do it by taking your middle name and the street you live on (or grew up on.)

So for instance mine would be Michael WestCreek.

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:00 am

Kaakajian Snoopy?

I dunno about that...

Snoopy is my beagle.
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Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:03 am

Zoe Dammiaans

lol, sounds gothic
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:25 am

....Poochy Brown  Yeah sure
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Sun Oct 03, 2004 8:59 am

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 9:24 am

I always heard it was your pets name and the street you grew up on.

Hence: Clipper Rennselear
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:16 am

Jeanna Jameson  Smile


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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:21 am

'Rocky Flynn..'

Eh..  Big grin
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:22 am

Hell.........I guess mine would be Bunny English! LOL

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:34 am

I just noticed: I forgot a NOT in my comment further up, completely reversing my statement´s meaning....  Nuts

Jan
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Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:52 am

MD11Engineer....your funny!!! I guess you got so excited about your porn name....you couldn't think!!!  Big thumbs up Just kidding!!

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:59 am

Phyllis,

Being exited about being called "Tina Fritz-Erler-Allee" or "The Toad Kadettenweg" or "The Fat one Altenbraker Strasse"? Especially as a guy?  Nuts

Jan
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:05 am

Heck..............yours are the best so far!!! LOL We just have to use our imagination! LOL

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:17 am

Phyllis,
What about the Stud Tortoise, he comes slow, but mightily....
Actually during the cold period this tortoise (about a foot long and about 20 pounds heavy) was living in our sitting room and sharing the cat food with the cat (when it smelled the food, it would walk all the way from the sitting room into the kitchen, where the cat bowls were sited, and if the cat wasn´t fast enough to eat, it would just push it away, I think the cat was slightly scared of this living battle tank, and climb into the bowl with both front feet). During summer, the tortoise lived in the garden.
We had both animals for about 17 years, the tortoise died shortly after the cat.

Jan
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:23 am

Slow and mighty....gee I wonder where I've heard that one before!!! LOL

I've heard that a tortoise makes a great pet.....this summer when I was up North fishing a small tortoise crawled up on shore and my dog was scared of it...she kept going over to it and when it poked its' head out...she'd jump away...it was really funny...

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Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:28 am

Phyllis,

We raised this tortoise from about palm size to the size I mentioned above, and they are definitely not stupid. THe big one was too big for a terrarium (at least after a few years), so it was sharing the house with us. It liked to be scratched under it´s chin and would come if my mom whistled softly. We had some other tortoises as well (a Thai Yellowhead, a North American swamp tortoise, a Greek tortoise and a few others I don´t remember anymore), but my parents gave them away to a guy who built a real greenhouse for his tortoises, like a huge terrarium.

Jan
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:30 am

Wow...thats so cool! I love all animals.....and if I had a house rather than an apartment.....I'd have lots of pets!!! Right now I have 3 cats & 1 dog....can't have any more until I move out of the city..... Big grin

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:40 am

Phyllis,

I haven´t got any pets at all. The reason is that I often have to travel on short notice and since I´m living alone, the animal would be left alone for long hours when I´m at work. I´d like to have a cat though.

Jan
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 11:48 am

Hmmm. Mother's maden name is frequently used as a security question on credit card accounts - you guys sure that you want to be posting that information on the internet for all to see?
 
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 2:17 pm

Me:

Ron Jeremy.. nonono.. Peter Bo North..

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Sun Oct 03, 2004 5:16 pm

Bambou Guillotreau...do you feel excited ?
 
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Sun Oct 03, 2004 10:29 pm

Boogie Santos.

Has a nice ring to it  Smile
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Mon Oct 04, 2004 12:55 am

Famous gay porn star names

Jeff Palmer
Jeff Stryker
Jeremy Jordan
Colby Taylor
Trent Atkins
Jacob Hall
Joe Foster
Matt Summers
Chad Hunt
Tristan Paris
Blake Harper
Matt Rush
DC Chandler
Virgil Sainclair
Derek Cameron
Lindon Hawk

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:03 am

You get your Porn Name based on the name of your first pet and the street you grew up on (I'm assuming the first street you grew up on.). So mine would be Boots Roxbury.
 
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Mon Oct 04, 2004 1:24 am

I had always heard it was your first pets name and then your mothers maiden name.

But street? ok im sure there are other variants as well.

If its street

Paddy 2nd avenue, for my first 2 years.
then cant remember the street for my previous house
now

paddy kafue "road"
 
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Mon Oct 04, 2004 2:21 am

I must say: LOLO FERRARI!  Big thumbs up
 
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:06 am

Dafty Bergström???? Yeaah baby, I´m ruf n ready!Puuhleezee.......LMAO  Big thumbs up

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Mon Oct 04, 2004 4:42 am

Solnabo, sounds like your ready to rock n roll!!! LOL

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Mon Oct 04, 2004 3:39 pm

Here I am.

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Mon Oct 04, 2004 6:20 pm

Mine would be Fifi Sampic. Not really a fitting name for an uber-stud like me, eh  Big grin Big grin
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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Tue Oct 05, 2004 8:46 am

Haven't done this since I was a kid!

Porn name - Derry Black

Using Kaust's method (your middle name and the first street you lived on) my name would be "Robert Marley"...I can't take that away from the great one.

A few years ago, the organizers at our company Christmas party brought in some drag-queens for a burlesque style theme...I'll never forget the one guy's name: "Anna Conda". We still laugh about that one.

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Tue Oct 05, 2004 1:55 pm

Oh my God. My name is Choupette Lapalice.

Doesn't sound too virile LOL


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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Tue Oct 05, 2004 7:17 pm

Mine would be Wags Jones but the best porn name I've ever heard was:

Bob Fortuna  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up  Big thumbs up

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RE: Your Porn Star Name.....

Thu Oct 07, 2004 4:11 am

My mom's maiden name is the same as my dad's last name (No Relation, it's just common). My name wouldn't really be porn-ish. My first pet's name was phillip. It would just sound like a regular name.
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